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Mar 3, 2026 12:34 AM
HastyPuddingPops
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Blue sky https://bsky.app/profile/nicholasgrossman.bsky.social/post/3mg4j7yasfk2a
Note, "rapid response 47" is a trump admin twitter account, not a critic!
TheWeebleWobler
Marco Scrubio.
AshenLady
That is some 3rd grade level shit he fell for, “Bobby saying he’s gonna kick your ass, you gonna let him get away with that?” If it’s even true. Which I doubt.
hotaru251
IDK whats worse....israel controlling USA or Putin.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
His brain is made of Silly Putty, so it tracks.
jaecyk10
So we couldn't just have said "Hey, don't do something that's going to jeopardize our troops." Instead, we have to join in like one of those shitty peer pressure ads from the 90's? We had no choice but to bomb Iran because of what we're pretty sure they'd have done after we let Israel bomb them despite the fact that we DEFINITELY have the ability to tell them to settle the fuck down or lose trillions in support.
bluemyles
Makes sense, theoretically the buildup was just posturing, as stupid as it may have been in any case. captain bone spurs just piles on the powder keg, israel is thrilled to light the fuse. For a moment I thought 'maybe bibi been doing reps in civ 5 this whole time' then I remembered that the challenge was to geopolitically outmaneuver a large orange toddler. I remember when we started a forever war of our own volition, simpler times.
urusername2
So, we couldn't warn Iran? It was an unlawful action! Stop the Zionist Genocide.
codenameRadical
He's a fucking moron. I /want/ to be exasperated, but it really is just ... expected.
CrumpetsWithHoneyAreCrumpetsWithBeeVomit
No. That's WHAT THEY'RE SAYING HAPPENED. In reality, Netanyahu has video of Trump with children, the US wants oil AND ARMAGEDDON (literally) and Trump is a lunatic with an army he considers a toy. The oil Barron's get what they want, Trump gets his distraction from the files and Bibi gets his war. I hope they all lose immeasurably.
HonestCommentFarmer
Clearly, they didn't want to stop defending Israel and allow Israel to attack another country. That's, what, 6 in 3 years?
psmith00
Bibi didn't have to manipulate Trump into attacking. he just had to order him to attack.
the real question is actually how many masters can Trump actually serve at one time?
VitaminJay
"Mother says it's my turn to take the president for a walk." --Bibi to Putin
ChadMaxxington
Ok, so basically why not bombing Israel?
Dannyalcatraz
Trump: “Just grab ‘em by the pussy!”
Netanyahu: “Don’t mind if I do!”
varonicaED
And imagine, this could never have happened if the US hadn't sent half it's fleet to the area, probably at the urging of Israel with the claimed purpose of putting pressure on Iran to make a deal, which was apparently working well with many terms agreed. But actually it was to trick them into joining the war because Israel never wanted a deal with Iran, they just wanted to bomb them. Damn they're smart those Israelis, oh wait no, Trump is just stupid!
CyberneticWhelk
"You're going to attack Iran because we have the videos from the island and they might just leak."
killergrooves85
Is the US the most powerful country in the world or not? This is classic Trump. He’s both the only one who can stop the deep state and the evil Democrats, while simultaneously being thwarted by the deep state and the evil Democrats at every turn.
The US is both the most powerful country in the world and countries all say America is back, but it’s not powerful enough to stop Israel from dragging America into a war.
pretzeldialectic
For years we've been giving Israel (a country with national health insurance, which we don't have) billions of dollars a year in defense support, and now they use the weapons we gave them to force us into a corner where we have to back their play or lose lives, bases, and world respect. This all started as two guys just tryin' to stay out of prison, but even at that level, there's no honor among thieves.
TheRealSauceBoss
So is this the 4D Chess these jagoffs have been talking about? This is more like a beebee reacharound if I ever heard it.
Eyeetsass
4D is chess if that means entirely making shit up, and running a WWE script publicly while they rob us blind, and the ringmaster avoids prison for raping children then yes. It is indeed 4D chess.
NotSomoneElse68
They are playing 4D chess - in that 4D chess doesn't exist.
clonedeeznuts
The white house "bought" it alright
FlintNorth44
President Whoever Gives Orange Boy Money.
dynamojoe
American foreign policy is a bar-fight mentality. I suppose that tells up who has copies of the Epstein Files.
CallMeMcGyver
They ran the operation and financed it, so they have all the files and much, much more.
dirtmarker
They have the originals and the negatives.
Ghoffner
But, der, der, der, …., America first
RCSpotz
DJT couldn't wait to whip out his big military pee pee and show the world what he has