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diaperdon
Nov 28, 2020 7:11 AM
JeffGoldblumsLeftNut
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diaperdon
SoppyName
Alan!
orixandcrak
Yeah, he failed standing up class
Ghlargh
I understood that reference, if only he'd fall and crush his face like in that clip...
Datsinginguy
#diaperdon. Don’t forget the hashtag so he knows it’s trending.
AxellTheDragon
sevendragonsandababy
Where's that curb-stomping Pixar lamp when you need it?
pufflecakes
ReturnOfActionCheese
#diaperdon
ManateemSix
Make America Continent Again
MajorPoopyPants
I am not related to this man. Just putting that out there.
JustSomePersonThere
Name checks out. Like, way out.
ThatsProbablyInMyBag
This reminds of when my child would waddle up to me and say, "daddy poopoo"
HaveIgotyourhecklesup
I want who ever made the farting televangelist videos to make one with diaperdon.
MissWhiteRabbit
No wonder Melania always makes that face. She smells it.
orbitn
nah her face stuck like that because she had to keep squinting to see his dick
nopost
lenomdeplume
I don’t understand how she could be a model for anything except laxatives.
Vaziera
How in the hell does she stay with him. I know it's not love!?
Cayowin
Money. Dont think she is a nice girl next door trapped in a shitty marriage. She is one of them - by choice. I dont care, do you?
nemesisx00
So she stays with him for one of the many things he doesn't have?
nopost
VinnyVeritas
Yes, he DID shit his pants. And all over America - and our partners around the world. Our country will be paying the price for many years
lenomdeplume
If only Twitter weren’t a national security threat. /s
TheSecondPiewackit
Funny how quickly his rhetoric increased when something that (stupidly) would destroy his entire image gets released.
Ventx
This comment is now a Defcon Alpha threat. Bake him away, toys.
veryreasonablecat
Suppressed chuckle*.. thanks for the ab ache trying to hold that in.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Mcknizzle
Ew he’s getting poop all over America
Santorrr
Thanks, I hate it.
DarkerSavant
Wow.
iHateNicolasCage
TawdryArt
Nicolas Cage movies are my guilty pleasure.
Cilvaa
imyourrealdad
That’s definitely diaper Don’s poop face.
nightripper
Mom I Puma pants!
Legaeldan
He's doing a pizza when he should've French fried
BeachJustice2000
I saw this comment just as I was closing the app, had to open it back up to upvote
HillCountryRambler
Why the fuck is he standing like that? What's wrong with him?
OnceDerped
Are you asking in general or just about his posture? There is a character limit so you may want to narrow that down to day month year hour
HillCountryRambler
You're very right. Let me amend my question. What the fuck is wrong with him in this picture? Why is he standing that way?
Slimtastik
What a fuck-wit
eigeress
Eric must get very tired changing him 4 tantrum times a day.
Ventx
This comment randomly made me realize we may get some interesting photos of the setup of a few bathrooms with 80" tvs in the coming months.
eigeress
:') and ew. +1
TheJmaN33
MapleDragoon
Bootylicious
JustSomePersonThere
Diaperlicious is more like it. Also, FU for making me type out that word lol
MagicOrpheus310
Ol mate in the background haha
BingusAndTheWeebs
My now deceased Grandma lost control of her bowels the last 8 years of her life. I still believe it began her negative spiral downwards...
scissorfella
Oh damn, I'm in my 20s and it happens semi regularly. Crohns life.
BingusAndTheWeebs
I cant imagine anything more embarrassing and demoralizing.
ThatRaccoonGuy
I wear them and I do fine. I'm sorry so many people find it so humiliating.
cre8majic
maybe it depends on whether or not you can still clean yourself up or need someone to do all of your toileting hygiene too
FlemReid
#DiaperDon
SethCronyn
His gait and posture is truly horrifying.
ALovelyTime
He stands like the front half of a centaur
Lassannn
Noel casler says he wears a hard plastic girdle which forces him to stand like that and turn weirdly.
hardlyfatal
https://www.ibtimes.sg/trump-often-soiled-his-pants-apprentice-show-wore-diapers-claims-comedian-noel-casler-53721
ThatRaccoonGuy
Well he's nearly-dead-years-old.
DarkBlueB
I could settle for just his gait and posture being horrifying.
TheVampireDante
My old boss walked/stood the same way, he was in his 80's and yep, he shit himself a lot as well. He was an asshole personality wise too...
Jusmar
Which cabinet position and how many months?
amoeba15
Communications and 10 days?
zagibu
The best posture. There hasn't been a better posture ever. Everyone says so.
therealalansmithee
“ I have the best posture the likes of which has never been seen before”
blindtrucker
"I have the best posture of all Presidents in history. Look it up."
waudey912
Google frontotemporal dementia posture.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
So it is not scoliosis?
iforgotwhat8was4
so i googled and the first entry was a picture of trump...he’d melt down if he knew.
covfefetarian
Frontotemportal dementia *
waudey912
Well spotted apologies for the typo
LoveTriscuit
Is this a real picture or photoshopped? Please tell me it’s real.
FuriousBakedPotato
... What's with the weird leg pose?
thesmelge
He's never managed to adapt to 2 legged walking after having the centaur back half surgically removed.
