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Oct 17, 2017 8:53 AM
CameronRainbro
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NeuerStandard
always depends on what to lose and what to win. sadly it's not that easy to generalize.
GermanShepherd4evah
PLUS ULTRA!!!
TheFrozenNorwegian
Nanananana Superloser!!
GamiCross
You never win. you just settle for what failure gives you.
ruferto
i used to win alot then life happened and now i just lose constantly. i miss winning
WingardiumLeviosass
You were getting too good so life increased the difficulty setting
Ghobe
That's not what my winrate says at all...
angrysharks
Not if you main Yasuo!
Phunkie
Nothing worse than a loser acting like a winner
Sfinski
Am a superloser without any wins.
UltimaCaitSith
Loser: "Whoops, I fucked up. I guess I have a lifetime of debt now." Winner: "Dad, I need a small loan of a million dollars. Thanks!"
PiGiSpi
I encourage more comics like this and not the usual "Life is hard" ones.. But he's been better about them recently, they're just reposted
TheDaneMen
"We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning" -- Mother Teresa
SKELETONMAAAN
(´・ω ・｀)
cauliflowersweetandsour
The Compound Effect.
scottjaeger
There is a fine line between losing and being a loser. -Jane Krakowski
vagimite
Winners prove me right. Losers prove me wrong.
ObliqueRay
Or simply stop caring about what other people are doing and just do you, because life isn't highschool.
supersomatic
this isn't even remotely true...
NiskanensBureaucrats
True in almost all disciplines.except Russian roulette.
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
Practice is just failing until you understand how something works. Those that fear failure care more about acceptance than success.
hugeroner
Still. Even the loooosers get lucky someti-yimes.
The22ndDoctor
They keep a little bit of pride; They get lucky sometimes.
Neotic357
regs93
He’s way better of a loser than you will ever be you fucking loser
Glimx
sadly it's not that easy to generalize.
Avatar720
Also depends on how many people are expecting constant success from you. The wins are just 'normal'; the losses are derided and/or punished.
Wuz314159
Never underestimate the power of self-delusion.
CloudCider
It’s not self-delusion. It’s a matter of understanding that you need to fail before you can succeed.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Fake it till you make it is the best advice
distortedlens
As long as you keep in mind the goal is to make it, not to keep faking it.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Truth
imjustthatguy07
What if I only do something once and win?
CVStp
It just means that you are very good at pretending your failing attempts didn't happen.
Draygen
True story: Me, 12 years old, picked a scratch off ticket off the ground. Finished scratching it. Won $100. Never bought a ticket. $100 up!
NameNotFoundException
Then you walk away and have ultimate brag rights for having a 100% success rate doing the thing
Nuttburger
Then I guess you're just that guy
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
They call that "the weinstein".
MetalSkeletal
Like when I hit a swish 3 pointer on my first shot, pack my shit up and leave.
TheGuyWithTheAppleTattoo
My first game of pool was like this. I won and didn't want to ruin my ratio. Now I'm terrible. Lesson learned. Quit while you're ahead.
phonoodle415
throw a 1 yd to your check down and fake injury then retire w/ 100% pass completion. HOF
RebelStiltskin
Quit immediately with a perfect record.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Welp, I'll guesss I'll die then.
HarryHobo97
The first "I'll" looks thicker than the second "I'll" for some reason
DixonHillPrivateEye
No don't die
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
That means you rolled a 20 on luck or skill during your character creation
tycllns2
Shit what if life is a role playing game and I'm playing the role of a loser?
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
You might need to find the correct quests to get better stats. Oh if only Life had a guidebook or a freaking walkthrough though.
tycllns2
Don't tease me!
Snooj
When my son was trying to sell popcorn as a scout at a large event he was discouraged because people were saying no. I told him that 1-
KamSolastor
When I sold popcorn for the Scouts, i set up outside of a local Ace Hardware store I talked with (only selling after people leave the store)
Snooj
We did the local Country Store, too. That worked really well considering the small amount of traffic! https://imgur.com/QFmINZ0
distortedlens
This reminds me of a podcast I listened to. Many people don't understanding the importance of perspective.
MynameistakenandIhavenoimagination
he was a piece of shit and to pack up his bags and leave. Right before closing the door I said, "If you ain't first, you're last".
MynameistakenandIhavenoimagination
But for real Snooj, nice story and good parenting. Much better than Reese Bobby.
Snooj
of *course* people are going to say no. Most people will say no. By a large majority. In fact, he'd need to get at least ten No's before 2-
Snooj
even thiking about getting a Yes. So I told him to get out and ask people and collect as many No's as he could and if he made it to 3-
Snooj
over 100 No's I'd buy him something (it was a large public yard sale event). He got super excited to get the No's and flipped his lid for 4-
Snooj
each Yes. Changing his perspective on what rejection meant helped him achieve his goal. This was one of my most proud parenting moments. 5-5
PiGiSpi
I wish I had a similar lesson when I was at the fundraising age, I think it's had lasting effects as an adult. Succeed immediately or giveup
suntzupup
I'm going to try to remember this for when i have kids. that's a great way of putting it.