Jan 6, 2021 12:25 AM
mmick7
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BTWash22
Trying to figure out what video game is in the background.
psycho3d
ShlongaDonga
1st one OMG?
YpsilantiRomani
Is that 1st 1 Lark Voorhies?
alicefreak47
I don't think Lisa is that cool.
Lewynsa
Shpadoinkleman
I guess if it's shitty, cheap beer that you're drinking for no reason other than getting drunk, you wouldn't care much for the taste...
Tomkat53
deep throats, AND STRONG TEETH!
4goodsuccess365
Ok what to you win?
CrispySocksHereCrispySocksThereSocksWithSomeMysteryHair
A proper grammar and spelling lesson?
coffeebaby
Should I be impressed...
certainlynotaserialkiller
wife material
Calyptorhynchusaddict
Or not, ... don't think i could afford the upkeep.
lildude52ca
sheseemsnice.gif
ciaran13
It's the personality.
literallymike
All these girls swallow.
Epicism
https://i.gifer.com/1HwL.gif
ameranthe
The first girl seems brave to go no hands while wearing all white. But then, it looks like she has had a lot of practice.
JennyIronTeeth
No gullet
wemeannoharmtoyourplanet
Those ladies not gonna keep that shape for long if they go competitive.
aharwod541
It’s crazy how they don’t even swallow just push it all back.
Jaco2point0
I bet her throat goes all the way to her stomach, therefore she clearly has low morals.
lucyintheskywithgems
I miss going to the bar
Norriko
MISS BAR
CyranoDeBurlapSack
These ladies raised the bar so high I don’t think we will ever see it again.
CitizenPrime
Remember those?
brunoCakeMaker
Geez, i felt that
iupvotedogs
Sigh, same.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Me too!!!
DoYouLikePinaColada
My girl and me we hang around in bars, and we're usually drunk but never too drunk, to fight like cats and dogs all night
Mrwagonmaker
Come down to Southeast Asia, bars are still aight
longshorttermmemorynetwork
Don't come till you're vaccinated though, Southeast Asia is doing pretty well against the virus compared to the US and EU.
inxed
Me too my dude, me too
secretoaster
Me three my dude, me three
ThaWhiteRanger
I dont however miss getting lit and ordering like five appetizers knowing damn well I can't afford or need it. So tasty.
FredThePlumber
Or feeling like shit the next morning because you ate right before you went to sleep.
ButtEyeDyeGrass
Guy in the second one knows exactly what he's doing
onecowboytoo
Yeah, she was trying to get him drunk so she could take advantage of him. It was smart of him to not drink.
True. Gotta stay clean brother.
Backstreetnoise
v
Cilvaa
With sound
DoomSquirter
I was expecting a loud raspy burp with that cute look on her face. so dissapoint
Another of her
MrFrench
Thresholdpush
Aber... Das war mein Bier...
kevinallover
I don't speak German, but I do understand a bit of a distant Frisian dialect. I think this means "but... That was my beer".
Exactly! Or “Ganz genau!” I've only been learning it for a couple years. Not even 5k words yet. Word order... Es ist ein bisschen komisch.
klean9
Das ist sehr schlect
LovesToSpooge517
Mein herzliches Beileid
IPlayForBread
As a dumb canadian I still understand the context. I miss the bar as well my friend
minqapoc
You're wrong. Context: 'but...that was my beer....'
fluffmeister
das ist so traurig, alexa spielen(spielt?) 99 luftbaloons
DIINKELBERG
Spiele
Danke
cbjfan
99 Luftballons, auf Ihrem Weg zum Horizont...
WillTheFifth
Denkst du verleicht, grad an mich, dann singe ich ein lied für dich vonn,
Drlee
I can chug that fast but I'm a middle aged fat guy. So noone care as much
HereDueToYourOnePeskyDownVote
Pretty sure you have tiddies. Someone cares, fuck it I CARE!! There you go... :)
broritos
That guy looks like he wasn't trying to beat her.
Inarticulated
There's always THAT guy at an event. "Hey. I challenge you!" *Loses instantly while he only takes a sip* "I won. I get to enjoy this beer."
sirfanciesadrought
She did it in like a couple of seconds. What does one even do?
