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The red shirt idiot could have snapped his neck by falling head first. He has been lucky and all that for what? A few more likes on his tiktok page... SMH.
Apr 10, 2021 11:12 AM
Pulsar1975
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The red shirt idiot could have snapped his neck by falling head first. He has been lucky and all that for what? A few more likes on his tiktok page... SMH.
IAmSomeGuy
"If i keep running maybe the bone sticking out of my arsehole will go back in"
supermario182
Is this the one in Calgary? Or are they all identical inside?
BeerGutBoomer
Nearly all the same
MeasuredByFive
I hope the fish were ok.
Rhythmaster
I had fish for lunch yesterday.
MeasuredByFive
Culver's?
n2suntzu
I worked at cabelas when a girl did the same thing. She fell getting out, sat there crying and saying she was going to sue...
LurkyMcLurkfaceperson
melikiebouncy
I've allways wanted to swim with the majestic bass of the pro shop
WhattaYaLookingFor
Asshokes yes. But teenagers. Like! “Dude would be so cool dipping in that thing.” “Dude!” “Dude!” “Let’s do this!” “Yeahhhh!” “Woooohoo.”
kholli
This guy is 28. Hardly a teenager.
WhattaYaLookingFor
He looked like one. But ok, that’s not cool then, like, at all.
Fauxcused
I hate assholes who think the rules don't apply to them and that breaking them is somehow funny.
appleporpoise
Rules are for sheep and I am an alpha wolf hurr durr
Rhythmaster
Okay but like, how does this hurt anyone but themselves and maybe startle some fish? Tbh I found it funny. Weren't you young once?
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
I'm still young and don't think this is acceptable. We don't know anything about the fish or their health needs, plus liability if they --
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
were idiots and got hurt.
PoppyBee
Aka: white male Americans
Fauxcused
am one but can't argue
BattleSalad
Not Darwinism. But they might be on the right track. Also, the camera guy has to be an accomplice.
AnApologeticCanadian
Next up....tiger enclosure!
Vloudimestre
I know that feeling. Stupid friends do stupid and you don't want to be a part of it.
crazyspelling
Isn't it great that there's a role the almost-sensible friend can play now?
powerlurker5001
Fuuuuuuck I didn't realize what my childhood needed until just now. Grew up too early to be a cameraman, had to be an idiot.
skipweasel
Except they don't seem to have removed themselves from the gene pool. Yet.
PossumPoop
*yeet
Pulsar1975
Not yet...
PoorSucker
Aquarium not pool
kobayashimari
I think it's called 'fish pool'.
IrrationalNumber
Remember that only ~40% of Americans even accept evolution is real. How many do you think actually understand it.
skipweasel
A good point, and well made.
DexterWantsToBattle
Cool, scare a bunch of animals, probably mess up the inside of the tank, and now they have to mop up that mess. Real cool
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
They also had to replace all the water in it, and I believe they cracked the glass
Dorittoss
This is why we cant have nice things, they could have destroyed that fish aquarium. Hope they got busted.
Psyco911
My orthopedic surgeon Frend Loves this shit. Lol
cainofdreaming
And here I twisted my ankle stepping down from the walkway into the parking lot. Some people hoard all the luck.
DrSpifoPants
Twats. Plain and simple
DanaConti5
Banned.
ManThatzaDrag
Been funnier if they'd been piranha.
flukeysnail
You'd scare the shit out of the fish just the same. Piranha are afraid of their own shadow, I used to import and sell them for years
ah61741
piranhas wouldn't do anything. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SuNIoS1yxA&ab_channel=RiverMonsters%E2%84%A2
GodTurkey
Oh yeah it would've been hilarious if a few humans were viciously mauled by fish for the crime of jumping into a tank of water
LordHosk
Unlikely to snap your neck from 3 feet. He lowered himself from a tank about 10 feet tall. Despite what movies show necks aren't spaghetti.
Blazefast
I dislike this kind of attention seekers...
PugDogMan
Should be fined and billed for cleaning.
Soconfusedrightnow
Looks like the bass pro shop in crossIron mills in Alberta
Bystandr
This will make a good vid! These guys wont mind if we put a bunch of contaminants in this guys fish tank and endanger ourselves in their
Bystandr
store making a huge mess they have to clean up ! -This as$hole, probably
Sheldonian
Assholes
haveyoueverhadbutteronapoptart
I'd love to do that in my SCUBA gear
Intrspace
Why is there an aquarium in that store
Rhythmaster
(1) To fool our lizard brains into thinking we are out in nature, and convince us to buy more nature survival gear from the shop. I can
Rhythmaster
(2) pretty much guarantee it's some sort of business psychology/marketing technique like that. They arent gonna do it if it dont make them $
squreky
Bass pro shops do that
BeerGutBoomer
It sells fishing supplies. The fish turn white from lack of natural Sunlight. Huge store. Stupid aquarium.
talesfromthelipglossjunket
It’s a Bass Pro shop!!!
