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IUsedToBeTheWalrus
Are those the actual lines?
VirtualChessLessons
Yes
AlextheLion
I almost jumped through my television when I thought they were going to kill him off in the latest episode
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Tormund had all the best lines in this episode. I found the talk with Jon Snow about bending the knee particularly interesting. Tormund
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
is crazy, but he isn't an idiot.
dontmagpie
this scene was the best. tormund is such a cheery motherfucker lol
lernaean
BenjaminBanks
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
KerriNoir
Get you a man that looks at you the way Tormund looks at Brienne.
bringbakfirefly
Brienne of fucking Tarth.
Superking360
manchudreamer
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iSoulend
I can't see this kind of scene without thinking of Spaceballs, so I'm kinda disappointed Jon didn't interrupt
violetfiasco
What is the source???
definitelynotaraptorindisguise
I was so sure he was a goner, so glad I was wrong. I want them to make those babies damn it!
CallMeRusty
If GRRM has any say left he/she will be offed soon in front of the other. If not we're getting a battle scene with them both.
definitelynotaraptorindisguise
Against each other?
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
"I said if I saw you again I would cut you in half". "Being thats a sparring sword you're holding, it may take you a while." My favorite.
Cocktupus
Really expected him to say "That would make me the quarter man" again
Whynn
This season has been one big wink and giggle to the fanbase! Tormund has become my favorite and now I'm scared! No favorites allowed in GOT!
thatclimbingguy
Laughed my ass off throughout that scene.
rickeyspanish
I watched it twice and still don't completely remember the dialogue being like this...friggin hilarious
Cal1te
Best romance of the whole series.
Daqonium
LaughedTormund was talking about how he hates the south and Jon was like "you've never been to the south" that whole conversation was great
WomenSayImAsStimulatingAsElbowSkin
This one is awesome, but I laughed more at the scene prior talking about the best ways to keep warm.
kastekannulaps
Had to pause, cause I didn't hear the dialogue over my laughter
BluffinMuffin
Had to rewind and watch it again
yoshisereniti
At least 5 times ^_^
aleister94
I haven't seen it is this what they really said?
BallsackHippo
100% Genuine.
devytigress
Yarp :'D
YouJustHaaaaadToGoAndRuinIt
yes!!
aleister94
some of the terminology doesn't really seem to fit
YouJustHaaaaadToGoAndRuinIt
watch the episode and you'll see
Aquilarden
"With" and "dick" seemed out of place. But "cock" is as anachronistic as "dick" is.
aleister94
also gingers seems kinda modern
TheresASeinfeldGifForThis
We had a close call this episode didnt we??
eagletude
Tormund steals every scene he's in. His eybrows carry on a conversation.
MetalJesus
His beard deserves it's own spot in the opening credits.
jeremyj26
Can we have this in one gif?
MishiMoya
probably take forever for people to load that
JewishMonk
You could just watch the episode
wafflefries
Lol
gaidinbdj
I swear, we need the Hound, Bronn, and Tormund in a spin-off series: The Three Cunts of Westros.
Theberberian
I just hope they survive
MageOfTimeAndSpace
The Real Free Swords Of Westeros. A terrible spinoff of the real housewives.
brumbievan
Would that make the guys trophy boyfriends/husbands?
wheresyrfridge
Three's cunt-pany
Slydevil13
I was talking about a spinoff the other day called "Tormund and the Hound" which could feature all the muscle/sell sword characters
Manwhowouldbeking
They should also have a child.
JLPDayton72
Three of the best characters in the show. I would be down for that.
idotherock
I would watch.
SaltheartFoamfollower
I have a feeling they'll all be at the meeting in the finale next week, so we might get some decent back and forth.
cokeysmurf
Nah, Tormund is in charge of Eastwatch. The Hound and Berric Dondarion stayed at the wall with him. Maybe next season.
