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missrumsoakedkiss
So much yes.
mjom592000
Mayo? You must be from......
Biglebowski748
ThisIsANewName
People who don't haven't tried.
Cheomesh
I don't like basically all commercial mayos.
Yearofthelynx
BreedCratton
New favorite gif
Fullmetaltackett
arexm
agermanguy
StinkySneeze
Whats better is Mayonnaise on sweet potato fries
rufflemyonions
I mix mayo and ketchup. Something I picked up from Europe that I hadn't tried before then.
allthenamesaregone
I gained 3kg last time I was in the Netherlands. Bloody Patat met.
FitzChevalric
Don't forget the pindasaus (peanutsauce)
OhNamelessOne
Boyfriend and I have done this for years. I don't even feel guilty anymore!
Promethianfire
Most of europe does this.
Leax256
I make my own sauce, he said in a needlessly suggestive tone.
fistermatic5000
not to ruin your joke, but i haven't purchased any sauce or dressing in years. it's just too easy and cheaper to make.
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fistermatic5000
damn. in the u.s. those condiments are so cheap i can use them to make more expensive condiments and dressings.
CpaoV
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Thesonshade
One up you...McChicken sauce and fries. (It's Belgian mayo but whatever).
PreciousPotato
Who doesn't? And It's gotta be real mayonnaise, not that low-fat salad cream garbage.
SamuraiFoxes
Have you had homemade mayo? It's really easy to make and even tastier than the non-low-fat OR the real industial-made stuff. egg + evoo.
PreciousPotato
Depends. The theory is easy, but it's still a lot of effort when you just want a spoonful. Never liked it that much anyway, the taste of /1
PreciousPotato
the raw egg yolks is too much, just like in self-made mousse au chocolat (I only use the eggwhites, but that wouldn't work with mayo).
triplenerdscore
Something, something, Pulp Fiction quote...
thecuban101
Alternate Fact: tomato sauce (Ketchup) Mayo and Dijon mustard is the nectar of the Gods
Elaboratefool
I just had fries with mayonaise, it's the shit.
deklootzakvanhonolulu
Omg thats amazing. Thanks for sharing. Love from europe where the ketchup/mayo thing seems to be reversed
jrhawk42
wait do Europeans put ketchup on their BLTs??? animals!!
chillFlamingo
Worse, we don't do BLT's
Dickbuckles
mayonaise is Japanese for white devil
Thatllbuffrightout
I put it on my fries and my hot dogs
Staticmoot42
Fengoj
This good
DefShepard
Eh. Add some relish to the mayonnaise first then come talk to me.
runningoutofnames
It's a European thing I thought?
PreciousPotato
Maybe OP is European? And yes, Mayo on fries is just as normal as ketchup.
cow042
YOU MONSTER! Thats where the cheese and gravy goes
PreciousPotato
All we need now in this thread is a Brit to declare that the only way to eat fries is to call them chips and to add vinegar. :)
cow042
That is good if you have the right fries.
PreciousPotato
Yeah, thick, homemade fries from fresh potatoes. Love to dip the in mayonnaise and balsamico-vinegar.
rokabee
Found the canadian
cow042
nope, I live in Louisiana, but have had Poutine and love it. But I have to make due with cubed cheddar instead of cheese curds
Notaspacealien
Aaaaaaare you dutch?
whohasseenthewind
All my Dutch friends like mayo on fries!
Caspooky
As a Dutch person, mayonaisse is standard by default here.
Notaspacealien
I know, I must have been Dutch in another life.
MandemUnit
you and pretty much everyone in Europe..
LeadByBadExample
No fucking way. Mayo is disgusting.
aarhusianer
Not in Denmark either. We're in to ketchup and remoulade
Inmate45
Yeah, I was going to say, this is pretty much the expectation in Belgium.
MandemUnit
isn't it a crime to not? in fact isn't it usually a majority mayo in the mayo:fries ratio?
twsx
Can't speak for all of Europe, but in Switzerland, ketchup is more popular. Mayo isn't unusual though.