Maverick8778
I'm more impressed that she held the glass with her teeth in that first one... my mouth hurts watching
AllTheGoodUserNamesAreTakenFML
A good way to break your teeth or have a mouthful of shards.
scrapz
All I can think about is how the glass is going to break and she gets a mouthful of glass shards.
animal531
Great way to turn into the Joker.
rafizard
Bartender here, our glasses of that size break from contact with light plastic, I wouldn't even pick up an empty one like that.
tanebot
Yeah, forget the beer, this is the main worry. :S
KleptoKea
Jesus how must that feel when a half litre hits your stomach all at once though?
akshayhighbury
It's fine unless you can't find the burp. Then it gets uncomfortable, but only for a little bit.
sordatos
I cannot drink any liquid that fast, let alone carbonated one.
ilasid
Imagine the belch!
StarscreamAndHutch
I was promised girls. Here
mmmerf1
No sir. *That* is a *Lady*.
v without the watermarks and probably more pixels
RIP teeth
LaughingMan2Gig
@OP I raise you some butter v
R3ADER
Why would you even know you can do this..
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Ohh, my heart. I need to lie down. Oh, it feels like an elephant is standing on my chest.
Oh god, I can feel my heart pounding in my little ears. I smell burnt toast. Ahhhhh
awesker002
some alcoholics do that before binge drinking.
monkeyshark
Why?
shackattacktime
Something to do with fatty foods coating the lining of the stomach which makes alcohol poisoning not as effective/slower to enter blood
vhdangel
We went to a medieval dinner at a castle in Germany, and one of the courses was a slab of bread with lard. The host csaid it was to coat...
... our stomaches before the ale was served, and that back in the day it was a necessity because they drank so much ale/wine/mead.
circlebreaker
Fucksake, just eat a sammich...
gorillaClutch
RipOffTheBandAid
A man of culture
TheVakarian
SgtDanger
Voltair
That's a lewd halfling.
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
Good choice in artist.
BierBrechtderGrosse
justanNPC
Oh hey it's Al- I mean who is that I have no idea?
Othernate
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
I don't have any clue, but I'll just leave a comment here... incase
AnonsAndMinions
It's Alfie, and here's the site: https://buttsmithy.com
Pretty sure they know, as they referenced the artist's screenname - InCase. :P
hyperfell
Hmm good idea
BTWash22
Trying to figure out what video game is in the background.
psycho3d
ShlongaDonga
1st one OMG?
YpsilantiRomani
Is that 1st 1 Lark Voorhies?
alicefreak47
I don't think Lisa is that cool.
Lewynsa
Shpadoinkleman
I guess if it's shitty, cheap beer that you're drinking for no reason other than getting drunk, you wouldn't care much for the taste...
Tomkat53
deep throats, AND STRONG TEETH!
4goodsuccess365
Ok what to you win?
CrispySocksHereCrispySocksThereSocksWithSomeMysteryHair
A proper grammar and spelling lesson?
coffeebaby
Should I be impressed...
certainlynotaserialkiller
wife material
Calyptorhynchusaddict
Or not, ... don't think i could afford the upkeep.
lildude52ca
sheseemsnice.gif
ciaran13
It's the personality.
literallymike
All these girls swallow.
Epicism
https://i.gifer.com/1HwL.gif
ameranthe
The first girl seems brave to go no hands while wearing all white. But then, it looks like she has had a lot of practice.
JennyIronTeeth
No gullet
wemeannoharmtoyourplanet
Those ladies not gonna keep that shape for long if they go competitive.
aharwod541
It’s crazy how they don’t even swallow just push it all back.
Jaco2point0
I bet her throat goes all the way to her stomach, therefore she clearly has low morals.
lucyintheskywithgems
I miss going to the bar
Norriko
MISS BAR
CyranoDeBurlapSack
These ladies raised the bar so high I don’t think we will ever see it again.
CitizenPrime
Remember those?
brunoCakeMaker
Geez, i felt that
iupvotedogs
Sigh, same.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Me too!!!
DoYouLikePinaColada
My girl and me we hang around in bars, and we're usually drunk but never too drunk, to fight like cats and dogs all night
Mrwagonmaker
Come down to Southeast Asia, bars are still aight
longshorttermmemorynetwork
Don't come till you're vaccinated though, Southeast Asia is doing pretty well against the virus compared to the US and EU.
inxed
Me too my dude, me too
secretoaster
Me three my dude, me three
ThaWhiteRanger
I dont however miss getting lit and ordering like five appetizers knowing damn well I can't afford or need it. So tasty.
FredThePlumber
Or feeling like shit the next morning because you ate right before you went to sleep.
