CNN: redefining "news"
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3
50
Bernie is my new symbol for freedom
-1
7
60
No wonder he's so happy
7
3
72
Landlord painted lines yesterday. Fucks given: exactly zero.
10
2
101
self imposed timeout
11
4
83
More beneficial than what?
8
13
62
You couldn't pay me enough money to take this survey
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1
230
Hard pass, but thanks
4
1
518
Hundred forty nine dollars
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5
152
A dose of adorable.
11
1
67
I'm sure I'll get a lot of work done today
8
1
62
yeti penis
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2
725
$89 PANCAKES
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377