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Jul 28, 2016 8:54 AM
Iukeskywalker
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crunchywhale
I've been there! Really fun place to see.
trentinho
+1 because of memories and the feels
rostaman
Lowest
Long boarding dream
sulfuratus
Serpentines can be really scenic. My favourites are these: /a/wAIrK The Tour de France climbed them in 2015.
Spetsialnoye
I don't feel like that goes to hell, is more like a superhero hideout cave
Beepis
ThisIsMyWork
GingerLaird
It's Satine.
WhatUpStevo
There it is!
drunkenvash
AE-86 drifter's dream?
db22
Needs more Takumi taking the Irohazaka jumps.
rile
Can you ride motorcycle on that?!
Floridacracker63
It just looks that way, It's really a "Slip - then - slide" .... just add some fry oil !
raraluiz
This is Carlsbad Caverns. And you can take the elevator to the bottom if needed.
marymagdalen
And EVERY time some wise ass quotes Bill Paxton from Aliens, amirite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHzov33tgfg
ICantbelieveIdontgiveashit
*Muffled eurobeat in the distance*
lubu222
This would be much easier to make in Minecraft
yesthisisturbo
I've been there! There is a nightly exit of hundreds of bats. So cool!
bingotown
Hundreds alright. Up to almost 8,000 hundreds depending on the time of year, apparently.
imgurrugmi
Hundreds of thousands of bats
yesthisisturbo
Oh... Carlsbad caverns in New Mexico, USA.
CooCooCaChew
You get on that path and just keep rollin rollin rollin
IneedMySpace101
Can we make this a slipnslide ?
Deaconse
The bats are working on that.
IneedMySpace101
Ok good...
OGsatan
Of course, everyone's welcome in hell
OGJesus
But we have desert in heaven
OGsatan
O shit really
OGJesus
Yea mate
aki5
Wheelchair drifting? Sure! Bring in the Eurobeat!
TeeMee123
has nobody posted it yet?
vanillax
gold!
GlowGreen
Was looking for it :D
animatic
Amazingly relevant!
wallywarbles
New Mexico?
somebody777
Sure is. Carlsbad resident myself. This place is awesome.
bbgunfire
Oh man the memories. The jr. High i went to was invited and everyone acted so bad that they banned all of our school districts in the town1/
CheriphimHaelen
...so they kicked y'all outa Hell, eh?
animatic
Jr. high kids for ya. They probably only allow home schooled kids now.
bbgunfire
This being the Carlsbad Caverns, there was the "bottomless hole" and some kid in my class tossed a fucking glow stick into it. 2/2
chipmalone
Jesus Christ someone has gotta put a stop to that kid! He's too dangerous!!
SlightlyAfraid
Legendary
RLTNY
The devil wants everyone to go to hell but god doesn't want everyone to go to heaven
TheReturnedLordLucifer
Hell is far more fun.
TheSpindrifter
I'm trying to understand how eternity alone in unquenchable burning blackness or with added torture bonus if you deserve it is "fun"
TheReturnedLordLucifer
That's propaganda from a wanker who wants to keep you out of the unending fields of kush, and the delta of lucy.
TheSpindrifter
Or maybe what YHWH has to offer is infinitely superior to Earthly pleasure and you just want to watch the world burn.
TheReturnedLordLucifer
And maybe that's all coming from a liar. Even in that wankers book he shows off how much of a genocidal cunt he is.
ViperFangsRock
cleverly said! actually; but I posit that everyone is willing to go to Hell, but not willing to go to Heaven.
TheSpindrifter
Everyone deserves hell, but sadly not everyone wants to be rescued from that fate.
ViperFangsRock
to understand the bible teaches Hell is not infinitely long, only destruction forever, enables one to desire Heaven, not just avoid Hell.
animatic
What
animatic
Is this why tRump is going to beat Clinton?
jollilot
Satan is a good guy
TheSpindrifter
In his own mind
TheReturnedLordLucifer
Thank you. I get no love.