MalazanBookofReferences
Isn't Dondarrion absolutely fucking dead?
cokeysmurf
I thought it was only Thoros who died on the show
NuNuDagobah
Don't forget that zombie "the dumb cunt". I think he'd love to be part of that group
JasonForge
We need Pod the Rod in there too.
KentuckyFriedChildren
The Westeros Variety Hour
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
If they were cunts, they'd be lords.
iHveNoCleverName
Or someone that names their swords.
Mimsey
All lords are cunts. Not all cunts are lords.
TariLuinweME
You'd have to throw Tyrion in too though! As in Tyrion from early seasons. D&D have made him boring for the last couple.
anonymouse08
Nah, you could cut all the Tyrion/Bronn scenes out of the first season and make it into a buddy-cop show. "One and a Half Man," or something
JamesAwkboner
I'd watch it
dirtytomato
Like the concept, but the execution of it might be like Entourage.
Bladeroller
Can't be cunts, cunts name their swords.
Bladeroller
It should be called "Fuck the King"
Bladeroller
Or even more catchy, "Climbing Spikes"
shouldistayorshouldigo
My fav GOT line of all time
LXA591
Being good at killing people is important in these times, biggest strongest survive. That's why Norwegians are giants
cromle
Not that tall tho - 1.83... just 3 cm over the Norwegian average.
giitsok
Not that tall... Considering that's probably taller than 90 percent of the world's population
StonesOnTheHill
A Norwegian ran into me once, I flew like eight feet and landed on me back, air knocked out me lungs and seeing black spots.
tornik
AntTrapHouse
Checking out girls like
GodEmperor0fMankind
sallytheseashellseller
The artist is @ramonn90 on Instagram
Blud4BludGod
I wish he'd get back to drawing Kukubiri. Unless this is a different Ramon
JustTheWehrst
rockfireman
Nani?!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Perfect harmony. Arousal and Disgust.
ALegendaryHero
My lock screen and my background
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
redraptor64
ErikaLight
Who even drew these lol
redraptor64
Artist is Ramón Nuñez More of his stuff here >http://rnn90.tumblr.com/ and here https://www.artstation.com/artist/ramonn90
Neuronyx
He looked at me.... and I looked at him... and he looked at me... and I looked at him...!
majorboredom
And he says "I'm sorry, what did you want again?"
nolittleplans
This is amazing
GodEmperor0fMankind
livingcheeseburger
JustTheWehrst
mayorofpenistown
Toshfam
"You do know her."
KevinBhall
best line!
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
I actually laughed out loud. Dude is so great.
thethirstycalifornian
Probably my favorite line in this season so far
IUpvoteEveryPostISee
This scene and the one where he throws the stone at the wight "dumb cahnt"
vvvaughnnn
That was the Hound, the guy he was talking with on the trip
IncognitoPanda
That whole scene felt kinda dumb with the "uh oh" afterwards. Like that is what happens in disney movies.
SecondSince
apart from the cunt comment XD
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I liked the little bit of slapstick humor, gave me a good laugh.
CuttleFishOfCthulu
Lets see who read through all of this and wants to bitch about spoilers...
PangolinBan
Prior to the new season: nobody spoils anything! One episode in: spoilers everywhere, but they're hidden in joke posts. Couple episodes 1/2
PangolinBan
2/2 in: spoilers everywhere, the jokes are getting less subtle. Now: let's just post gifs of scenes we like with the actual captions.
420blazeitbitchez
" you spoiled it for me!!" * proceeds to scroll through comments on a post clearly from the new episode " yer well it's your fault !"
wafflefries
This bitch /a/HFUFz
CuttleFishOfCthulu
Thats pretty funny. I made a joke post kind of like this last week. Some people didn't get it and raged on me.
wafflefries
Janusha
Gonna be funny when The Hound Clegane returns to Winterfell and finds Arya Stark. They didnt part on the best terms, did they.
