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thaGh0stD0g36
Star Wars ended along time ago - all the time travel bullshit never held water- never will. Yes I will take my kids to see it- under duress
UnitXc
Unfortunately StarWars was drowned in the bath by Rian Johnson and EA, nobody cares about it anymore
walutschi
Star Wars died years ago.
OneTrillionDeadSouls
I'm pretty sure nerds have had their excitement progressively neuted over the corse of those three properties lifespans :(
yourlocalgayfurry
This aged horribly.
FlameArath
So very very very horribly
BayazTheBenevolent
Ha, Star Wars ending. Good one.
hifive2wifei
Meanwhile, Star Trek devotees watch in horror as the industry cuts off all nose to spite face.
pandro
Penny Arcade webcomic: [executive enthusing about Star Trek] "We're gonna run this brand into the fucking ground!"
ArtMadeofYourComment
Marvel says Phase 3 ends with Spiderman: Far From Home.
ataradov
Sure, they will just give up a steady revenue stream like that. They are milking those things to the grave, don't worry about it.
emtionallyautistic
What is dead, may never die
ARavingrantingloon
.... “With strange aeons even death may die”
Nevesta
*smack* *smack*
bripi
I hate that phrase. It's fucking nonsense. Plus, the dead are coming back...to do what, again? Fucking die!
emtionallyautistic
It’s not a literal meaning. In their world, they may sing or write your history as brave warrior, thus never dying. It’s a way to not forget
bripi
Oh, I *understood* the reference to warrior culture, it's just the shittiest way to express it. GRRM is capable of better.
OliverClothesoff70
Valar Morghoulis
PigleythePig
Valar Dohaerys
MaximumDrew
Very fitting
ErniesWidow
That's true of Zombies, too.
Darktrufffle
We need new stories. No more re telling.
behrditz
Star Wars already ended. The last movie made an extremely ham-fisted point of saying that old star wars is dead and we should be grateful.
Rips4w
Star Wars will metaphorically get Old Yeller'd in an awful fucking faux wrap up. Im a lifelong SW fan and I dont even care. Fuck em.
Isorikk
Star Wars was finished after episode 7. Everything that followed that trainwreck was simply the continued momentum of catastrophe.
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
Star wars was finished back in 83, and it shoulda stayed that way.
TheManInTheWall
Episode 7 was just episode 4 remastered
Jomini001
Star Wars has been dead. What we’re seeing now are the corpses of the original trilogy dressed up in drag and being puppeted.
ilikechocolatemilkMORE
O fuck yeah star wars will end finally! Enough with raping the franchise
Fairdinkums
Star wars has been circling the drain for a while now and should have ended long ago imo
mrbeausephus
And they will bitch, moan, and complain about Every. Single. One.
trollprozac
Amen. I'm so tired of people hating on things they supposedly love.
midnightpain
That’s what fans do; they rave about the stuff they like in hopes more of it gets made, they bitch about the stuff they hate so less is made
admiralcrackbar
The Star Wars saga ended in 83.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
It ended in '77, you philistine. That movie was literally Star Wars. Not ANH, not Ep. 6, but THE Star Wars.
admiralcrackbar
One movie does not make a 'Saga'.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
That was tongue-in-cheek. But if you want to argue, "saga" is merely Old Norse for legend, story or tale. Doesn't have to be a long one.
admiralcrackbar
Well I didn't want to argue, but we don't exactly speak 'Old Norse' these days do we? Check the English definition.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
"A modern heroic narrative resembling the Icelandic saga". Like I said, it doesn't have to be long. Some sagas are basically short stories.
glassware
Star Wars was killed whenever last Jedi came out
butwhyisthenamegone
Given the ratings and box office takes, suggesting these are still "nerdy" rather than mainstream is pretty funny.
Shitheid
Agreed. As a nerd I only passingly care about one of these and that’s only because my BiL keeps giving me download codes
Goldensands
As if nerdy is still some term that delegates people into liking.. what even? A nerd is just a person passionate about something
Goldensands
It can apply to anything. I regularly call my friend a soccer nerd and to his credit so does he now.
DicksmackMcgee
Yes. Everyone and their brother seems to watch the Marvel franchise. I feel like a nerd sometimes for not being into those.
