PB&J???  Moooooove over!

Mar 14, 2024 12:55 PM

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Man starves to death with cow in house.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this what it's like when your gf says she does not need her own fries?

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Cows are cute.

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I've always thought accordion music was most appropriate for cattle. They play it at major cattle shows/expos.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got milk?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Slightly better quality:

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's a really cute cow ♡

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He’s gonna enjoy that meal ‘til the cows come home!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still a better love story than Twilight!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's a drooler.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s like an infomercial for barns!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My neighbor raises cows at the farm up the road from ours. We help him out with them. The funniest dam thing is watching them go absolutely NUTS over frosting (we get grocery store thrown out items to feed them and the pigs)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The word “bunga” is defined as the effect or aftermath of something. Seeing the situation unfold it is clear to me that this is a simple case of cowabunga.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

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Why is that guy interrupting that poor cow's lunch?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cows are what you get when you accidentally install Dog-OS into Horse based hardware.

2 years ago | Likes 356 Dislikes 0

Nah,itscwhat you get when a horse fucks a hippo

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This is the bee's Pyrenees

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Firmware Update Started. Update complete. Zoomies.exe initiated. Operation executed successfully."

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"This is the future the Vegans want!!!11!!!!"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How much poop on kitchen floor

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ty @op, that really cheered me up 💪

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That makes me so happy! :). Have a better day!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not me googling smallest breed of cow

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jerseys are more reasonably sized and produce milk almost as much as a Holstein

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"how to house-train your cow"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So much slobber

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omg LOL thats awesome

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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I'm sharing this with everyone I love.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That makes me so happy!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same!! It has really made my day.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can’t have bread out around a cow, it drives them wild, they fucking love bread. They will stop at nothing to get that bread.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Tbf it’s the refined version of their food, the classy version if you will

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, I will. Thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I thought Hamlet was bad

2 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 2

but the bird didn't interfere at all with making toast, just with making the video

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wat? WAT?!

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

WHAT DO-ENG!!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Hi baby. Hi baby. Hi baby. Hi baby.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks to this video, it's how I ask my goblins what they're doing whenever I feel like pestering. WAT DOING?!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not even sure how to spell toast with an "R"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tarst?

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It's the nicest shade 💙

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk why but this birb gives me Bender from Futurama vibes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i need to put the birds back in their cage when i eat or they just won't leave me alone (and human food isn't good for them)

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Human food isn't really good for me yet I keep eating it.

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Hearing loss has to be a thing amount bird owners. I don't know how they put up with those loud birdbrains. I could never do it. D:

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

amongst bird owners.*

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Can a cow’s digestive tract handle that food?

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At least once

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Yes it can

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It's a bunch more sugar and fat than they'd normally get in one feeding, but cows are robust.

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I am addicted to “The Yorkshire Vet” and if there’s anything I’ve learned from watching that show, it’s that cows are robust.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Such a Debbie Cowner

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

At its base, it is just wheat, fruit, and peanuts - all things a cow could find foraging and would eat. The salt and sugar content would be my only concern, but the food to body size ratio says that likely wont be an issue.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well they trained cows to eat corn.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cow, probably fine. If it was a horse, I'd expect it to sponeously combust halfway throw a PB&J

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Thats cause horses need a balanced diet of dollar bills.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Granted it's a horse, you can't be sure it combusted because of the sandwich or just because it's a horse.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

These are the stables, and these are the unstables.

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There was a feed shortage a few decades ago and it was cheaper to feed the cows gummy bears instead. I figure a PBJ or 2 would be perfectly fine

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Right reject skittles are often mixed into cow and pig feed to up the calorie content.

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Imagine feeding a cow sugar free haribos.

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Well they have four stomachs to choose from

2 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Four chambers*

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One of them is just for show.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Get out the fancy stomach, we have guests.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Cows are just dangerously large dogs 🤍🖤

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Gateway dogs

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A field pupper, if you will.

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Pasture puppies

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They really are, especially if you watch them playing. Used to spend summers on my uncle's cattle ranch and I absolutely adore cows.

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Have the calves stopped crying Clarice?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They never stop crying. Have you ever been near a ranch? Baby cows never shut up.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think I figured out why he had troubles. I believe he has a cow inside his kitchen.

2 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 0

I think he just bought the wrong pb

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe he is in the cow's kitchen.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

*drops monocle* By Jove, I believe you're right!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooooo that's what it was! I didn't get it at first, and I was wondering why the heck is he fumbling around so much. But yeah, you're right there is a full sized cow in there! Weird how that happens sometimes...

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This is why posts need large red circles. I completely missed the cow.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perhaps he built his kitchen around the cow. Now, who's on whose lawn?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Didn't someone in Ireland do that because he couldn't get planning for a house but he could for a cowshed? Which contained a bedroom, bathroom, kitchen...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coming from an Irish family, that wouldn't surprise me in the least! A similar scam in Greece is that the various taxes you pay on your home aren't applicable until the house is finished. Consequently, you'll find a complete home on the ground floor, but the next floor has been left unfinished, sometimes for decades.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What’s the name of the guy on first base?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, Who's on first. What's on second.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's what I'm askin' you! Who's on first?

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