They did this for a quest in Cyberpunk. A traumatized cop talking about his 'partner', and you had to find out in time he was talking about his pet turtle or the quest... failed
Not just find out it's about a turtle. He mentions it's a turtle, you can't talk to the other cops, go see the place where he's "buried", then come back and tell off the other cops for not being good enough people to Barry. If you don't, Barry doesn't make it.
I just picked up a new guinea pig named Paul. My girls have human names a s well. Well, sort of. Some are more like stripper names. I have Ruby, Poppy and Gwynnie.
My grandma kept talking about, “ Well then Steve came over. Or Steve didn’t like that.” And I was like “Who’s Steve?”. Turns out Steve was one of the many outdoor cats she was feeding.
Yes, but there’s also something nice about naming an animal something super mundane like “Pants” from the comic Selkie, or my cat’s name “Cheese”. “Pants just tried to bite someone’s head off” “?!?!?!”
I used to have a dog named Trevor who liked to wander a lot (I had a few acres of land). I'd be in my front yard yelling "Trevorrrrrr! Trevorrrrr!" as people drove by looking at me like wtf lol.
My girlfriend's dog is named Paige. I work with a Paige as well. Every so often I'll describe what the dog did to another coworker in earshot of human Paige. "So Paige took a shit on the floor this morning". "THAT'S HIS DOG'S NAME, NOT ME!"
My dog is Named Earl, the one day my nephew was on a group call with his friends playing roblox and I yelled "Don't pull me down the stairs Earl, and his friends wanted to know who was Earl.
the best part is we arent responsible, the cat and dog were both named that before we got them, the cat was given to us by a weeb and titan and his 17 other siblings are all named after the moons of our solar system
Canigetbannedagain2
I had to pull some yarn out of Michelle's ass again, it's becoming annoying.
Sinlok
My cats' name is Alice.
GravyEducation
Had a cat named Tim
Unfriendly
I wanted to name my dog Jesus. The family ruled against me but it would have been hilarious.
AceBandito
"No ma'am, that's spelled wrong. You see, my cat's full name is 'Jeffrey with a G'."
AnimalRescueGuy
Watch how people take you seriously until they find out it’s an animal. Be sure to call them on their speciesism prejudice.
DrKonrad
stillnodog
First thing j thought of, thanks!!
Dannyalcatraz
All of our dogs of the past 40 years have had normal first & middle names (with our family surname).
In a few days, we’re picking up a pair of rescue puppies, and that tradition will continue.
kimwimgoddess
I have always named my pets people names. Well, after Rex, the Wonder Dog. Morty, Mitzi, Karl, Sylvia, Madeline,
Jaqdakloun
Had to put Steve down, he was too old, and suffering
SergeyPrkl
My dogs name is "dog".
BastardMan1977
I've always wanted a dog named Hank
Ghlargh
"I found hank digging through my underwear drawer again! It's the third time this week!"
malbec
“Poor thing will have such tummy troubles…”
Dyamonde
They did this for a quest in Cyberpunk. A traumatized cop talking about his 'partner', and you had to find out in time he was talking about his pet turtle or the quest... failed
awetasticadventure
Not just find out it's about a turtle. He mentions it's a turtle, you can't talk to the other cops, go see the place where he's "buried", then come back and tell off the other cops for not being good enough people to Barry. If you don't, Barry doesn't make it.
deaththeunholy
You can recreate home alone and yell, “Kevin!” At your cat
PostHartmann
Elvis approves
echonite
My dogs name is Gerald. Has caused confusion at times.
Contraserrene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr2sVPTacTE
CardeasIV
Exactly what i expected here
superdinglebudgie
Gabriel pooped on the ceiling fan
ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou
I just picked up a new guinea pig named Paul. My girls have human names a s well. Well, sort of. Some are more like stripper names. I have Ruby, Poppy and Gwynnie.
Arenlor
I nearly had to go to the doctor when Bob bit me because Masamune scared him.
RevLuvJoy
For many years I had three dogs named, Frank, Jimmy & Rocco.
They did everything together, like knockaround guys.
nachosyndicate
My grandma kept talking about, “ Well then Steve came over. Or Steve didn’t like that.” And I was like “Who’s Steve?”. Turns out Steve was one of the many outdoor cats she was feeding.
MendoncycleSmith
My buddies dog named Tim, still tops my charts...
BlindGardener
Yes, but there’s also something nice about naming an animal something super mundane like “Pants” from the comic Selkie, or my cat’s name “Cheese”. “Pants just tried to bite someone’s head off” “?!?!?!”
mithiwithi
I still can't believe they fucking buttered Jorts.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
So Stefan was licking his balls again yesterday...
spookyu
I used to have a dog named Trevor who liked to wander a lot (I had a few acres of land). I'd be in my front yard yelling "Trevorrrrrr! Trevorrrrr!" as people drove by looking at me like wtf lol.
Ironblitz
My girlfriend's dog is named Paige. I work with a Paige as well. Every so often I'll describe what the dog did to another coworker in earshot of human Paige. "So Paige took a shit on the floor this morning". "THAT'S HIS DOG'S NAME, NOT ME!"
horsetuna
I confused people at my job when they overheard me saying The Girls wouldn't go to their cages last night!
Arenlor
I had to stop my mom from referring to two of our cats as "the black ones" very quickly.
horsetuna
Omg mentioned elsewhere I was growing black bell peppers. Official name: nigers
zeacorzeppelin10
My dog is Named Earl, the one day my nephew was on a group call with his friends playing roblox and I yelled "Don't pull me down the stairs Earl, and his friends wanted to know who was Earl.
Hexidimentional
cinderblock full of love
B4r4B4d4B45tu
Please give him headpats from us.
zeacorzeppelin10
You bet
GravyEducation
zeacorzeppelin10
TerribleAwful
can't wait to get home and have sex with Steve again. ..."Steve" is what i named my toaster
Jamesstin
And by sex you mean taking a bath with him, right?
Pilgrymm
EzraFell
That sounds like a crummy thing to do.
SortaSordid
As long as you're not bathing with Steve.
Hexidimentional
i have an orange tabby named kaiju and a brown brindled pitbull named titan, it is very funny to say "Kaiju is attacking Titan again, and winning."
malbec
Yasssss!
Hexidimentional
the best part is we arent responsible, the cat and dog were both named that before we got them, the cat was given to us by a weeb and titan and his 17 other siblings are all named after the moons of our solar system
malbec
Still, they’re all good dogs and cats bront
Hexidimentional
they are legitimately the best boys, we've had many dogs and cats over the years and these two are the favourites
B4r4B4d4B45tu
While it is funny, seems to me your dog's patience is titanic. Please send headpats to both.
Hexidimentional
its literally not that he's just ignorant of the danger lmao, he cant really feel the cat's attacks
B4r4B4d4B45tu
Ohh, OK. Still, headpats for both, please? :3
Hexidimentional
you got a wag from titan, i shall hunt down the beast
B4r4B4d4B45tu
Good luck with Kaiju, and thank you Titan.