CrazyCatLad
I love nerdy and non-nerdy things...and I'm really just bored of seeing/hearing about the above 3 series/sagas.
Odyssey9
Star Wars died 2 years ago. Saddened how much shit Rose's actor got for the director/writers decisions though.
Donth101
Ha! Disney isn’t going to stop making Star Wars movies till they stop making money.
GiantButtHead
Yeah they literally said that publicly.
themuzzdog
I think I saw somewhere that the Skywalker Family story will end... so what he’s saying is true. From a certain point of view...
capsaicinheat
Disney isn’t going to stop making *bad Star Wars movies till they stop making money.
BaconLord49
Unpopular opinion here but I really liked VII. Not as much as Empire, but more than ROTJ. TLJ was ok, not as good as VII imo
ILikeCharmanderOk
VII was excessively formulaic, it was like fan service + stick a girl and a black guy in there to be PC, every minute was calculated by $.
Donth101
It is POSSIBLE that they could make a good 1.
The1andFuture
Askingforafriend37
Rogue one was good.
mitharas
I liked 7 and 8. I really liked Solo. The habit of pooping on every new sw movie confuses me.
sbun57
8 was just terrible.
AxelBeingCivil
I really liked Solo. It was genuinely fun and funny as a heist film. 7 and 8 weren't my thing, but I'm glad other people liked them.
fightkostka6
One word SOLO
fatfish89
It was great
BaconLord49
I liked it, but I haven't seen Rebels. Had to look up why Maul, who was literally bisected and thrown down a huge distance was alive
LegendaryLoser
Watch The Clone Wars instead. it's where Maul actually comes back. Rebels just continues after Solo.
fightkostka6
and is much beter
kingkongkeom
i really enjoyed Solo, it was highly entertaining...I cannot understand all the bitching...
fightkostka6
i enjoyed it too its good movie not great but after that disney kind off back of from star wars and is just doing main series
guerillagirl
It wasn’t a good movie. It was fun as hell. But not good
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Star Wars has been done for me since episode 6
AssamLaksa
I'm not worried. I have Artemis Fowl to look forward. Hope it's gonna be good.
TheManInTheWall
The trailer looks disappointing, unfortunately. The tried to make Fowl look like an action hero when it should really be just Butler doing
TheManInTheWall
the fighting
AssamLaksa
I know. I'm not happy some of the characters changed. But I'm just glad there's a movie. Maybe in the future there'll be a better remake.
TheManInTheWall
The casting looks fine from what I remember, but Im just doubtful on whether this will be any more thsn a cheap cashgrab
AssamLaksa
Still, I can't deny I'm excited about this year's movie!
pickleparty91
But 2020 will be hopefully the greatest dune remake of all time so there is hope
bripi
That had better kill or cities will burn for the heresy.
The3DPrintingPolak
Yeah if it's not 6 hours then I'm good
kidonanescalator
If you are a fan of any these in written form, they died a longtime ago.
shatterisfull
Only dummies read shit!
Rips4w
...what?
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Persons of sub-moderate intelligence optically engage with inferior literature.
Neonbaron
And Futurama is gone too damn it
CommisarFuklaw
Ah yes, I remember it well....
jpparkenbone
I've been waiting for winds of winter for 8 fuckin' years.
theyar
Why? The last book was horrible.
bsn7071
Read some Brandon Sanderson, great writer and he releases a new book a couple times a year at least
Startrekker95
I’m hoping for a post credits titlecard with the Winds of Winter release date after the series finale
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
I feel ya, man. Better late than suck, though.
theyar
?? They already suck.
Milkmannnnnn
What are we going to do next year?
Pokedmeinthecoconut
More Cpt Marvel movies. And you'll pay to see them.
smadge1
Remakes, as far as the eye can see
Milkmannnnnn
Ugh. Perish the thought.
CaffeineManic
The Expanse! And Doctor Who! Fantastic Beasts! Dune! Avatar! Wonder Woman!
ThomasFernandez
Same thing we do everyday pinky try and take over the world
KrillinLikeAVillan
Pick up knitting or anal fisting maybe.
TallgeeseIV
There's a grey area in there, that's where you operate.
KrillinLikeAVillan
It's more of a brown area really.
dickable
Potentially reddish, if you fuck it up.