Thefluffernutter
I'm much more excited for a reunion with Sansa
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
He won't hold it against her and she won't be sorry for it either
Janusha
I guess... But its funny how many story lines are coming together now.
removekarling
Or finds Brienne. Or finds Sansa. I hope we have those reunions this season but I think we'll have to wait till next...
Janusha
But the big Wildling is telling him about Brienne in this scene here. So thats atleast no big surprise when they meet.
coldrider
I think this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Ryebread91
Whys he hate gingers?
DoYouKnowWhoIThinkIAm
Cause their hair reminds him of fire and he was pushed in a fire as a kid by his brother.
SaltheartFoamfollower
Yes, it's a little more subtle in the show, but in the books, the hound is absolutely terrified of fire.
Ryebread91
So is he pointing to his hair being ginger as well or he knows he was pushed into fires?
DoYouKnowWhoIThinkIAm
He was pointing at the scars on his face from the firs.
DoYouKnowWhoIThinkIAm
Fire*
datasspect01
10/10 best bromance.
GreatReferenceBro
sheanar
That fucked me up the first time I saw it. Like finding out that Ted "Theodore" Logan was also Neo.
nagelbett
.... "Narp?"
Sooper88
Missed the line where the hound asks tormund if he wants to suck his dick.
mareli82
the best was when he gave advise on keeping warm and fucking was the best way to keep warm,
mareli82
jon says there is no girls in miles . Thormund : we make do with what we got
devytigress
He didn't ask....he told him to!
Foopfoop
These two should get their own spin off where they get an apartment in bravos.
SomeCrazyNerd
*braavos.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
and they're stuck having to look after a baby, who is the future king
BreadyStinellis
Who would play the wacky neighbor? Cersi is the landlady, obvi.
Bruhbeans
Euron
Foopfoop
B of F'ing T is the obvious choice here.
KentuckyFriedChildren
Euron would pop in to make jokes at Jaime's expense Im sure
ProfessorDumbass
No eclipse mentioned...This is a gem in usersub
P0G0THECL0WN
Now it's ruined
ProfessorCapehornMD1998
You have become the think you most despise.
ProfessorDumbass
I have often feared becoming a think
Mxlespxles
Username accurate
Samsquantch82
I'm so glad that this is all gifs. It'd have really taken away from the post if they were still pics instead.
LadyWidebottom
Not sure if sarcasm...
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Must be sarcasm. Why make 30 2 sec gifs?? Why not longer gif? At that point might as well just do pics
LadyWidebottom
It is sarcasm though, thank goodness.
Samsquantch82
Yes, my Lady...Widebottom.
LadyWidebottom
Well, I assume if somebody was dumb enough to make 22 two second gifs, somebody has to be dumb enough to appreciate them.
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Lol
Samsquantch82
I'm on mobile. Not sure if that answers the question or not.
LadyWidebottom
Yes. I too, am on mobile and also made a snarky comment about the number of gifs.
xVancha
I have never owned a smartphone. The iphone was released over 10 years ago. What the fuck is going on that gifs are still an issue?
CHICKINGNUGGER
They're not.
Samsquantch82
I know. It's more my connection than anything else. I had shit city WiFi.
imnotimpressed
Tormund is killing it
Strongharbour432
He's so bloody amazing
PizzaPugIsMyDrug
Through the entire time on the sheet of ice all I did was look for Tormund to make sure he was OK. Never have I done that during this show.
TheRealAngelS
Me, too. xD Got scared for him a bunch of times because I found them all a bit hard to tell apart. All just big dudes in fur coats.
Itotallygetthatreference
Every person attacked I was going "who's that? Which one is...oh he's ok. Wait who's that?? Where's Tormund? Who went down?"
TheRealAngelS
Yup. It's so mean that they brought a bunch of nameless guys, just to make us clench our buttholes everytime they dropped one of them.
Blackrain39
He's really good at ice-breakers.