AllTheGoodUserNamesAreTakenFML
So fucking idiots can hopefully drown?
AGiantSlor
Cabelas stores do that too. They showcase local fish in most cases.
SmokingGandalf
I've seen them showcasing fishing lures and bait and how it attracts the fish
CharlieWoolf
BPS bought Cabellas. They’re the same store now. Often you see the joint branding outside
orbitn
Where else do you keep the Piranhas and those little fish that swim up your peehole
kadaeux
In the moat outside. Duh.
orbitn
but then where do you keep the bears?
kadaeux
In the gum trees inside. Drop bears are ambush predators, terrible moat beasts.
orbitn
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-bear-moat-at-cesky-krumlov-castle-cesky-krumlov-czechia
BriefausdemGeist
Fishin’
LittleLatinBoyInDrag
Tik Toks aren't going to make themselves.
Inconspicuoususer
This is the Bass Pro Shops store in Mesa, AZ. The only reason I know that is because I worked there for 4 years. I cared for those fish.
LordHosk
Are you sure thats the Mesa location? it has the same taxidermy and display set up as the local one in Michigan. Are they all different?
kholli
All the stores look the same. This happened in Lee County, FL. He's a Florida man -_-
Inconspicuoususer
Yes, alot of the bass pro stores are built very similarly but the taxidermy and their locations are the same as Mesa; I used to clean them
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Do you have any friends that still work there that you can text and ask if it happened there? There’s no news about it & I’m curious lol
TheMightyMoto
Those are assholes. Maybe idiots as well. But first and foremost they are assholes.
DeepFriedMemesExclusively
At least they don’t appear to be filming this for tik tok.
pyroshen
I was going to say this looks old because no masks, but who knows in America these days
fbutt09
Seems like they are growing in numbers and posting nonsense on social media for their constant need of validation
ThatOtherGuyFromNorway
To be fair that is a rather victimless crime. Could do with an asswhopin' though.
Corrodias
Spreading water all over the floor where someone could slip on it won't be victimless for long.
MySquishyBrains
If those were my fish it wouldn't really feel victimless to me. Fish can die from stress really easily.
procrastibate
I mean idk about assholes jackasses sure asshats most definitely but whats their stupidity really harming
Moretolife
My eyes
LunaIsTheShit
However in fishtanks like this our germs can throw off everything and you can shock some fish species so much it kills them. 3/3
procrastibate
I dont think that tank held bass would care very much but thanks these are good points
Nandabun
I wonder how much dirtier a god damn bear is than a human.
procrastibate
Hahaha yeah good point i guess shock to a controlled enviroent would be different but idk great lakes fish pretty hardy
LunaIsTheShit
Our germs better and b its not as hig of a shock since most fish at that point know to just stay away from areas we can reach 2/?
LunaIsTheShit
It can harm the fish. When we swim in lakes and such its different because the bodies of water are A bigger which distributes 1/2
Josherman17
The guy that has to clean up after their bullshit?
procrastibate
Good response thx i just wanted to see what people could really be mad bout this thats a fair one
LaughableCod
The fishies
storebrandproductmascot
Did they, though?
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
And red shirt guy's ass bone
procrastibate
Thats fair i mean i think having fish captive in a tank like thats already not good but really i mean their fish fish dont got alot goin on
BeverlyHillsBillie
Looks like a Bass Pro store.
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hannahmydeer
so it WAS Fort Myers, FL... nailed it.
Stubblebum
Looks like Cabela's in WI, but at 17 seconds, I see Bass Pro Shops on the display right behind the two people watching him run away.
fudgycurmudgeon
Haven’t they merged? The Cabela’s by me had Bass Pro merchandise.
headlessness
Is that like where Flea and Bootsy Collins shop?
WhatUpDog3000
NeoHelios
This is why we can't have nice things. Insurance companies LOVE little assholes like this: rate hike. I hope the store can keep the exhibit.
theokaychick
Was going to say cabelas
Corvidqueen
Looks like the bass pro by my house actually. Surprised it didn't make the news. Because what else do we talk about in Oklahoma?
aleister94
Are all bass pro shops identical or is this literally the one in my town?
CraftyGiant
They aren't ALL identical, look up the bass pro pyramid, its bizarre.
Emulen
Is the bass Ill temperd?
Crabby15
The one in the pyramid in Memphis I think.
ahleron
Ass pro in the Bass Pro
TheChappy
Def looks like the one in Council Bluffs, IA
HanSoslow
*shop
redtruck
That was an easy 933 points!
WinoCrimesand69s
Looks like the katy mills mall BPS in Katy, texas
positiveleroy
It is. A lot of them share the same design philosophy around that tank; the one here in Daytona Beach looks almost identical.
hannahmydeer
I could almost guarantee this is the Bass Pro Shop in Fort Myers, FL.
