New year resolutions

Jan 4, 2017 11:26 AM

Sinnacide

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Any excuse to call a woman a hoe

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No

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2017 is the Year of the Cock. Just an FYI.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, use Snapchat for it's intended purpose?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Let the hoes know what year it is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey folks, do you want *instant* internet points? Take *any* trendy behavior and complain about it for no reason!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Just because you might not like it, doesn't mean other people HAVE to not like it as well.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 12

I like this filter, how about you stop bitchin

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

How about you get a brain?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

How does the dog filter make you a hoe?

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 6

No, because fuck you.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

"Man, I hate how much attention this thing is getting, let me talk about it to the world"

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I hate this about snap chat

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I honestly could never understand the fascination with this thing

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Innovative face mapping tech in the palm of your hand, I don't care what people use it for right now, but the future potential is amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Oh I'm not knocking that at all its amazing tech. I just see a ton of people using this dog face thing in particular and I find that weird.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's exists, so people use it *shrug*

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a former middle school teacher and someone with a big nose, this filter hides your nose.

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I like that filter...22/m. I use it for as a comedic effect

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

Then you a hoe too

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

How bout fuck you OP. I'll be a cute puppy if I want to

9 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 35

fuck You

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Furries are weird, but you do you

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

Preach

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

nice necessary comment

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Saves time on dating sites though. See these, press NO

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Basically. If all your pictures are filtered no thanks

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

This exact thing was posted like 15hrs ago. What the shit. Stop it. Also just let people be. How much could this possibly affect your life?

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I hate you

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+1 for your hate

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It affects my life in the same way as all the Facebook "like and share this if you love X" shitposts. A repeated minor annoyance.

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I hate you

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Please stop having fun in 2017. It's bothering people.

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 21

Shit I didn't realize it was hoe's that used them. I thought it was women.. I stand corrected.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 15

Ahhh... They meant the "prostitute" version of a "hoe". My bad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"A hoe is a versatile agricultural hand tool used to shape soil, remove weeds, and harvest root crops" that was what came to my mind.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"What's the difference" -imgur

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Darn young people! With their cellular devices and their personal pictures! They're ruining this country!

9 years ago | Likes 395 Dislikes 31

Yeah, what's next? They gonna pretend they're sneezing or something? https://www.facebook.com/cnn/videos/10155858514506509/

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Participation Trophies!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

No.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 9, 2017 10:57 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Here here!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The escalation, it was quick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, because THIS was our biggest problem last year.

9 years ago | Likes 1087 Dislikes 79

That and George Michael

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You make jokes but you know it's true.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

One step at a time

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You have people crying over celebrities, this is equally ridiculous.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I am the 666's upvote, you damn savage.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you not try to solve small problems? You should strive for perfection not only the big problems.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

or how about we just settle on actual problems

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Good point XD

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It didn't help.

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No one said it is?

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Nobody said it was, you git. Look up relative privation.

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Classic pup face is the cutest tho

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Was it not?

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Finally someone said it

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I know, right? THE EMOJI MOVIE WAS ANNOUNCED. That was almost as bad as the time I stepped on a lego.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Was that before or after your dad broke out the ol' jumper cables?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They cancelled making the emoji movie

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Can we leave calling women hoes for everything under the sun in 2016?

9 years ago | Likes 315 Dislikes 50

Nowhere did op say that only women were hoes. You were thinking it. Sexist. Lmao

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YES! EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS PERSON!

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Seriously, treat yo' bitchz with respect.

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Nah, instead let's start calling dudes hoes for pointless shit in 2017. Sounds like a party

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So, everything under the sun? (Where are my nihilists at??)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

being hoes, probably

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We tried it by inventing the word fuckboy. They just tried calling girls "fuckgirls" lol

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Anyone who uses these words to describe people is fucking stupid

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No keep it up hoes. If you wanna be a hoe be the best damn hoe. Beat all the other hoes. Be queen hoe

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Hoes keep it up, but leave snapchat filters in 2016.

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so happy this is top comment

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Let a hoe be a hoe.

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And I the hoe whisperer now

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This is it. The resolution for 2017 I didn't know I needed.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aye, that shit is cute as fuck on some girls so i dont mind it at all. Gimmie gimmie

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Is that you, Trump?

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Trump isn't cool enough, nor does he respect women enough to make a comment like that lol

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In the wise and infamous words of the Geto Boys- you gotta let a hoe be a hoe.

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And call me

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SUPA HOE

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Bee the hoe..

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SUPA HOE

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I doubt anyone can become queen hoe this way, of beat any other hoes for that matter

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but still keep that shit in 2016

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gung hoe gung hoe

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I like it, i do, here's my upvote for U

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Yea we need clueless horny hoes and sluts so dudes know which ones to swerve on

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All i ask is that u beat me first so i can get a proper beating LMAO !¡!

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Just remember hoes your always safe in my inbox

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I will never give up the hoe filter.

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I appreciate you hoes. Keep it up.

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hoes gon' hoe.

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This is the kind of motivational speech I need in my life, thank you

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You're welcome, hoe!

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U a hoe now

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The best hoe tho

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I wouldn't know, sadly.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

U a hoe too

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*hoetivational

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Yes

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as a hoe, I appreciate the support +1

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Pls post strangest & most awkward encounters... LOL

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Love the magical golden stars springing from crotch

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is that yolandi visser

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Of course, who else could it be?

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Yolandi is like real life Harley quinn

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Why not the dabbing? That's way more cringing.

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Why not both?

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It's kind of a toss up for me, but equally terrible.

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Omg yes pls

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Dabbing reminds me of South Park Seaaon 16 faith hilling

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I made a post about that. It didn't fly.

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Oooo long Johnson

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That too. What even is it?

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The way that retarded people say hi to each other

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I personally don't mind the dabbing.

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That is the point my dear friend

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But i love my thc!

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It honestly annoys me that these two things have the same name, considering the fact that I love the thc filled one.

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I neither know that feeling nor that dabbing fixes it. When i hit way too hard i almost feel like puking and i start to sweat...

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Yeah... That's never happened to me sorry champ

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v

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I don't see how dabbing is a problem. Its not like dabbing gave you cancer or something...

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looks like its just the typical people who hates everything that's slightly popular.

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I'm not convinced it didn't

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And woke, fleek, AF. May those words die.

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Dunno them

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AF is reasonable. Im too lazy to type the full thing

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Just as long as you don't say it like that out loud

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Yeah I'll concede with this. Online is fine

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The overuse of the word "cringe" makes me wince.

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I've seen your comments.. I rest my case.

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If you honestly are bashing something people do have fun in their own time then you're the one with bigger problems.

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Okidoki hokipoki

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I hope you graduate high school and stop caring about what other people are doing and stop finding anything you don't like as cringey.

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I think that's the allure of dabbing is it not?

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No, it's actually supposed to be like a cool move. Cam newton or musicians like post malone do it all the time

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Its become entirely ironic. Hoe filter is still used and defended by hoes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well, i know at least one guy who for sure doesnt mean it ironically. Whenever we listen to rap or smth he does it every now and then, smh..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well he falls with hoe filter crowd then. Dab douche maybe?

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Let people have their fun

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No.

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You wanna go m8

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You're fixin to get pimp-slapped

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M8 come over to england ill sort you out cunt

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