TallgeeseIV
I regret making myself a part of this comment chain.
Davedavedavedavedave
1. Marvel will make new movies. 2. GoT will have prequels and sequels 3. Disney will not let the Star Wars machine die, either.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
1. Spider-Man, GotG3, bunch of X-Men movies are being made. 2. Maybe some spin-off. 3. The Mandalorian.
braindough
bill and ted 3
ILikeCharmanderOk
Bad boys 3 too!!
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Duncan and Egg!
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
https://youtu.be/r8EF3X8EI2o
RichChigga
We will not see the end of Star Wars in our lifetimes.
goatamon
Oh yeah SW isn’t dying, but it is going into hibernation. After the flop that was Solo, Disney realized that not even SW is a guaranteed
goatamon
success every time.
kingkongkeom
i really enjoyed Solo, it was highly entertaining...I cannot understand the complains and at people didnt watch it
kraeftig
People have complained about every movie since the first one. Seriously. There was even complaints about The Empire Strikes Back
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
As far as I've read, Star Wars is going in hiatus after 9.
TallgeeseIV
Anyone else think the magic will be over for these series' and everything they do from 2020 on will be straight-to-dvd calibur trash?
Eranju
Yes... but people have been thinking that since the Avengers, and yet here we are.
LetMeSeeMyKids
Marvel: new movies and their dates estimated for Guard. Of galx. 3, black panther 2, dr.strange 2, a Thanos growing up era movie: eternals
OiishikataAK
Doesn’t make it not emotional. The marvel movies have been quite a journey and it hopefully wraps up the first saga nicely and we can con...
OiishikataAK
Continue on with the younger hero’s leading the future movies. I think that would be nice.
upsidedownyhead
http://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED906/5b0d2daf25aa5.jpeg
Endocrom
theyar
Haven't they all but admitted that this season of GoT will end on a cliffhanger to be dealt with in a massive film release in a couple yrs?
IchNicht1
Maybe the Duinuogwuin could allow a Star Wars - GoT crossover?
maxkm5st1
Still emotional
GoblinOfPoliticalSuccubus
$$$$
D1cruz
They better. And they better sale it.
KittensGivePaarthurnaxGas
Disney may not let Star Wars die, sure. But they're doing a great job of killing it.
kylefromterminator
all will be shit
ToasterDent
"Coming July 2022 - Star Wars: Return of the Skywalkers"
BellerophonM
They may continue, but these particular sagas are ending.
FriteSauce
When star wars used to have a great ending https://youtu.be/YDqgJye7hyc
FacemanPeck
Isn't there another Star Wars filming right now?
Zaayl
Yep, I think some of them got pushed back to fight the franchise fatigue, but theres also a TV show coming as well.
SatoriEnlightenment
Animated or live action?
Zaayl
Live action, "The Mandalorian" its gonna be Disney+ exclusive though.
SatoriEnlightenment
Cool.
Tisbutafleshwound
Mandalorian!
UninspiredPotato
I read somewhere that they were “taking a break” on Star Wars movies. Not sure if that means that they aren’t starting production on any new
UninspiredPotato
ones or halted production on every project that they had started.
SillyZombie
the halted a few, but there's another non skywalker trilogy happening.
BadAsset913
Several I think. Unless 9 already finished filming I guess? I’m probably not an authority on the subject though tbh
Califocus
If I remember there’s 2 more sagas set up as we speak. One by the guy who did episode 8, and the other from the game of thrones directors.
Zaayl
9 is technically in "post production" so barring last minute reshoots, it finished filming.
smarmageddon
They haven't even BEGUN to milk that franchise
APackOfExcitedGingers
What do you mean? They've already put out 2 "Star Wars stories"
smarmageddon
Dude, we are gonna have like two star wars movies every year until we die.
APackOfExcitedGingers
Oh I don't doubt it, but, aside from the main story, I hope that people eventually see them as the shameless cash grabs that they are
MrTay
GoT isn’t even caught up on book wise. The author is most likely going to die before he finishes. Prequel sequel I highly doubt
ToasterDent
I read a quote from him from way back, where he says he gets bored if he's not changing the plot as he writes and gets ideas. My takeaway: 1
ToasterDent
Now that he's had to lock in the plot to HBO he's 100% bored with GoT and will never finish the books, will just say the HBO series is it. 2
MrStickyCheeks
The pre/sequels will be done by writers not Martin.
