Obviously but corn on the cob would crush the cob

Jul 14, 2026 2:25 AM

thebigbaka

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#themoreyouknow

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can we have more of this please instead of a thousand posts about Trump and mitch ?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Etymology about entomology.

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I was watching an old Law & Order SVU and heard the most horrifying statistic ever aired on that show: "no matter where you are on Earth, you're never more than 6 feet from a spider."

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that's the sort of stuff I'm here for

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh he's lovely. Explain more please.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I Love that etymology seems to kinda be a "thing" lately. I've been a word nerd for many, many years and it's cool to see other people picking up a niche interest like this.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always thought it became a cobweb once the spider abandoned it/died.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Attercops you say? Perhaps Aht Urhgan Attercops? Neat to know the language behind a 23 y/o video PS2 MMO lol

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Just don't try to nuke the colibris as a BLM...

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And now I know why the Ettercap or "spider herder" is in D&D.

2 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same thing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Venomous round things

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Police officers are called cops because they are fat round pieces of shit

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I had a friend growing up who believed cobwebs were just miraculous dust figurines and refused to believe they were left behind webs

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Depending on which part of England you're in / arguing with, a cob is a bread roll.

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Makes sense as kopf means head in German

2 weeks ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Even better, in Dutch it's kop (albeit kind of slang-y)

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's Kopp in certain german dialects as well

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In Dungeons and Dragons you have Ettercaps, spider-like humanoid monsters that use webs and traps to snare travelers and fey creatures.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scheiße Kopf (shit head) one the few bits of German I picked up in a school cultural exchange 40+ years ago

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All coppes are bastards.

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It’s true, spiders reject the institution of marriage.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not jumping coppes! They eat the other coppes.

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Kudos

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=( hurt in spider....

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

::::(

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Cob is still used to describe a round loaf or bun.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh, I've never heard that one

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Midlands uk

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Corn...on the cob 🫨

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Hey, Bilbo called the spiders in Mirkwood Atercoppes when he had the ring on and was trying to save the dwarves! Yay and thank you!

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Immediately where my mind jumped too

2 weeks ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Same! And I heard it in his jeering voice -- at least the voice I assigned to him in my mind when I read the book as a teenager.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Attercop, attercop, down you drop! You won't catch me hanging in your tree! (Or something like that. Its been a while.)

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damnit Bilbo, it's the third age , you can't call spiders atercoppes anymore.

2 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment. This is amazing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just finished The Hobbit last week.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd never heard this before and I thought he was saying atta-cop like some kinda police officer. Since illusions to old English stuff like trains had already been made (or in lotr) I thought it was old slang for a cop. I really didn't know why the spiders would get so angry about being called that tho.

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Speaking of language - could be autocorrect, but FYI, it's allusions, not illusions :)

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No it was totally supposed to be allusions it wasn't like, a ghost or a mirage.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And he also sang something like, "lazy lob and crazy cob"

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Vernor Vinge's Deepness in the Sky the translators translate the spider aliens references to someone calling an one "the old cobber" and babies as "cobblies"

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For the dnd kids
Ettercap | Forgotten Realms Wiki | Fandom https://share.google/a9DAU0jiYBPdcNwBP

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And D&D has a monster that throws webs and delivers poison called Ettercap. It has only four appendages though.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Technically it is venom but D&D does not make that distinction.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep.

For those who don’t know the distinction, they are basically the same thing—both are toxins, which are just poisons made by living organisms—it just comes down to the delivery method. As the old saying goes: “If you bite it and die, it's poisonous. If it bites* you and you die, it's venomous.”

*Injected, really, so bite, but also sting, etc.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Edderkop is spider in danish... hmmm

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And Norwegian. Strong cognates there.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My first thought as well. I always thought "I wonder what that word means...prolly some archaic linguistic shit knowing my boy J.R." and I was CORRECT

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They're called "edderkopp" in Norwegian.

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I guess that word was the source for https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/16859-ettercap

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I was told it was 'spindel' in Norwegian.

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Spindel is in "spindelvev"="cobweb", but i have never heard anyone ever saying spindel for spider. Closest i can get is "spinnekjerring" as a nickname for spider, which translates to spinning old lady

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I think they say spindel in Swedish?

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They do :)

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Actually most seem to just say "Aaaah!"

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