Join a union today!
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677
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Updog?
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743
Guitar respray - Squier Jazzmaster
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674
Ever see something so beautiful?
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1188
Running it straight into the ground.
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652
Life goals.
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We are legion. We are also all starting to experience lower back pain.
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I love file transfer protocols.
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456
Took me too long.
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Maybe some Betty Crocker might help her.
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2122
Indistinguishable from porn
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Guys, is this sign a little too “on the snout”?
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And to Gonzo who did NOT invent that emphasis.
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417
Warning: slow drivers
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843
I work in IT infrastructure and network security and this is 100% accurate.
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Weeeee…eeeeeW
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33728
FYBD Blackout
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147
Me and the squad each time we see an acorn.
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481
I’m normally full after 1 or 2
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165
Magnifico-o-o-o-o-oh
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1416
This year we are releasing the all new iCure.
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Ew, even got it on the windows.
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1935
Duck, duck, tiger
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1027
Been staying with family all week
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373
I don’t cheer when it reaches a corner, only when it reaches my mouth.
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Taylor Swift fans in 2020
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Hans, bubby, I asked for *coke*
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471
Let’s see if he lasts 42 months.
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492
Cyclists only do this when frightened
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I’ve never updated an app faster.
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2
447
Gary a real one for that.
2014
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Spending my free time volunteering as a security guard for a Tesla dealership to own the libs.
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What’s going on today? Not complaining, just curious.
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1251
Order from the read menu! We’re not me!
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Legologically correct thing.
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You’re not gonna believe this…
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Today is the first day of two weeks of holiday…
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593
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY’RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
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447
Non-live action role play
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It’s-a-me, an innocent Italian plumber.
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Not in front of the kids, Carrot! Not in front of the kids!
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Not a very realistic figurine. A dress with pockets?
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900
Hey human, watch this thing for me me. I need to run out for some cigarettes.
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2011
They’ll spend billions.
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Kirk Douglas and co-stars rehearsing for Stanley Kubrick’s Spartacus.
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2696
Do you think the hotel adds charges for flipping the socket using a butter knife as a screwdriver?
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5926
Gymnast threesome ahead
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955
Happy! 80th Birthday. to; Christopher…Walken.
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“Florence and Norm_Levin_Macbook” just wasn’t as catchy for a band name.
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Better run, run, run, run, run, run, run away.
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“Feedback System | Recursion” by Joe Pease
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381
From the accountants who brought you Happy Gilmore 2 and Coming 2 America…
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695
?Mother! Tell your children not to hear my words.
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790
Coccyx Schmoccyx.
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Maybe someone should have shown this lady a dog so that she could smile.
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1942
“A cinematic masterpiece. Five stars.” - Variety
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850
That’s an awful thing to say about someone.
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Playing a game set to “easy”.
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536
Florida? Not even once.
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