CalliDev
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Feb 8, 2017 3:29 PM
CalliDev
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knifeskills
Balloon decided?
Memari
so brave :'(
TotalSmartAss
I've got a hunch that when the arrow is removed, that balloon is gonna bleed out rather quickly.
THEFURRYJESUS
BavarianGuy
Most balloons would not pop by an arrow, especially low inflated ones. Put some balloons up for kids at my archer club for an open door day
knobhoblin
This only applies to arrows which come with "sharpened shaft" kinda end rather than triangle-looking end, yes? Pardon my French
demonsofmine
" It's just flesh wound."
MrTigeriffic
Boop
HiImMrMeeseeks
Tis but a flesh wound
captaingibbs
nycterelis
Omg what movie
captaingibbs
Forrest warrior
Rodeodoc
My sperm cells trying to penetrate my wife's eggs.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
pyr0chaos
"Fuck you I wont do what you tell me!"
MilesOnACar
Did the balloon pee a little?
MilesOnACar
Forget I asked this question- I assumed its gender as a water balloon.
Denth
When innanimate objects start taking decisions in when the world ends...
wittie888
Why do you have a metal washer on your target?
TheBlackVan
It looks like the washer held the balloon on the target.
wittie888
I hear push pins work just as well. But those are just alternate facts.
edcstrings
THIS IS ME NOW
Ohhbilly20444
PrimePowerOn
Dummy, balloons can't decide things. Next you'll be telling us a woman decided to be a man..
DrBobcat
You're a Witch!!!! Burn 'em!!!!
mute92
Almost messed up your arrow with that washer. Probably could just use a tack
mirrorz
Elasticity sealed it closed. Like a pristine unused butthole.
anaxandrew
Not that you know.
CraftedLine
Istolethetoaster
Not true. It decided not to burst. Can't you just support the decisions of a white balloon? You wouldn't say this if it was black
Hoop66
Started out all "this guys a know-it-all", ended up "choking with laughter" +1
tbrown37
Or like that guys suit in the martian
SgtMichaelCross
His suit sealed from blood pooling and coagulating, not elasticity.
ISmellManFlesh
Fun fact: humans are deuterostomes meaning the first body part we develop in the womb is an anus. At one point, we were all nothing but anus
AntiBustatron
Asslock integrity: 100%. We are a go for liftoff.
Hoop66
Started out all "this guys a know-it-all", ended up "choking with laughter" +1
DefectivePotatOSMS
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itookthesechzuansauce
Aww jeez Rick...
EvilDustMan
Comment of the day, let's go people.
SkyHighInc
oddly specific
CMFMTNPPL
Morty ur butts young and elastic , I need you to hide this in it
iDrinkDrano
Wow, we both thought of the same ANALogy
heathstone
Tight butt holes
ChicksDigTrucks
Razz50
Science + butt analogy +1
leavinit
formula for success
knobhoblin
Lol anal-ogy
AlphaQueueBeta
Ah, the study of anal sex.
ILookAtBios
whereTheYogaWomenAt
And that's why you're going to community college.
Mylifeisinshambles04200
I like stuff
iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
ItsSevii
Fuckin rekt
Mylifeisinshambles04200
I like stuff
jesusisherelookbusy
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
yupyapyep
Someone should make this a downvote gif
iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
death from above
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iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
how'd i do?
gingerytinge
iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
gingerytinge
Well get to it then.
Ant4N
*cracks whip*
iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
gingerytinge
SquiggleBerries
Did he get knocked out? He isn't moving after...
nycterelis
He did fall kind of limply
youcantproveit
he ded. u just watch he die
Adthay
This is actually a pretty cool demonstration of why arrows were kinda shitty in warfare, seal the wounds they make, rarely killing quickly1/
shhep
The fuck are you talking about. Crossbows pierced. Bows tore people apart. Y arrowheads and A arrowheads left huge gaping wounds.
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
That's what arrowheads are for. Only the shittiest of arrows were just a sharpened stick
Adthay
even with an arrowhead the majority of the wound was stopped up by the shaft, arrows rarely make a through and through
PacificJesus
That's why bladed arrow heads were much wider than the arrow shaft.
Adthay
okay but take that same wound and compare it to a stab by any other weapon which is open the whole way through and inside
PacificJesus
Yeah but you can't hit someone a hundred feet away with a sword.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Expanding from the scope of a single battle to the scope of a war, wounded can be worse than dead. Dead is a lost soldier, wounded is 1/2
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
A lost soldier who also requires care and resources 2/2
GuyWhoMightSayQue
2/2 often leading to my erect penis in many cases
MrBananaBeak
I counter that argument with the Battle of Agincourt.
KillingMeDjently
A lot of the french knights got straight up shived when they got stuck in the mud too.
MrBananaBeak
Twas arrows that knocked them there. I credit them with the kill.
Adthay
I mean sure but you're talking about volley after volley to enemies trapped in the mud, it takes ten arrows to do the work of one spear 1/2
Adthay
obviously arrows had use, I'm just saying the lethality of a single arrow was pretty questionable 2/2
MrBananaBeak
Sure, but that doesn't make them "shitty"
Cheomesh
Yeah most of those guys were killed with hand weapons.
bond100
*finished off
MrBananaBeak
You realize that the English only had 1,500 men-at-arms in that battle, yes? With the remaining 7,000 comprised of longbowmen.
Cheomesh
Who still had hand weapons.
MrBananaBeak
Sure. But that's not what won the battle.
gamlingcs
There's a difference between, a sealed hole in your arm, vs 10 in your chest cavity.
MrBananaBeak
Very true. But kill they did.
Adthay
eventually you'll probably die from infection but you'll likely finish the battle with an arrow or two in you 2/2
ImmortalAzrael
Tell that to the Mongols.
BillMcNeal
Can confirm. I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
As a deer hunter, I have to disagree about the speed at which an arrow can dispatch a large animal.
Adthay
my understand was that in many cases bow hunting requires tracking the kill after the first shot because it runs away, though I confess 1/2
Adthay
I've never done it myself, I will also point out that a human in armor ready for a battle is different from an unsuspecting deer, also I 2/3
Adthay
assume you have more time to line up your shot on a still target than a combat archer might but I've never done either so maybe not 3/3
nycterelis
Unless it hit something incredibly vital
Adthay
even then you can stab someone while you have a pierced lung or kidney, you might not last the hour though
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
I have killed many deer with an arrow to the lungs. They fill up with blood and the animal dies quickly.
Adthay
what's quickly? cause a guy with a sword can do a lot of damage in a minute or two, though I'm no expert on lung damage
nycterelis
I was thinking more like the face or heart, but you are correct
mosephus80
I challenge you to make that argument after being shot with it...Lol not really
SmellOfMonkey
Quick, slap him across the chops with your glove
Adthay
I mean fair point, it's not a pleasant sensation but you're still gonna be rage swinging your axe for at least a few more minutes
mosephus80
Agreed but the true beauty of arrows is sticking them I to targets that are far away.
Adthay
and that's why they were used despite having a low individual lethality