GuyWhoMightSayQue

11250 pts · May 30, 2013


I have to write something about myself. but i have nothing. I am not wearing matching socks. But I will be going to bed soon, and before that I will take off said socks. So that is really not an issue.

Happiness is optional

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♫ It's my dick in a box ♫

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MRW someone asks me what kind of meat i want in my toast

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MRW this Chinese or what ever lady won't clean cranberry juice off of my sheets

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i like the hp& cursed child

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Obama on what we should teach kids in school

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MRW im not good at speaking english and my trainer tells me to go break a leg 

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Graffiti from my home town

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I think it was OK that the danish radio host killed the rabbit Allan..

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what do you call a sleeping male cow? A bulldozer

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Guess cat's out of the box now..

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Pobably one of the worst math related jokes I've heard in my time..

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MRW my mates thought i couldn't score for shit, and then my mighty fine GF rolls in

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The Ducati Penipale commercials are aimed towards both men and women

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From the notorious hacker 4chan, the maker of both the Snappening and the Fappening, here's the next step we've all ben eating for.

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As a robot called Marvin with the brain the size of a planet, this will serve ok for my depressing Christmas dinner.

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looks like someone pooping black heads on the nose.

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MCR when i try to frame him for masturbating in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.

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Also works when having a raging boner

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DIY building my own dream house

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I don't see other images than this tho

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special leaf

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MRW i visit my friends in the hood, but forget my knitting needles

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MRW my mother asks my bald clone and me to get out of the bathroom to do chores

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MRW Dr. Wu decapitates my homie Bullhorn with his boomerang

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MRW i trust a fart a little too much

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Well b/c we d'nt w'nt globll warmin w/ autizm

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I need this for a comment so i can whore upvotes

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first off, HOW THE FUCK. Second off, WHY THE FUCK

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How to connect with more servers

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Joke in description. apparently too long for title. but you are probably not going to read it anyways. fuck you. If this happens to be a repost, even more fuck you!

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ladies and gentelmen. From the makers of dickbutt, I proudly present to you… Vagina butt..?

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Jesus christ this was a waste of time

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The tales of the guy who tried imgur

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I am using this picture as a reference, yo.

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How action-packed

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MRW chunks are finally coming out after 3 days of diarrhea

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Daily dose of cyanide and Happiness 6 (drug edition)

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Uploading this for cannibalism awareness

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where do you find giant snails?! AT THE END OF GIANT FINGERS!

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HAIL SATAN CLAUS

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Daily dose of Cyanide and Happiness 2

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Looks like fricking Zhao tried to kill the moon spirit again the other night. what a douche

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Dear mr. R. R. Martin. Why would you choose to mention FINLAND, and not Denmark, the glorious stronghold of the north?!

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Banksy strikes again

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Girl in Danish magazine reminds me of Emma watson

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Frank Zappa has given me a weird feeling about this makeup brand

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DAMN YOU OBAMA I WANT TO WATCH MORE THAN JUST THE FIRST 16 SEASONS

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thoughtful wolf thinks about the future

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Thanks Imgur, for also wanting to hear the voice of internet using sea monsters!

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Parks and rec. team didn't know how many episodes they wanted in a season, until the 4th season.

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Daily dose of Cyanide and Happiness 1

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Adventures of the Purple shirted eye stabber

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I have a feeling that this is a movie I am going to remember

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No need for upvote - tech assistance would be nice though

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Daily dose of cyanide and Happiness 5

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MRW my venezuelan sister city presents me with a golden replica of the gun Hugo Chavez used to start the Venezuelan Revolution

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Daily dose of cyanide and Happiness 4

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Daily dose of Cyanide and Happiness 3

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