Gummbah
We love our mayo in Holland <3
Bergbubbel
Friet eet je met curry.
Gummbah
Mayo of speciaal voor mij..
Deezze
germans love fries "red/white" (ketchup+mayo)
LemmyDfromGermany
Pommes Schranke...lol
Foffer
You keep your filthy EU Mayo fingers out of my Frikadeller and Leverpostej.
IAmBoredAtWork
cheese for Bulgaria
ThatTwerkingWhoreFromOliveGarden
Ketchup on fries is horrific and ruins perfectly good fries.
densistemurikanen
Nope, not Sweden.
FromDenmarkWithHate
You guys only like räksallad!
Padefe
Not in norway, didnt know it was a thing to be honest
Rantaf
Go to continental Europe. And of that's too expensive; watch Pulp fiction.
chillFlamingo
Last time I checked, Norway was part of continental Europe. What happened? Did we cut them off somehow?
TypoInEveryComment
Eww! Me and everyone I kmow hates mayo on fries. German
skellington01
Sickos
SomeGuyPosting
Fries with mayo are strictly benelux thing. nowhere in rest of the Europe you will get mayo on fries in snackbar. Also, wtf, mayo, srsly?
Saxit
Very normal in Denmark
aarhusianer
I have never, ever seen it in Denmark.
Saxit
Try McDonald's
chillFlamingo
It's also very common in Germany.
SomeGuyPosting
GERMANY DOESN'T COUNT
chillFlamingo
OK DONALD
mimomisu
Common in Germany, Czech Republic, Slovakia for sure...And also, mayo on fries is awesome, you heathen
MandemUnit
also the UK (so four countries), plus Belgium and Holland. Had no idea this would be such a discussion point haha
Diem104
I like ranch and fries?
Jabo2112
Time travel suggestions from the future... blue cheese dressing and fries are really tasty.
fistermatic5000
i mean ranch is a good dip for almost anything.
sadquesadilla
Amen
TheGoodReverendDude
I'm Ron Burgundy?
mallywanders
I once saw a little girl dip her chicken nuggets in ranch and her carrots in ketchup. In one sitting, to be clear.
Diem104
Lawl. Ironic. But ranch is also good on chicken and also pizza
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Ranch is gross, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
MadamPuddifoot
You rot in hell, heathen.
AladdinTheMuffinMan
See you there!
CaptainTypo
Why is that a question?
Cousinkyle
Why is that a question?
fistermatic5000
do you always answer a question with a question?
CaptainTypo
Could you repeat the question?
PhoenixQueenAzula
fistermatic5000
i can not knot
nokittythatsabadkitty
You know what they serve with their fries over there? Mayonnaise
Fyba
Just watched this for the first time last night.
AcadiaEinstein
They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
nokittythatsabadkitty
You know what they call a quarter pounder over there?
MikeTheCabbie
Royale with Cheese.
VonSnootingham
You know why?
nokittythatsabadkitty
Metric system
internetfacts
Fact: Mayo and ketchup mix is nectar of the gods
litelbrown
So... Thousand island?
Bystandr
Make a separate pile of each , dip mayo first, then cover with ketchup and eat. Yum!
Stopticklingmeelmo
I used to make that concoction every time I went to Wendy's.
LisaLidinger
Pommes Schranke
YouCanFapTo90PercentOfMyFavorites
This is an occasion where I wish you could favorite comments
AladdinTheMuffinMan
You're still fresh, a beginner. Best mix is ketchup and garlic mayo/any garlic sauce.
mallywanders
Ketchup and mayo is a big thing in UT, it's called fry sauce. It's available at almost any place in UT that serves fries.
TheWhiteHouseChiefOfStaff
Mayo and Sriracha mix is an excellent steak sauce, and I generally don't like steak sauce or Sriracha
YouWereAlmostAJillSandwich
We call it pink sauce.