DumpsterSauce
You know why so many people go to hell?
skwint
Because they tarmac over natural beauty to make it equally ugly for everyone?
TheSpindrifter
If they didn't, natural erosion would be a severe problem. Clearly you have not dealt with Western soil and flash floods.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I think I'd go down there considering it looks like good daily cardio, the weather looks nice too.
noodleshoe
Imgur
DuncanSeven
You got to heaven for the scenery and hell for the company. More interesting people in hell.
MysticBummer
Mark Twain wrote: "It's heaven for climate, but it's hell for society"
doomladen
Bad satnav directions? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ1aD01W7jE
bachterman
satnav, az in satan navigator?
ihavetwosnakes
Downhill walks are easier.
splitleveledmaroon
Profound ma man. Profound.
DontYouJuanSomebodyToLove
I don't know, the walk down is always harder when I hike. Faster, but way harder.
animatic
True, something abut the muscles in our legs or feet.
Clamzy
Blackjack and hookers
DumpsterSauce
There's only a stairway to heaven, but there's a highway to hell
PopatoMc
HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!
bovanshi
And here I thought it was because hell is wheelchair accessible..
SaltheartFoamfollower
ivFusion
and you have to buy your stairway to heaven
eetsumkaus
it's probably because all their friends are gonna be there too
ForTheGloryOfSatanOC
lilmisskilljoy
Username checks out
TheRealActualLucifer
Appreciate it
unexpectedloneliness
Where is this, i think i want to go...
Sherl0ck
Outdoor.. Do you still wanna go?!
supergreenpasta
"Honey, get my roller blades!"
notBobMarley
don't worry, getting to hell is easy. remember there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven
captainmannster
They actually have an elevator that takes u from the bottom of the cavern to the top in a couple of minutes. Pretty neat
TheReturnedLordLucifer
Hell. It's right there in the title.
bolens1112
... to hell.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Buckle up. It's a wild ride.
GoodGuyRK
Been there, yes you want to go!
dalescherrypie
I think a lot of people in wheelchairs want to go...
TheRealActualLucifer
Hell, my good man
OdysseusLost
If you're ever in Alabama check out Cathedral Caverns. Really cool
thatcrippledguy
Georgia
SunsetCassparilla
Carlsbad Caverns National Park in New Mexico
poonanitsunami
.
spungee
"Carlsberg Caverns! Wohoo" -Homer
QueefMuncher
How do you pro ounce that?
redneckonacomputer
ˈthat or thət simple really.
WalmartCop
New Mexico? Looked like something from Europe with all the curves
blazer232
what did Carl do?
TheSpindrifter
He wouldn't stay in the house
TheFrostyLad
He's bad.
LurkurNoLongur
Where's the guy with the username 'Carlisbad' when you need him to sing 'Bad' by MJ when you need him :c
Picturesofmyjourneys
Well, he kills people and eats their hands. That's two things.
eliasstrale
Caaaaaaarl
rinrinrinny
It is SO COOL. One of the coolest things I've done. Once you get all the way down there's an elevator up. There's also cool tours into
wesski84
Unless the elevator is broken. Went a few months ago, they said it might be fixed by july.
Justineer
I seriously want to live in those caves. I'm not exaggerating. But I know it's a pipe dream...
rinrinrinny
Closed off parts of the caverns.
unexpectedloneliness
To New Mexico i go...
TheSpindrifter
I cleared this off my bucket list last year, along with Roswell: not quite as pretty as Lurray, but far more massive. Now for Letchughia!
skelefun
I live in New Mexico. If you do come to check it out, I would also stop at white sands.
unexpectedloneliness
Well i'm in Scotland, so this might have to wait a while...
whatdoestheinternetthink
It's really cool to go in the evening too. Tons of bats will fly out.
