Me testing the time limit of how long before I need to get dressed after ordering pizza

Jul 22, 2026 8:16 PM

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I have seen so many documentaries about this. If you wait until too late you sometimes don't have to pay. But if you are unlucky the pizza guy fucks you

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*me working out how long before i have to put a bra on in order to get my take out*

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If you order from Domino's, they've got their pizza tracker ;)

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Smol sausage pizza?

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I got the small sausage with the large meatballs.

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You don’t have to wear pants. If they didn’t want to see your wang they wouldn’t have become a pizza guy.

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Down with pants!

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You don't have door pants?

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Why wear pants? Just use a pizza box, preferably an empty one.

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Or a door modesty sock at least. When it's really hot outside that is all you need.

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Bad day to wear an ankle sock

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