RydWolf
He's good at that.
momemes
I had a associate like him but he was intellectual but every now and then when logic didn't prevail I would see this look in his eye..
Snooj
SPOILER IN MY REPLY
Snooj
I've dealt with all the deaths in this show, but I was watching the scene where he was being pulled under the ice and the only thought 1-
Snooj
in my head was "If they fucking kill him, I'm done. I'm just shutting it off and walking away."
RheddRok
My daughter and I screamed at the Television, "Noooo!" Then, "Phew, they almost got our man." He's our favorite. ????
Snooj
Hell yeah. Gargantuan bearded ginger hopeless romantic who makes gay jokes. Nothing better.
HighwayStar
His convo with John about pride and knee bending was out of character though. Didn't expect truth and feels from him.
Riyakou
I'd let him kill me. Let him kill me real good.
ohnoitsbarbo
My butthole clenched when it wasnt looking for good for him
pfshfine
He should have died there. Bronn should have died during Dany's attack. Writers got no balls this season.
TheRealAngelS
Mine didn't. But my mom and I both went "No no no no no no no no not him" simultaneously. xD
Trentski
That's about the same as clenching up the stink eye in my book. Congrats.
DizzyNosferatu
As a gay guy, I appreciated his tough-guy character letting the gay joke roll without getting defensive or offended
HighwayStar
He quickly said he's a pussy guy though.
DizzyNosferatu
Yup yup. I read that more as his enthusiasm to talk about Brienne than gay panic.
GapingAnalCavity
No need to get offended if you're secure in who you are.
InsouciantSausage
He is of the free folk.
BeardedWonder82
I was terrified he was get taken by the wights.
Riyakou
As was I. I was nervous as hell.
CleverGirl28
They probably used that episode to scare us and will kill him unexpectedly next episode. ThTs what GRR Martin would do
definitelynotawolf
WWGRRMD?
Firetempest
GRRM set up expectations for anyone could die at any time. Now its HBO writers hoping we stay afraid while they deus ex machina popular ones
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
I disagree with the Deus Ex Machina thing. The Night King is (presumably) some sort of greenseer. He had every interest to wait until (1)
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
Daenerys arrived with her dragons so he could kill one of them. Like, think about it. We've -never- seen him do that throwing thing (2)
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
Before. And just this time they just so happened to pack his ice javelins? Nah, that was planned. He knew what'd happen. Also, the (3)
mortalman
Daenerys ex machina now by the looks of it.
unappropriate
I am way more attracted to him than I am to Jon snow
deonizm
Jon < Tormund < Cersei < Gendry (w/ Hammer) < any Sand Sister < Missandei
obiryan850
Me too, and I'm a straight dude
Discoduck
Yesssss I want Tormund's beard between my thighs
GoatNipples
Your name suits you,
micgenc
Check out The Last King. It's on Netflix
BanesOnAPlane
It's Game of Thrones be careful of doing that
pfshfine
That's unappropriate
WhatisaYute
Oh sweet juniper berries, hands down. Not even a contest.
koboldesq
As a big burly bearded dude, these comments in the wild always make me happy. (I do not know how good I am at killing people though)
unappropriate
Be confident. Girls go mad for guys like you.
koboldesq
It took me many years to figure that out!
420blazeitbitchez
unappropriate
modsm20
Jon snow and puppies
HardcoreAlGore
Where the fuck is Ghost by the way?!?
zomnoms
Chillin with Edmure Tully
HardcoreAlGore
Thank you. I've been wondering for a while.
wackywoohoopizzaman
r/ladybonersgonecuddly
ProfessorMatt
I'm liking him more and more. Unfortunately, I know this show and what it does to characters I like....
TheFairyGodmothe
But I want them to have big monster babies that will conquer the world :(
TheRealAngelS
Don't worry. He can't die. He needs to make babies with Brienne.