EinsteinsFitAsAFiddle
The inside of the caves are awesome too. Huge formations in the main room and also tours available for smaller/deeper side rooms
chicmagnetwampa1
If you ever make it to the caverns be sure to check out Lincoln National Forrest and Sitting Bull Falls, they are also near Carlsbad
InappropriateAbeLincoln
Sitting Bull Falls! Holy smokes! I remember driving that dirt road out there decades ago. Such a peaceful place.
OneToughMama
Wait till fall to visit. Too hot now.
NightOfTheLivingKells
Carlsbad Caverns?
FaceBookAI
It's actually called FeelsBad Caverns. However, I understand your mistake. It's quite common
thesageape
More like Carsbad at basketball!
CheesecakeSocks
No ramp to hell
pixarpizza
Just a highway?
o11c
I threw up there!
m4uboy
i was riding on my dad's shoulders in carlsbad caverns and he decided to lean way over the railing of the bottomless pit. thanks, dad
shirleyoucantbeserious
I'm a couple hours away in Ruidoso. Can't wait to take my kids so they can't experience "the ramp to hell". XD
ahotpotato
Went there back in 2005, my first cross country road trip. I absolutely loved Carlsbad. We hung around and waited for the bats to come out.
MrRandom314159
I think Carl's Caverns are good.
Misora
Went there a couple of years ago. Sadly my sis twisted her knee right before so we had to take the elevator not the walk like I planned. :(
BouncingSphinx
That sucks. The walk is definitely worth it, a lot more cave to see on the way down
FuturamaIsAlwaysRelevant
One of the coolest places I've ever been. Also I didn't go during bat season
CaptainMiffles
huh, i thought it was the entrance to the Jameos el Agua on Lanzarote (went there during a holiday with my dad and IIRC it looks like this)
CaptainMiffles
I was incorrect, not only does it not look like that, but it was the wrong place. Cueva de Los Verdes.
CaptainMiffles
http://c8.alamy.com/comp/DR65K9/entrance-to-the-cave-cueva-de-los-verdes-lanzarote-canary-islands-DR65K9.jpg can you see how i thought that?
NeverWithoutMyMoleskinePocketNotebook
Such a cool place. I've been there a couple times
Pieala
I'm 64 and remember going there as a pre-schooler, and many times since. Was amazed at elevators/vendors underground last time I went.
razza353
I'm dying to see what it looks like looking down from another angle haha. To Google!
aj8321
Yep, I was there a few years ago. The bats come out of the cave at about sun down. Pretty cool place.
ihatewarmpickles
~~the bats come out at night, the bats come out at night~~
Radis
Then it's the not-so-secret entrance to the Batcave
elduquedelaspasas
But, like regular bats or...
Musicphile67
That experience was one of the most peaceful, lovely, beautiful things.
MamaKin
Watching the bats come back in the morning is more awesome! And, the cave swallows go out for the day.!!
Jellylorum
They didn't come out when I was there (or very few of them) very jeal!
twofishtails
Sometimes the bat show backfires: https://twitter.com/jamesbickert/status/572776913321639937
iseymour47
That's what I thought.
eatyourchildren
yas
elgatolocos
Yes
MamaKin
Yes, I live nearby. It's a wonderful place.
Elminst
Like Tahiti?
MamaKin
?
Elminst
It's an Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. reference. though I slightly misquoted. "Tahiti, It's a magical place" - Coulson
MamaKin
I wouldn't have gotten the reference anyhow, sorry to say.
Nanaashi
Pretty sure. I grew up right around there.
andrewtater
Nope. Hell has Rascal Ramps...
Shrekhead
I thought it looked familiar!
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
Carlsbad Caverns indeed. Been there, gone down there, failed to encounter Mr D, though (would've been pleased to meet him).
JustTheFactsMan
Ran into the devil, he loaned me twenty bills...
iSatan
Well hello there
WhatANut23
Hope you'd guess his name
nattyd20
Yup
DanteHicks79
Indeed
BovineLeader
yep yes sir!
FallopianTuba
Yes! I went there about a year ago. Cool place.
justorderalargefarva
That's what I said too!
twofishtails
As opposed to Carl's Good Cavern.
