My neighbor raises cows at the farm up the road from ours. We help him out with them. The funniest dam thing is watching them go absolutely NUTS over frosting (we get grocery store thrown out items to feed them and the pigs)
The word “bunga” is defined as the effect or aftermath of something. Seeing the situation unfold it is clear to me that this is a simple case of cowabunga.
At its base, it is just wheat, fruit, and peanuts - all things a cow could find foraging and would eat. The salt and sugar content would be my only concern, but the food to body size ratio says that likely wont be an issue.
Oooooo that's what it was! I didn't get it at first, and I was wondering why the heck is he fumbling around so much. But yeah, you're right there is a full sized cow in there! Weird how that happens sometimes...
Didn't someone in Ireland do that because he couldn't get planning for a house but he could for a cowshed? Which contained a bedroom, bathroom, kitchen...
Coming from an Irish family, that wouldn't surprise me in the least! A similar scam in Greece is that the various taxes you pay on your home aren't applicable until the house is finished. Consequently, you'll find a complete home on the ground floor, but the next floor has been left unfinished, sometimes for decades.
dirque
Man starves to death with cow in house.
Dasnekones
Is this what it's like when your gf says she does not need her own fries?
lordyhalvey
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Cows are cute.
HandoB4Javert
deathpeppers
I've always thought accordion music was most appropriate for cattle. They play it at major cattle shows/expos.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Got milk?
Inarticulated
Slightly better quality:
DamnThursdays
That's a really cute cow ♡
stoots24
He’s gonna enjoy that meal ‘til the cows come home!
Bombe
Still a better love story than Twilight!
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
She's a drooler.
montydantes
It’s like an infomercial for barns!
JustaguyfromNH
My neighbor raises cows at the farm up the road from ours. We help him out with them. The funniest dam thing is watching them go absolutely NUTS over frosting (we get grocery store thrown out items to feed them and the pigs)
lmullins573
The word “bunga” is defined as the effect or aftermath of something. Seeing the situation unfold it is clear to me that this is a simple case of cowabunga.
TheUnnamedPoet
oldguyexlurker
Why is that guy interrupting that poor cow's lunch?
TheUnnamedPoet
Cows are what you get when you accidentally install Dog-OS into Horse based hardware.
SomeKindOfEye
Nah,itscwhat you get when a horse fucks a hippo
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
SmergBlaerghl
This is the bee's Pyrenees
TheUnnamedPoet
"Firmware Update Started. Update complete. Zoomies.exe initiated. Operation executed successfully."
GibletsMakeMeSmile
"This is the future the Vegans want!!!11!!!!"
Iamyouinanotherlife
How much poop on kitchen floor
Mr5anch3z
Ty @op, that really cheered me up 💪
LosPer
That makes me so happy! :). Have a better day!
iktome99
Not me googling smallest breed of cow
feryooday
Jerseys are more reasonably sized and produce milk almost as much as a Holstein
iktome99
"how to house-train your cow"
Nivvi
So much slobber
yeahhedugit
BleachedPP
omg LOL thats awesome
Turboslacker
jenw
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I'm sharing this with everyone I love.
LosPer
That makes me so happy!
LogicalStimuli
Same!! It has really made my day.
ThankYouForYourTime
You can’t have bread out around a cow, it drives them wild, they fucking love bread. They will stop at nothing to get that bread.
Wybo
Tbf it’s the refined version of their food, the classy version if you will
ThankYouForYourTime
Yes, I will. Thank you.
BigRedTX
And I thought Hamlet was bad
NickRivieraMD
but the bird didn't interfere at all with making toast, just with making the video
AnxiaTeaDD
Wat? WAT?!
thinkybrainpains
WHAT DO-ENG!!!!!
KillerTofu69
Hi baby. Hi baby. Hi baby. Hi baby.
FrenziiTheIMP
Thanks to this video, it's how I ask my goblins what they're doing whenever I feel like pestering. WAT DOING?!
