Popcorn time
When anyone asks the date today
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My turkey watching me violently fist apples, onions, lemons, and herbs into it
MRW I look outside on April 9th and it’s fuckin’ snowing
When I wake up and realize it’s 4/20/20
Didn’t realize the dunk contest was in Flavortown, OH
Watching silver prices like
Me, looking in my fridge rn
Massive amounts of fake internet points, you say?
Posting for no reason in particular
Ohio just added Ohio to the list of states we should avoid...
When I go to Target with my wife
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Day 1,372 without sex: saw a tree on my walk today that can absolutely get it
Overly dramatic assholes of all ages right now
And what killed Norm Macdonald?
Me, watching the first 10 minutes of The Suicide Squad
MRW seeing WHO recommend restrictions on alcohol sales
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Every overly dramatic boomer right now
Possibly my favorite Imgur post ever. Blatantly reposting to keep it alive.
When your edible kicks in and Hubert Cumberdale hands you a rusty spoon.
Didn't realize tonight's game was being played in Flavortown
Nitz! Nitz! Nitz! Nitz!
I did a thing.
Americans after listening to Jon Stewart fuck up Congress today
And I don't understand why there's so much love for him. I think it would've been a better series without him.
pappa
11th favorite was the notorious Edward Macaroni Fork post but it won’t allow me to share so here’s this.
:)
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MRW I finally bite the bullet and take a laxative
Trying to get back in shape
ignore
Any love for Abby the Spoon Lady?
Use this for fun insults, you white trash fuck biscuits.
[adult swim]
Michigan fans getting the news
When everyone's trying to pass out but someone mentions going on a Wendy's frosty and french fry run
OC
Me, at work listening to music, trying to make it to 4:00
Pause timing
When my 4 year old sees me eating anything at any time
MRW my coworkers say Mr Bean isn't funny
Her: So you're saying your jaggoff arm is stronger than the other? Prove it. Me:
Lakers/Kobe fans opinions of LeBron June 30,2018 - July 1, 2018
Lakers/Kobe fans that have talked shit on LeBron for 15 years
MRW my 3 year old says why for the eighth time in a row and I'm trying to keep my cool but what I really need is some adult interaction.
Her: So you're saying your jaggoff arm is stronger than the other? Prove it. Me:
What day is it?
As a Cavs fan RN
When I'm tossing cookies in the bathroom and someone else joins the party
Here's a piece of fucking string. Your move.