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Kazpur81S
Come on CHF
Resistance1000
All of his psychophants and suckups told him he was great and of course HE thought he was great, so if the audience didn't think, it's their fault. In the real world where most of us live, it was like a really bad open mic night in the Catskills in 1965 when they decided to let this one pain in the ass who won't go home have a turn.
ImgWolfe
Oh, so NOW they're listening to his lyrics?
cytherians
Trump LIES at the White House Correspondence Dinner. Chyron fixed.
Beyond embarrassing. Totally and utterly disgraceful and sickening. This man is the president of the USA and he talks like this. Lies so perversely profuse and smothering. Ridiculous disparagements that you expect to hear from a schoolyard bully, not an 80 year old adult.
Republicans up for election have to be soundly trounced. No quarter. No excuses. They've failed our country and must pay for it all.
glocksout
Who wrote these jokes? Killtony? “What about this guy he’s ugly”
Jamesstin
Springsteen has been hot basically all of his life. Like seriously. Cope harder
CrispyNougat
That's his attempt at a joke at the correspondent's dinner.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Please die already
RenaissanceFaireMan
He looks ok for his age:
theshinobi23
OK? He's 76. He looks amazing.
OhIfIMust
HOLY TESTICLE TUMOR!!!
lovehandlesmessiah
He’s not so much a testicular tumor but rather a giant human-shaped ingunal hernia, and his entire corpus is just the entire colon protruding from the hole between his legs making him look bloated and shapeless. You’re just waiting for a well placed kick or sitting just wrong so it strangulates, ruptures and kills him with peritonitis, maybe some gangrene as a side. The monster who reeks of shit and piss is just an avatar of human waste, like the Golgothan from Dogma.
wejustdontknow
I have seen Springsteen several times. The last time, he was pushing 60 years old, played for three hours and was doing backflips during the encore. Drumpth has never been close to that level.
nevernotsure
Imagine having a vagina neck and then talking shit about others. Amazing.
azgrak1
I’ve seen posts across social media of people laughing that when they try to post clips of him it will automatically blur his neck. Because you know, pornography.
bexxMaker
Osiricus
You look like a burnt plastic bag of used fryer grease. Your mouth is an asshole and he have a vagina for a neck. You're uncoordinated, bloated, and have the dementia forward leaning stance. Your hair is an international joke and your ass is wider than a truck, particularly with those diapers you wear.
prfesser
And you do not -- WILL not -- recognize the truth in ANY of those claims.
lifeisadadjoke
The world watched as Trump embarrassed your whole country once again.
Ghlargh
Can you call it "again" when he does it continuously and never stops?
oldguyexlurker
It's less repetition at this point that just continuous. I don't think it ever really ceases to embarrass us, even for a moment. I know I strive to keep from throwing up if I hear its voice.
GravyEducation
Not enough crickets in the world for those jokes
PatrickDenStore
Trump is so clever and sexy, no wonder the US elected him president by popular vote.
DangerBaer
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cmpmMW91bWZ0ZWhjYWpiN2dnOGtuZWVkaGtmaWUzcjlmMjlhc3plcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7Zesyac4CuSN5rsA/200w.webp
PatrickDenStore
Well, I was being sarcastic in the first part but the US DID elect him president by popular vote, that part is true. The USA is a fucked up fascist shithole of a nation. Perhaps vote?
sleeperkid
/s?
PatrickDenStore
I would have thought that was obvious. Yeah, obviously I'm being sarcastic.
Jimthebutler
The cryptkeeper over here talking shit on someone else's appearance? He looks like the actor that played the demented lady from the new "running man"
Hexrowe
Hey now, the Cryptkeeper had good jokes.
Jimthebutler
And a presidential complection.