They align just once every 100 years
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10
3067
Send Gordon Ramsay forehead wrinkles
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5
949
I'm not sure Brady Bunch fans are gonna love this reboot
-1
6
136
Worth it
27
5
1152
Beautiful
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607
253597
ah ok
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15
964
When you lied on your resume about having previous sheepdog experience
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50
204307
It’s....so beautiful
10
0
560
I can envision it now: Boba Fett flys into sarlac pit, freeze frame, "Yup, thats me. Your probably wondering how I got into this crazy mess. Lets start at the beginning.."
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40
1021
When customer service doesn't respond
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0
158
When people ask me how my grandma died
5
0
496
And that’s the end of it
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7
737
Double plot twist
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10
1169
But is Emma Watson in it?
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2
328
Suspend them all
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13
470
.
30
3
1184
Those bums have been taking bread handouts for far too long
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13
3868
Who’s the shithole country now?
15
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763
Well...yes. Yes it does.
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144936
Are you going to fat camp?
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18
867
When I order a big dinner with plans to take half of it home, then end up eating the whole thing
17
4
750
So we had a windy day today in the town I live in...
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12
1911
Corgis in every classroom would be a winning political platform
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24
241
.
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5
873
Whenever I see a post with the title “Wait for it”
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6
1766
I don’t know where Andy Dwyer ends and Chris Pratt begins and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask
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236894
*Eleven
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10
1052
For short dumps
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2
4583
.
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20
1170
Happy Pi Day!
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9
761
That is all
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3
712
When my wife asks me when I’m going to take out the trash
-1
6
256
They call it the laying on of hands
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26
3651
A surprisingly good case too
6
2
337
Well, those are some sex positions I've never tried
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17
1259
Finches love dick pics
1
7
221
Welcome to the religion, my friend
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2
451
I have many questions
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8
811
Every college major expressed as a Michael Scott quote
12
0
641
This isn't the curve you're looking for
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8
2536
This Chinese dating show puts American reality TV to shame
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235
247371
No Benny the Jet Rodriguez
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14
2042
Freddie would be proud
24
6
896
Too good
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11
970
While wearing the Black Panther costume please
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1
638
Well, that escalated quickly
4
6
298
The Malayan sun bear looks like a human in a bear costume trying too hard to act natural
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198263
Spot on
20
5
647
Just accept that you'll never be better than Alf
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6
1275
Huh
4
8
444
But the customers are the best thing about Walmart
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11
1600
Such a pleasant troll
44
10
1180
Nice
0
5
228
Jif gif
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7
616
When you have the stomach flu and haven’t had a solid poo in three days
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2
475