How I picture myself when there's one can of Pepsi left and if the kids hear me open it they'll want some.
9
4
533
When you take them out of the dryer, you have to put them on before they're cool.
29
5
81
MRW someone tries to stop me from welcoming tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
21
4
830
MRW another cat and I is afta da same lady cat, but I know I'm gonna beat 'im good on da race track. Ha cha cha cha cha!
-2
4
366
MRW I head out the door, forget if I turned the oven off, and decide to double check to be safe.
3
1
353
What debt was he paying...?
3
2
387
No.
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0
143
MRW May the 4th and Cinco De Mayo fall right before the weekend.
4
2
212
Finally! A team designation for me!
23
2
76
Royals pitcher dies in apparent DUI, Opportunity for MLB fans
7
3
696
MRW my wife suggests that a vacation day could be better spent on Cinco de Mayo than on binge-watching 9 star wars movies in one day.
8
6
333
When the notifications won't stop because it's your cake day, your post hits 6 points, 2 people replied...
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0
255
Huggy
-2
1
156
Spring's a comin'.
0
4
69
Broad City Astoria map
-1
2
1111
Desperate for Validation Puffin
4
4
22
'Tis the season.
8
0
20549
Feeltality
15
1
89
Mousepads
3
1
87
Imgur 4 pets is...
0
1
285