No chances given against Vampires...

Jan 23, 2026 1:02 AM

Skullwriter

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EDIT: Its Friday Frontpage! Thank you, imgurians! I make reviews for a hobby, and this week I've checked Jim Henson's famous Magnum Opus "The Dark Crystal" And you can see it here https://youtu.be/r2q7Y09Rb94 or if you prefer to give it a reading, check https://hypeimmune.wordpress.com/

I mean, I bet they were never attacked by vampires in their room right?

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That’s a good nun

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When your young and innocent, baloney tastes great. Then you grow up, tastes change for the ones that are not delusional.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was a good woman. A woman who saw the fear and helped. It didn't matter the reality of the adult world the nun saw a child in need and saw the power she could use to dissuade the fear and used it effectively. Not all catholics are fuck heads. Most are though

6 months ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 3

I like you.
Remember the Nuns on The Bus. They were good women putting their calling to use for the good of others.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

She's from Romania, she probably worried about the same thing at that age.

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The commandment to not “use the Lord’s name in vain” means exactly this.

To invoke divine power for worldly gain, or tradition, or to oppress a child… that’s blasphemy.

To invoke a deity for comfort, to do what no natural force possibly can? That’s what miracles are supposed to be.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Who says it doesn't work anyway? And before someone says vampires aren't real lets consider religion.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Used to babysit a kid who was deathly afraid of assorted monsters so one day i got a very official looking spray bottle and filled it with water and a few assorted scents (including a few drops of his moms perfume) and told him it was monster repellant and he slept much easier after. He was just terrified about the idea of helplessness, and needed a totem to make him feel safe

6 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

We also had monster-b-gone. Made a label for the bottle and everything.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“helped” is doing a lot of lifting there - she reinforced an irrational fear making it more likely for the kid to be afraid for longer before shedding it.

Help would have been to reassure the kid that it’s just fiction with no basis in reality, just like religion.

But you couldn’t have a cult member diss their own cult could you?

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 14

You're not much around kids, are you? Or irrational fears. Do you have other advice like 'it's all in your head' and 'have you tried not being sad'?

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Plenty of rational people can raise children without reinforcing irrational beliefs when they inevitably get infected by some through exposure to pop-culture or via their peers from kindergarten or school.

You’ve never considered the existence of atheist parents?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry to hear you've had run-ins with my uncles...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

HANNIBAL KING!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow that is not his best look.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I obviously still would.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nuns can be cool.

6 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

We've flattened their fingers
We've branded their buns
Nothing is working!
SEND IN THE NUNS!

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just keep them away from metal rulers.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

[Up shit creek intensifies]

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone can be cool

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

no cool nazis

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but the person could be cool. They just gotta stop being a nazi

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, Trump can never be cool.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he could be cold... stone cold dead

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0