Chriztyle
They will just butcher his material once he‘s gone
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Author LITERALLY just put out a book on the history of the Targaryens. HBO could totally license it.
Blumberton
Instead of writing the last book?? Fucking George pls.
cyanideslushie
Second to last book
Blumberton
Oh I thought it was one book left. If it's two im even more worried if we ever get to read it to the end.
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
There already is some material, like the stories of Duncan & Egg that were released at a similar time to the other books and are excellent.
ObligatoryFate
VIII killed Star Wars.
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
That's some serious hyperbole, bud. If the prequels didnt kill star wars, nothing can
joeys2323
One bad film doesn't kill a series ya dramatic buffoon
Erkhyan
People who complain about Bad Star Wars ought to be reminded that the second-ever appearance of Star Wars on-screen was THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
It does if it’s the first film in the series...
MirTheDragon
7 8 and solo. Disney is beating a dead horse at this point
joeys2323
The last Jedi is the only bad one. You can cry about the others but they're decent films
MirTheDragon
7 maybe but do you seriously think solo is a good movie?
aworkoffiction
I killed stars wars
AxelBeingCivil
I am Spartacus!
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Are you a millenial?
Lucky246
Can i ask you, how old do you think a millenial is right about now
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
I’m Sparticus!
Eranju
Just speaking truth. The prequels were terrible. These new ones ain't that bad in comparison.
AangTheLastAirbender
Star Wars won’t die, but the Skywalker Saga is coming to an end
OptimusPantry
What about rey and kylo ren? Are we gonna see more of them?
atkinsongl
It’s been dead since the last movie, they’re just reanimating the corpse.
Spidey209
I hope so. Those Skywalkers are a fucking menace.
Asciiman
A menace you say? Perhaps even the ghostly kind... maybe even a, Phantom Menace!!!?
Spidey209
Nope, just straight up, in your face, fucked up the galaxy kind of menace.
vauhtihirmu
About time tbh. I would've enjoyed the new trilogy being about someone else from the beginning.
OmenshahChannel
I think originally Lucas wanted to do 12 movies, didn't know how many were in the Skywalker saga.
Chriztyle
Thank fucking god. This mess of a new trilogy must end
AlkeneThiol
Don't worry. Rian Johnson is supposed to direct a while new theology himself.........
hertta
I can't believe how bad he fucked up TLJ; I think Kathleen is most to blame and Rian for being a spineless turd probably.
AlkeneThiol
So very bad.
YesButAlsoYes
Good. It been on life support since episode 1
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
I'm intrigued by the new ones title, tho. Is it?
GiantEarlobe
My fav theory is that the new 'jedi' will be called Skywalker's. The jedi are a thing of the past so something new must come
beoluves
Or Rei was her daughter all along, which doesn't make sense anymore kinda but ugh. Ugh.
neochiken1
They're just going to say kylo lied and make Rey a Skywalker, I promise you.
Zreen
That or the corpse of luke gets a boner
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
I may have a new favorite theory, 'the force boner'.
Davidlorian
It ended in 2005
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
1983*
PandaLord200
Star wars will die, but Disney will prolong it's suffering for ever, milking it for every last penny for the rest of eternity
vauhtihirmu
Ironically, Star Wars itself will receive the Darth Vader treatment.
platinumskink
In my mind, that saga ended with Episode VI. Possibly continued in Extended Universe, but I haven't read any of that.
memedreamfightingmachine
I just want the EU back.
HerrBisch
ArthurMorgan1863
Well we are still trying to get rid of it *cries in brexit*
LurkerOfDarkness
You're taking procrastination to a whole new level.
Razor266
Kinda felt like star wars died when the last Jedi came out.
tankmayvin
Ep 1-3 were pretty trash. They ruined SW for me as an older teen.
vauhtihirmu
Same. I liked some of the ways they expanded the universe, but disliked others. But it made everyone seem lamer than in the originals.
tankmayvin
They were just very weak stories. But not as weak as the new movies. Damn...they are bad.