ButtEyeDyeGrass
Guy in the second one knows exactly what he's doing
onecowboytoo
Yeah, she was trying to get him drunk so she could take advantage of him. It was smart of him to not drink.
ButtEyeDyeGrass
True. Gotta stay clean brother.
Backstreetnoise
Cilvaa
With sound
DoomSquirter
I was expecting a loud raspy burp with that cute look on her face. so dissapoint
Cilvaa
Another of her
MrFrench
Thresholdpush
Aber... Das war mein Bier...
kevinallover
I don't speak German, but I do understand a bit of a distant Frisian dialect. I think this means "but... That was my beer".
Thresholdpush
Exactly! Or “Ganz genau!” I've only been learning it for a couple years. Not even 5k words yet. Word order... Es ist ein bisschen komisch.
klean9
Das ist sehr schlect
LovesToSpooge517
Mein herzliches Beileid
IPlayForBread
As a dumb canadian I still understand the context. I miss the bar as well my friend
minqapoc
You're wrong. Context: 'but...that was my beer....'
fluffmeister
das ist so traurig, alexa spielen(spielt?) 99 luftbaloons
DIINKELBERG
Spiele
fluffmeister
Danke
cbjfan
99 Luftballons, auf Ihrem Weg zum Horizont...
WillTheFifth
Denkst du verleicht, grad an mich, dann singe ich ein lied für dich vonn,
Drlee
I can chug that fast but I'm a middle aged fat guy. So noone care as much
HereDueToYourOnePeskyDownVote
Pretty sure you have tiddies. Someone cares, fuck it I CARE!! There you go... :)
broritos
That guy looks like he wasn't trying to beat her.
Inarticulated
There's always THAT guy at an event. "Hey. I challenge you!" *Loses instantly while he only takes a sip* "I won. I get to enjoy this beer."
sirfanciesadrought
She did it in like a couple of seconds. What does one even do?
Maverick8778
I'm more impressed that she held the glass with her teeth in that first one... my mouth hurts watching
AllTheGoodUserNamesAreTakenFML
A good way to break your teeth or have a mouthful of shards.
scrapz
All I can think about is how the glass is going to break and she gets a mouthful of glass shards.
animal531
Great way to turn into the Joker.
rafizard
Bartender here, our glasses of that size break from contact with light plastic, I wouldn't even pick up an empty one like that.
tanebot
Yeah, forget the beer, this is the main worry. :S
KleptoKea
Jesus how must that feel when a half litre hits your stomach all at once though?
akshayhighbury
It's fine unless you can't find the burp. Then it gets uncomfortable, but only for a little bit.
sordatos
I cannot drink any liquid that fast, let alone carbonated one.
ilasid
Imagine the belch!
StarscreamAndHutch
I was promised girls. Here
mmmerf1
No sir. *That* is a *Lady*.
StarscreamAndHutch
StarscreamAndHutch
StarscreamAndHutch
StarscreamAndHutch
StarscreamAndHutch
Cilvaa
RIP teeth
LaughingMan2Gig
@OP I raise you some butter
v
R3ADER
Why would you even know you can do this..
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Ohh, my heart. I need to lie down. Oh, it feels like an elephant is standing on my chest.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Oh god, I can feel my heart pounding in my little ears. I smell burnt toast. Ahhhhh
awesker002
some alcoholics do that before binge drinking.
monkeyshark
Why?
shackattacktime
Something to do with fatty foods coating the lining of the stomach which makes alcohol poisoning not as effective/slower to enter blood
vhdangel
We went to a medieval dinner at a castle in Germany, and one of the courses was a slab of bread with lard. The host csaid it was to coat...
vhdangel
... our stomaches before the ale was served, and that back in the day it was a necessity because they drank so much ale/wine/mead.
circlebreaker
Fucksake, just eat a sammich...
gorillaClutch
RipOffTheBandAid
A man of culture
TheVakarian
SgtDanger
Voltair
That's a lewd halfling.
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
fluffmeister
Good choice in artist.
tanebot
BierBrechtderGrosse
justanNPC
Oh hey it's Al- I mean who is that I have no idea?
Othernate
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
I don't have any clue, but I'll just leave a comment here... incase
AnonsAndMinions
It's Alfie, and here's the site: https://buttsmithy.com
Othernate
Pretty sure they know, as they referenced the artist's screenname - InCase. :P
hyperfell
Hmm good idea
AnonsAndMinions
It's Alfie, and here's the site: https://buttsmithy.com