Unlocked something new in me lol

Aug 19, 2025 3:57 PM

ZoeTheFan

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At least he’s open to it still!

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You’ve always been more into your best friend than he was 😉

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Oh he’s mentioned stuff like that lol

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Adopting more kittens??
Fixing old cash registers??

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Painting those little miniatures is more addictive than it looks.

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No, Orikan, again - you're the only one who knows. It's kinda annoying, really.

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My boyfriend humoring me by giving me his old army to practice on..
Now he has 3 full armies again, and a slave to paint them 😂👍

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Praise be to space king

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Oy! Datz WARBOZZ ta youz, umie git.

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We da greenest and da meanest

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Orkz iz made fer foightin an winnin!

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Hello.... Peggy.

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My gf keeps wanting me to try new things and I told her I'd try anything once lol

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...anything once, twice if I like it!

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Banana! BANANA!!

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I ALSO choose this guys girlfriend. ;)

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The Shoveler. He shovels very well.

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It's okay. Legos are for everyone!

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Ah, yes. I remember the first time a lady friend put a Silver Bullet up the ol' poop shoot. Was a great day of learning and self expression.

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Pics or it didn’t happen.

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The deep magic

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...balls deep?

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That's old imgur. This is new imgur, we don't do that around here. Y'know, fun & stuff.

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Lmao maybe next time

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Nah ZTF. I was mostly keeping with old traditions here like telling lasaan “fuck you”. You should only share anything with who you want to.

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it's a ZJ huh

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Funny, this happened to me when I was like 19 and me my GF decided to try butt stuff, which I'd never done. Well it was kinda cool because it was taboo etc, but my GF absolutely took to it and basically it became a fetish for her. That was an interesting 18 months....

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Wait, are you more into it than he is, or more into it than you are into him?

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She's just *really* into him now. >>>> In. To. Him.

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Oh, you guys went to a Tuvan throat singing concert? Chirgilchin are amazing.

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That’s amazing lol!!

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Invisible con-non-con is almost certainly someone's kink.

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Wait, so when she said she wanted CnC that didn't mean that she wanted to play Command & Conquer with me?

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Im sorry but when she says " commander we need you" that's absolutely the GO word

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Well... in a manner of speaking...

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It's drinking breast milk, isn't it?

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10 years later: "Why oh why did I ever ask her to go to that Warhammer hobby shop..."

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Protest marching?

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If I didn’t have a newborn, I would be!

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Was it

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This scene was much much too short.

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Tried posting it as a gif, but for some reason it didn't want to

/a/558CuvB

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This weekend my GF and I wanted to watch something mindless, so we watched The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard. It's yet another RR movie with a pegging reference. She and I joked that he must be into that like Quentin Tarantino likes feet.

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definitely mindless lol. I watched the first one, which wasnt great but was ok, then watched the second and the drop in quality and convoluted writing etc was just too much.

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OMG, the difference in quality between the first movie and second is astounding. I was like "how bad could it be? The first movie was alright." It's so, so bad.

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lol yeah

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Pretty much sums it up lol, and just as short!

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If things don’t work out I volunteer as tribute.

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lol apparently he doesn’t mind

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is it butt stuff?

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v

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I don't know, but i do know, Zoe is a fan

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So tame. Have you people even seen the internet?

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cleveland steamer

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We can only hope

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They come out of butts, so kinda

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Low key this is a fun game though

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But boy am I sore after a long night playing it.

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Holding hands...in public

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How scandalous!

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Scandalous.

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"he did not an know ze voltage is higher in Germany..."

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“Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face”

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it's definitely butt stuff

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I remember someone called in to a radio show one time. Her husband wanted her to use a strap on with him. Their advice was to sit him down and explain how you aren't comfortable doing that. Or go and get the biggest one you can find and go in dry. Then he probably won't ask again.

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And if he does?

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My hemorrhoids just screamed

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I told me dude Stanley: "ok, we've got to go to the veterinarian, but I promise there'll take your temperature in your ear - no butt stuff."

Butt there was...

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He who is not busy being born, is busy dying. Good when he said it, still is. When curiosity dies, life turns grey.

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Is it *his butt* stuff?

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Let’s just say he likes me ordering him around lol

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Dommy Mommy role unlocked eh?

