Okay, I'm sold. Take my credit card.

Jul 21, 2026 11:50 PM

svardfiska

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She just happened to have them lying around l, Hmmm, socials? Lol

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives condomed.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I didn't realize the first one was a dong until the second one....

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly a woman who knows what she's after

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is she??

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

10/10

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Safety first

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She seems nice

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Isn’t that woman the one who does thirst trap pics with guns (and is MAGA?)

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Nah. Boobs not big enough.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Valkyrie Brynn? I don't think so, but I may be wrong.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

where can I get that tentacle?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This person names the company, with some caveats. /gallery/ySZIf1f/comment/2507008371

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He may be even touched the left one with a hammer

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I can stand about an hour on the Tower of Power, 'long as I gets a little golden shower"

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

whatever floats your goat, bobby brown.

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Release the kraken!

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Day of the tentacle found a new life

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Going hentai sure is hard work, but its hornest work.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Purple tentacle wanted to dominate the wold. He ended dominating something unexpected!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

^_^

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too bad that tentacle toy is from a garbage company, John Thomas Toys. The factory is in china and they do all kinds of shady shit. U can't trust the quality of their silicone, they love trying to dox creators if they don't like/take too long to review. Plus their silicone is fucking hard as a rock and forever sales is sis AF. Oh and they shamelessly steal designs. Overall POS company.

1 week ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

on the one hand, the bigger the toy, the firmer the silicone needs to be to not flop over and be generally useless. On the other hand... I do love some good squish and firmer toys just ain't it for me.

Side note - any idea who they stole the design from so we can get one from the original creators?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's similar to Bad Dragons Ika tentacle toy, but it might be their own. The toy JTT did straight up copy, then changed slightly is Stan.

As for firmness, if u want the toy to stand? firmer the better, if u actually want to take something long u need soft cuz the toy needs to bend inside u. As an anal depth enjoyer, all my 20"+ long toys are soft.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First I've heard of that store being scummy. I'll add it to my list of silicone sellers to avoid. Thanks.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

damn. I wanted a tentacle too.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Plenty of tentacles to be had on the internet.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then try Sinnovator

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only they were in US. Shipping used to be bad, but now we got the moron in charge tariff as well. Sinn's got a few things I want, but never got the chance to buy. Why can't I have infinite money.....

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thanks you for the warning

1 week ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Helpful information; also I love how you just had that response in your pocket 😅

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got a depth trainer called goose neck from them. It was so firm that it hurt to use and the toy would stain my tub yellow when left to dry.

Combo of me being burned by a shitty product and their shitty practices brings out my fury.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kind of scared to ask, but…what’s a depth trainer ?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A toy that trains u to take stuff deep analy. Goose neck is shape like it's name implies so it's more a deep fisting trainer rather than a true depth trainer.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh! Ok thanks

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big Dick's Dildo Emporium is morally corrupt?

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Plenty of big dick makers that aren't POS's. All Night Toys is my current fav. And JTT has stolen one of their designs. Tuna can Jerry.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Looks like Bryce Dallas Howard stole some props from the Jurassic World set!

1 week ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 3

I'd watch that, she's a great actor and director

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But but but all the dinosaurs were girls! …. I guess life finds a way

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The surprising thing is they modeled that for the velociraptors

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or from Day of the tentacle.

1 week ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Funniest game ever

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got to download that one.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Why not just use a traffic cone.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

flexibility is kinda needed for depth play.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Texture.

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thats what the tar blobs are for!

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