58weasels
I was literally coming here to comment that, hello fellow swfl
hannahmydeer
Lol he's in classic Florida Man style. I'm glad to have left Fort Misery a couple years back :P
dendiverdown
Bass Bro store
BobHubert
Let’s be fair, anyone who has been in one has at least wanted to go fishing in the tank
SirWadeWilson
Looks like the Bass pro in Independence Mo.
youeatpiecesofshitforbreakfast
Looks like every bass pro I’ve ever been to.
SirWadeWilson
The one in Springfield Mo is Vastly larger
Meganlikespie
They also had folks do this in CO https://www.wideopenspaces.com/colorado-teen-may-face-charges-after-jumping-in-bass-pro-fish-tank/
chiefrunswithscissors
Based on the stores where I live, it looks more like a hotel...that shit is crazy
Thundermoe
Looks exactly like one in Calgary.
Krasnopeev
Lol the one here in Vegas looks just like this too
freezingpilot
Looks suspiciously like CrossIron
Hurro
Was gonna say that could be Crossiron but there's no stairs directly across where the guy is filming.
QuanticChaos
I was thinking Cross Iron too, my fiancee was in charge of the camping section for years!
freezingpilot
There's the second floor with the bows and guns
muffin812
Yeah but hes right. That's not where the stairs are.
ladyjigglebutt
Yeah, looks exactly like the one in Calgary, right down to the taxidermied big horns
GoldDragonHighLord2
It's that or a cabelas.
CharlieWoolf
They’re one and the same. BPS bought Cabellas so now they’re mostly joint stores
lifeisastruggle
Looks exactly like BPS in Denver. Haven't seen other locations but wouldn't be surprised if they built from the the same blueprint.
OminousLittleRaven
My store to be specific, the incident killed two fish, not fucking cool.
IDoPictureStuff
Was it the sickly, milky eyed fish in the tank?
GondwanaCraton
No kink shaming!
CWrightPills
I know I am now old because I watch this and feel bad for the employee who has to mop
tfmartn3
Sounds like someone who has worked years in retail. Not necessarily an age thing in and of itself.
CWrightPills
Yuuuuup I’ve paid my retail dues
tfmartn3
I sometimes have to fight the urge to clean or straighten when shopping or otherwise do retail tasks.
IsendDickPicsIfYouAskNicely
It's not an age thing to have empathy, compassion, or altruistism
CWrightPills
This is a good point, I just know that younger me would have likely focused on the act, less so the aftermath
zapplesauce
I think this is actually a youngness thing. Old people only have fake respect for retail workers today.
ValueBear12
Old people don’t have any respect for retail workers.
HumansArePrettyNeat
I think people who get very old tend to be people who found a way out of predatory work environments and expect others to do the same.
HumansArePrettyNeat
They get bitter about it instead of trying to help because they think if they help they will hurt you or teach you wrong.
HumansArePrettyNeat
It's one of those vicious cycle things that the 90s sitcoms tried to teach us about
Lycanthian
Def a cabellas, looks like the one on the NC/SC border...but they probably build them all the same
awbbie101
Yea, I was gonna say it looks like the one in Tswassen.
StormWinterwind
It’s Bass Pro you can see the signs
theokaychick
Not totally the one in Olympia, wa doesn’t look like that.
thomasisabigfatweiner
I have a bunch of friends who work at that store, I can ask them and report back
thomasisabigfatweiner
Ok the answer is no, it is not that Cabela's, although it has happened at that one before and there is a video of it somewhere.
OminousLittleRaven
It's denver bass pro
YourNeighborhoodLesbian
If it is, I was just there!
dEzero
Sportsman's Warehouse owns both Cabela's and BPS
buttondick
No. They are all owned by the same group.
AnonOmis1000
This is exactly what the Bass Pro at the Promenade in Bolingbrook, IL looks like
TrashCanMcMan
Yeah it also looks exactly like the one near my in utah
PerfectManhattanUp
Either way there's enough rifles there that this should've ended differently
CharlieWoolf
They build them all the same. Every one I’ve been in has the same tank
swiese2
It's definitely not the one on 77 on the NC/SC border
Skywalker2416
I see you all are also fellow charlotteans/fort millians
bigmonkeyhit
There are dozens of us!
TheGracefulDead
BPS def. There is a branded sign to the right when he gets out of the tank with the yellow oval logo at the top.
RedDirt3D
Cabellas is owned by bass pro
Shmaaw
But cabelas have cabela branding. Bass pro shops have bass pro signs.
RedDirt3D
Cabelas in North OKC has a lot of Bass Pro stuff, from merch to signage
razorgirl1066
Yeah the one in Vegas looks the same.
waeraj
The one in greenville looks just like this too
iHaveATheoreticalDegreeinPhysics
So does the one on the moon
iHaveATheoreticalDegreeinPhysics
No wait there arent any thriving moon colonies, ignore that last one
AGiantSlor
Got bought out by BPS anyway so he's not completely wrong
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Hence the BPS logo signs don’t really answer the question.
StormWinterwind
They do, they still brand the Cabelas stores as Cabelas
Lycanthian
Oh makes sense