IAMCARL
You can visit if you'd like
nickdillinger
GOOD CAVERN, CORAL
twofishtails
Who's a good cavern, Carl? You are! Yes, you are!
WontRememberItAnyway
Dad joke. made me chuckle.
animatic
I will never own enough bars to name them all the names I find our think of: Carl's Good Tavern. Carl's Bad Tavern. so little time and money
hearthewind
Dad?
isavedlatin2x
LonestarFinest
Yes, indeed! I live in El Paso, TX and it takes about two hours to Carlsbad Caverns, been there a couple times, I went there last weekend.
sphincubus
I'll have to go to Texas now
RaginWalt
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Osper
I've been there. I asked if there were any kobolds and the guide gave me a dirty look and spat a, "no." at me.
JustTheFactsMan
They lie. I've been to the non-public parts of that cavern and it's lousy with kobolds.
YoshReyez
Definitely orcs tho.
thePawnMower
You'd be even more disappointed if you were to go to Goblin Valley. :/ (so. Utah)
spiderqueendemon
At the Luray Caverns, if you ask about kobolds, they'll say "nah, we clean 'em out for the XP every morning."
DukeDarkwood
Now THAT is how you answer those kinds of questions.
raptordirt
Freaking love that place. Love about an hours drive away
YelloowMonster
Super cool! I spent 4 weeks in Roswell and managed to make it to the Caverns one weekend
TheSpindrifter
I saw "love" and thought "Lovington?"
shirleyoucantbeserious
Heeey, I'm in Ruidoso!!
BoJoTo
Not sure of distance anymore, but i grew up in Hobbs. Moved when I was 10. Where you from?
BouncingSphinx
I'm living over in Seminole, TX now myself, often in Hobbs
BoJoTo
you had me so lost. i was trying to figure out how your response fit in with anything. had to reach back 23 months! nice job!
BouncingSphinx
Haha mission accomplished!
BndrBndngRdrgz
Small world! I lived in Hobbs for a while. Still have some family there.
BoJoTo
Definitely small world there. I think most of my family moved down to Artesia, or up north in Tatum.
fenrir18
I LIVE in Carlsbad lol. I've been to the caverns so much.
TheHoleStretcher3000
:( I live in hobbs.
ReznorsApostle
Saw this picture and immediately recalled a 28 year old memory of my dad walking down this while I was on his shoulders
imugurian
Right same here??
Kitsune9Tail
Yes, this is Carlsbad Cavern ????
Clydefrogger
Are we the same person?! Seriously this just freaked me the fuck out.
jeromygride
Pentagonal coin of course
Insomnia297
Hit your head whenever he took a step?
razorsbk
How did you come back ?
newworldtraveller
They have wifi in Hell
ReznorsApostle
Don't remember that. Hmm, implanted memories, remember it wholesale
thefuzziestnipplesever
Once you reach the bottom you climb up/down Satan to reach the surface again. Just try not to look at his junk too much.
MrFireworks
Sick reference bro.
somboung
hes still in there even now
ReznorsApostle
Sucks here, wifi is crap
iSatan
Hey bullshit. I have a 1Gbps line for all the levels!
sendspoons
Same thing. Dad lost footing and fell on knees so he wouldn't drop me. He shattered his knee cap.
newworldtraveller
That's savage
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Oh my goodness. What a guy
sendspoons
Yeah he is.
bepadapbadabop
Meanwhile my dad was walking around our neighbor hood and tried to pick something up and I slid off and bashed my forehead. I was 3.
ReacH8001
Am i going to hell for laughing at this?
bepadapbadabop
Not at all. I still mess with him about it because I remember my teacher asking weird questions. They were wondering if they should call
PuppysGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
I remember seeing a parent at a waterfall on a hiking trail slip on a rock and use their kid to break their fall ;(
ReacH8001
Did it diededed?
PuppysGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
Was fine, cried tho