mckz93

1190 pts ยท March 15, 2016


Crapgame: Okay, Kelly. What is it? What is it you want? Kelly: Well, I want 15 Thompson's, two .30 caliber machine guns, two bazookas, two field radios, and enough supplies and ammunition to last a platoon of men in the field for three days. Crapgame: Oh, is that all? Kelly: Nope! I want the lntelligence report for this whole sector in the next two hours. Crapgame: That's nice. What's in it for me? PM me boobs and dogs. Preferably both.

MRW When my friend Jerry tells me his girlfriend got him a nice new Auric wedding band

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Two Seasons in Stockholm

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When I realize I can get all the reputation on this, July the 29th

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When bae catches you staring

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