WhatTheFunkBro
Try mayo and tabasco man the VERY FIRST INITIAL taste is what the funk but every taste afterwards is addiction
Madpantz
It's actually McDonald's secret sauce. Add pickle chunks and you have thousand island dressing. Bon appetit
SmartSmertSmake
Pickle chunks...otherwise known as relish
ElinborgTheViking
Salsa golf in Argentina. I got hooked on the stuff.
ItsLikeYouKnowWhatever
Fact. But not too mixed. A chunk marble is perfection
EvilandImaginary
came to say mix it with ketchup!
CHURCHv1
Ketchunaise
memeologees
Hmmm tasty!
punkybeanster
I do mayo, ketchup, lil bit of molasses, and soul seasoning with sweet potato fries. So good.
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
In DK we have sliced kebab with fries @ the grills. I re-healy like that with french/hot dog dressing 1/2
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
2/2 (idk what its called in english or if its a dk thing, its like mayo) with raw onions. Or with sausage instead of kebab
ThyDevilsAdvocate
Now add a dash of Hotsauce!!!
FitzChevalric
CharliTheSpoiledCat
RDLPunk14
Mine is ranch and ketchup
bsArtst
Only if you also dice up a dill pickle, add a bit of pickle juice, and a dash of onion powder.
nightsider
And people look at me funny when I put ketchup on my eggs.
probablyandrew
Turbosnailz
Put that on a burger mmmhmhmmhmmhhmhhaahhhggg
LittleSeaSlug
Soddo
Mayo and tomatoe is a cheat way for tartar sauce
StupidIdeaMaschine
We call it the devils sauce. Because it's tasty like hell.
only90skidswillgetthis
Add bacon and never-frozen beef and you got the reasons the Baconator is king of fast food
Actualdeadpool
TinaPie
Try mayo and banana ketchup, nectar of God with Crack
Panzer89
Try it with a little of your favorite hot sauce, it'll change your life.
MagneticLasso
now that's something i can get behind
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Cane's sauce, Zax sauce - both of those are ketchup and mayo based.
electricianmagician
Throw a bunch of black pepper into the mix.....
privatejohnson
Isn't that just thousand island dressing then?
Septagrim
I think you mean mayo/mustard.
only90skidswillgetthis
knive404
Add garlic, salt, and coriander. You're welcome.
Bombpier
Google it, or do you have a personal recipe
knive404
I season to taste, it doesn't take much. Spicy mustard is better, stone ground is best.
internetfacts
Fact: Also good
Flixster
My man!
Septagrim
ColonelCouch
Looking good!
Jenvas
Personally I like mayo mixed with sriracha.
Cousinkyle
Hmmm. I mix Siracha and ranch, but I'm gonna try this.
PhustrKluk
I hear ya on the Sriracha ranch, but I prefer Tapatio in my ranch, and Sriracha in my mayo.
spanielCraig
Ah, Rooster Ranch
lavari
And they totally make a Sriracha ranch dressing... I was looking for a bottle of ranch to make Sriracha ranch for fish tacos. Hubs found it
lavari
On the shelf. Fucking Sriracha ranch dressing. He was so proud of himself for spotting it XD
valormorghulis
That's MY fancy sauce
hillbillyal
Well if he wants fancy sauce he can make his own batch
randalllines
Add ground chilli too
VictorTheViking86
MrTitsMcGee
Try 2 tablespoons of mayo, 1 teaspoon of sriracha sauce, and 1 teaspoon of honey mixed together. You're welcome.
internetfacts
I'll give it a try.
Grubenwolf
No it was MY original idea. I came up with it first.
HerbieSanders
I call it the same thing. I also like it on my cheese steak subs.
internetfacts
Valar Dohaeris
Gianttesticlemonster
Favourite non-pornographic magazine to jerk-off to?
D4N0M1T3
Good Housekeeping
Gianttesticlemonster
Did we just become best friends!?
SecretCookies