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My wife likes it the other way. She recently discovered she likes it when I'm dominating her. Being quite a bit more aggressive. Using her. Choking her. I bought a pair of floggers and she was extremely happy.

We've been having the best sex of our lives recently.

I just need to figure out how to properly use some rope on her.

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That doesn't exclude butt stuff

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Is it him working at a subway building you the sub to fight oppression???

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She definitely pegged him

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It's stuff butt.

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THAT'S WHAT BUTT STUFF IS! IT'S STUFF BUTT!

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I heard that ManBat is into that.

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NSFW, but I'll allow it.

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It’s always butt stuff.

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Either that or golden showers.

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It was for me. I loooooooove butt stuff, all partners have ended up “meh” about it.

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Also being chocked, slapped, spanked. I need kinkier partners.

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i had one girl who was into it and i never had someone ask for it. she asked me to slap her in the face and i was uncomfortable with it. i did it once and felt so bad, she liked it but i just felt like i was going to hurt her

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It's always like that.. Isn't it?... You find these things you like but cant find a person that does it all!.... Well.. I did once.. But she was hyper ADD, anti-vaxx, very religious (and super turned on by the fact she was sinning) and a conspiracy nut..

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Same, I love getting freaky, then after that kinky shit I wanna take you to a nice restaurant and spoil you. Why is this so hard to find?

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But also which way?

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That's asking the real question.

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Let's just say there's a double dong involved. The winner is the one who can make their butt hole look like a horse eating sugar cubes. Y'know just softly lip at inch after inch until the entire length is in your rectum, not theirs.

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So lady and the tramp it

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MY pasta.

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Yes

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Is it ever not butt stuff?

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It's always but stuff...

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Mine wasn't

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Elaborate

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Sexual squash experimentation.

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Good guess

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No.

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The ex wife, before were were married, asked me if I'd be willing to let her peg me after we got into anal sex. I told her that if she really wanted to I'd try anything once. She then had second thoughts because she was afraid I would like it and decided to be gay and leave her.

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LOL surely a guy would be less likely to leave a wife who was keen to try new stuff out.

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Lol "Ex wife"

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Yeah we divorced 4 years after this story occurred.

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Was it because of butt stuff?

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No I developed a brain tumor and had to stop driving a semi. She wasn't interested in anything past my paycheck apparently.

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What are we talking about here?

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It

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Foreign cuisine.

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@op was pregnant in last post, if that helps.

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Samba lessons

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Obviously Jenga or Twister

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Warhammer 40K

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Assembling IKEA furniture while nude and singing showtunes of course.

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I can't put my finger into it. But I bet he pegged her to be indifferent to it.

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I think it's cheeses.. cuz there's like 100+ varieties to try, if you're really into cheese

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You know I am!

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I don’t think there’s a cheese I don’t like lol

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I like cheese

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May or may not have been butt stuff lol

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Yo
It happens
And by that I mean
It's happened
To may-or-may-not-have-been me

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Oh wow, top comment was right...

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That's not too weird.

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No it’s not, you’re right! Now interested to see how much he likes me telling him what to do lol

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Oh so you're in charge? fun!

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It’s new! But I’m taking quite the liking to it!

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You pegged him, didn't you?

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100%

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It is extremely fuckin hot.

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Literal orgasm button in boy butts.

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It can be quite intense for us. That said, if he's not into it, you may need to change up how you do it. Mind your consent rules, miss, and maybe open a dialogue about it...and maybe use a smaller toy :P

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Lmao I definitely don’t want to hurt him physically

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New forms of stimulation can be… overwhelming

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He wasn’t for it? :( I wonder how men are with that penetration. Like if it feels invasive to them or something and if that affects how much they do and don’t like it.

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No he’s into it! Just a little too much, y’know? Lol

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As a gay man... I'm jelly.

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Yeah it'll do that lol.

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Maybe it surprised him too.

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It's always something I wanted to do, self preformed it's fun but I haven't done it in years.

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Lots of women are into it. You may have to hang out with swingers or Kinksters to find more women into it.

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I tried it twice recently, didn't find the fun button. Haven't given up yet.

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Stimulating the prostate is wondrous

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I'm not falling for that one again!

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He defintely enjoyed it lol, saying some wild stuff!

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