OhhHaiMark
If he didn't die this episode... he might be safe till the end I think
RoundThreeFIGHT
This season keeps surprising by NOT killing characters I expect to to die. I guess the need to save those dramatic deaths for the big battle
ProfessorMatt
It could also be that the show has outpaced GRRM, and writers have to make stuff up on their own with only a little input from the author.
Snooj
And most authors fall in love with their characters so much that they can't kill them.
FuckPuddles
Oh I'm pretty sure whenever Grrm finds himself loving a character he kills them out of spite for making him feel
RoundThreeFIGHT
True but they've made done their own thing before, killed people that are still alive in the books, made new characters.
StormtrooperFKD47
And they are doing quite good honestly
justinbaileyprime
Yeah tbh the show has lost its gravitas. Jon should have died there, it would have been completely fitting...but noooo, the hero has to live
Zombiedrd
For now. He or Dany, or both will probably die by the end of the show.
Slydevil13
that wouldn't make sense. The series is literally called a Song of Ice and Fire, which represents Jon. Or Jon and Dany. Either way
Slydevil13
they can't die yet
justinbaileyprime
Sorry I typed out a whole long thing about this but imgur's character limit is annoying enough that I can't be fucked
justinbaileyprime
Yeah, in a traditional fantasy series I'd agree. GOT billed itself as subverting that trope though
GloriousPubes
This show is not "this show" anymore. If it was, they would all have been dead by the time the dragons came to the rescue.
Rystefn
I think you're remembering the first seasons wrong. The number of named character deaths is wildly exaggerated.
Tywinning
And there were certainly never that many in one place/time
GloriousPubes
Its not about the quantity of dead characters, its about the quantity of last-minute-rescues via deus ex machina.
EhIWonderHowLongAUsernameCanBeLetsFindOutShallWeAaandThereItIs
Meh without GeorgeRRMartin killing people this show has gone soft. Like in this last episode where Tormund was saved at the last second
TooBadThisWontMakeMeFamous
I agree though, this whole season has been a circle jerk of everything we wanted to happen.
TooBadThisWontMakeMeFamous
But it was by his NEW BRO, THE HOUND.
hanshotfirstdamnit72406
Agreed, the show is getting soft. If this was season 3 we would have lost Tormund, Jaime and Bronn at least by now.
thatswhatyouthink
I could see him making it. He's the only wildling who's name we know. The free folk aren't going anywhere so we need a named character.
Svereki
That is exactly what i thought about the dothraki characters, but they didn't make it.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
You've got a point... but they can always raise up another named character.
thatswhatyouthink
True. Or bring Mance back from the dead. Tormund is a great character though.
Nubsva
This close to the end it's doubtful.
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Fair point. I hope you're right.
ProfessorMatt
The kick in the nuts would be if he dies saving Brienne... or vice-versa.
raidleadergutts
"if he dies saving Brienne" http://imgur.com/wR2dEPy
ProfessorMatt
Or if he dies saving her after they do the nasty, and she's pregnant with his child...
SecSantaThrowAway
Don't give them any ideas...
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
Have to agree, second funniest is the two lannister guards by the campfire, the fart.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
This, and earlier this episode where the Hound was straight up quoting memes.
bringbakfirefly
What about the one where the guy was showing the kid how to seduce women and stuck his finger in his butt?
ElDudorino
Poor dude.. wins a jon snow impression contest, showrunners put him in the show.. Just to get a finger in the bum
BanesOnAPlane
Silver lining: He can say he was in Game of Thrones
bringbakfirefly
Smells like pussy to me.
mckz93
They ded
Blackrain39
So ded
thatclimbingguy
How did I miss that
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
Season 2 I believe, one of the first battles Rob led against the Lannisters
thatclimbingguy
oh god that was ages ago
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
https://youtu.be/CczlMkV7-UA
Rin007
Did they both die shortly after? I haven't seen a single GoT episode.
thatclimbingguy
thx bro
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