BelialDenial
I'm not even sure how to spell toast with an "R"
AngurProne
Tarst?
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
It's the nicest shade 💙
KultofTimon
Idk why but this birb gives me Bender from Futurama vibes.
TeaOverdose
i need to put the birds back in their cage when i eat or they just won't leave me alone (and human food isn't good for them)
Someshithead241
Human food isn't really good for me yet I keep eating it.
GravyEducation
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Hearing loss has to be a thing amount bird owners. I don't know how they put up with those loud birdbrains. I could never do it. D:
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
amongst bird owners.*
pizzapartyhard
Can a cow’s digestive tract handle that food?
XRay0976
At least once
powwerbottom
Yes it can
LeftenantSarnie
It's a bunch more sugar and fat than they'd normally get in one feeding, but cows are robust.
OmEqualsMC2
I am addicted to “The Yorkshire Vet” and if there’s anything I’ve learned from watching that show, it’s that cows are robust.
farmerjmac
Such a Debbie Cowner
ArcaneM37
At its base, it is just wheat, fruit, and peanuts - all things a cow could find foraging and would eat. The salt and sugar content would be my only concern, but the food to body size ratio says that likely wont be an issue.
dajuan
Well they trained cows to eat corn.
WttNCFrep
Cow, probably fine. If it was a horse, I'd expect it to sponeously combust halfway throw a PB&J
WhatzitTooya
Thats cause horses need a balanced diet of dollar bills.
Colopty
Granted it's a horse, you can't be sure it combusted because of the sandwich or just because it's a horse.
LoopStricken
These are the stables, and these are the unstables.
CthulhUdon
There was a feed shortage a few decades ago and it was cheaper to feed the cows gummy bears instead. I figure a PBJ or 2 would be perfectly fine
ArcaneM37
Right reject skittles are often mixed into cow and pig feed to up the calorie content.
IEatYourSombrero
Imagine feeding a cow sugar free haribos.
LoopStricken
Twinklepot
Well they have four stomachs to choose from
feryooday
Four chambers*
cavymeister
One of them is just for show.
Bunnies007
Get out the fancy stomach, we have guests.
walpurrga
Cows are just dangerously large dogs 🤍🖤
HandoB4Javert
Gateway dogs
Kakhtus
CloakedFigure
A field pupper, if you will.
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
Pasture puppies
TheUnnamedPoet
They really are, especially if you watch them playing. Used to spend summers on my uncle's cattle ranch and I absolutely adore cows.
TehTuna
Have the calves stopped crying Clarice?
TheUnnamedPoet
They never stop crying. Have you ever been near a ranch? Baby cows never shut up.
sneakypoo
I think I figured out why he had troubles. I believe he has a cow inside his kitchen.
DoctorNinjah
I think he just bought the wrong pb
Sinarasa
Or maybe he is in the cow's kitchen.
shyriath
*drops monocle* By Jove, I believe you're right!
SpaceSpaceDomo
Oooooo that's what it was! I didn't get it at first, and I was wondering why the heck is he fumbling around so much. But yeah, you're right there is a full sized cow in there! Weird how that happens sometimes...
MidnaDS
This is why posts need large red circles. I completely missed the cow.
Bunnies007
Perhaps he built his kitchen around the cow. Now, who's on whose lawn?
Gargwill
Didn't someone in Ireland do that because he couldn't get planning for a house but he could for a cowshed? Which contained a bedroom, bathroom, kitchen...
Bunnies007
Coming from an Irish family, that wouldn't surprise me in the least! A similar scam in Greece is that the various taxes you pay on your home aren't applicable until the house is finished. Consequently, you'll find a complete home on the ground floor, but the next floor has been left unfinished, sometimes for decades.
LeeTheEnginee
What’s the name of the guy on first base?
Bunnies007
No, Who's on first. What's on second.
LeeTheEnginee
That's what I'm askin' you! Who's on first?