Dazzledent
I reckon he’s got a draggy left leg. Probably stroke related.
FuriousBakedPotato
Also, i noticed how he's always sticking his butt out when he's standing. Could it be stroke related too?
xj4low
That is just to appear less fat from the front.
OnceDerped
Shoe lifts throw off his balance
cre8majic
or dementia posture
anon1869
Did he poop himself? Why do you say it aged well?
JeffGoldblumsLeftNut
Because this is an old(ish) meme and now people are saying he wears diapers
ThatRaccoonGuy
He poops his diaper a lot
Inarticulated
He's been pooping his pants for at least a decade now
OnlyBones
Apparently he did on the Celebrity Apprentice once.
GCRust
Aren't there testimonies from people who have been on the Apprentice that whole takes have been scrapped because Donnie had an "accident"?
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Yes
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
I think those have been debunked, though. Still, its interesting that he is such an ass that this could have been true
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
Downvoted? Okay then.
86yourhopes
Theses a video of him shitting himself in the oval office on youtube. And many more people have come out with stories lately too.
JustSomePersonThere
I too would love to see a link.
covfefetarian
Link?
ThrowTheAccountAway
That comment is the equivalent of maggats commenting on foxnews with "crazy biden videos", interesting to see the antitrump version of that.
JeffGoldblumsLeftNut
just look under imgur for the diaperdon tag, there are several with videos and interviews
Goomba92
And if he was a regular, functioning adult he'd just say "guys I'm almost 80. Bladder control is an issue" that'd be that, but him and 1/
JustSomePersonThere
How bitterly ironic. A real man would say “yeah, I’m old and that’s what happens when you’re old so what?” but he’s the farthest thing from
Goomba92
His followers are so juiced up on false masculinity that they'd rather die than admit that he has a single flaw. Even when we all see it.
OnePanMan
I can’t keep up with the Internet. What triggered the hashtag? Or is it literally just cos he’s a fucking baby
AlaskanX
He was using that tiny table they use for signing things with a bunch of ppl, looked ridiculous, & tiny table = children’s table = DiaperDon
AlaskanX
the tiny table exists so they can cram a bunch of ppl around it for pictures, but he was all alone in the huge room
OnePanMan
Wouldn’t it be nice if there was a website that just TLDR’d everything? Guess that’s pretty fucking lazy of me
thisislikechoosingaderbyname
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/k20g46/whats_up_with_diaperdon_on_twitter/
MrNikko
If you know how to navigate Reddit there’s one called outoftheloop that can help you. They love catching curious people up on these things
ThatRaccoonGuy
As a full time diaper wearer, I am speaking from experience when I tell you that Trump DOES wear diapers, and they are frequently soiled.
Whodimi
These comments are wild. So many upvotes to give.
BHPaperstacks
As someone who takes care of the elderly in memory care and assisted living.... Big time poopy pants
NOTaRussianBot
How can you tell?
aLilBlindKid
Underwear is not that lumpy.
orbitn
maybe he's just wearing his gym shorts under his pants because he's not secure enough to change in the locker room.
PballQhead
As someone who's been mocking #diaperdon for ages, it's only because it's Trump. Having to wear briefs isn't intrinsically bad and I hope >
PballQhead
you don't find it personally insulting...and if you do I am truly sorry, but Wee Baby Donny gets way too offended to ever make me stop.
JiffyDealer
Lol, actually full of shit most of the time
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
Incontinent as well as incompetent - who’d have thought?
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Inconticompetent
PAPASQUATT
Does the username check out here?
semajretrac
He's a f'n POLITICIAN! That should go without saying! ffs!
LightStriker
Since the 90s apparently.
kadaeux
Trumps diapers are in fact so heavily soiled they leak down Rudy Guliani's face during press events,
PballQhead
Well, I *was* about to eat breakfast. THANKS
MundoCani
As funny as this is, I am currently eating and am now no longer hungry.
ObscureReferencing
Srsly, I've been eating several time while the news turned to this Guilani story, and it turned my stomach more than gory TV
SheffieldLurker
Oh no
manolakis88
After all the ass kissing Rudy does, this is not a surprise.
NoticeMiSendPie
As a former sex shop employee, I automatically assume your diaper wearing is a fetish thing.
ThatRaccoonGuy
What if I told you it's like 50/50 kink and actual needs?
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
StonesOnTheHill
Well, that seems like a very economically sensible way to get your bits tingly then.
storebrandproductmascot
I'd be confused.
SkunkMom
My friend does that. Kink + Ambulance worker who doesn't always have the luxury of a bathroom.
barbarian818
Then you have my respect for turning a physical need into something positive.
SuharuStormrage
Is it because you put a lot of stuff in your ass at some point that you shouldn't have put in there?
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
Then it's only fortunate that you have actual needs for your kink!
Emperorofman
Id say theyre full of shit
IWasACatAllAlong
Then it's not a kink at all.
UncleMeaty
It's win-win!
NoticeMiSendPie
I'd say do whatever makes you happy, so long as you're not hurting yourself or anyone else.
HarrisonWellsC139
Well you can hurt yourself and others if you both consent.
AuntieCoddswaddle
Maybe harm is a more accurate word. Consensual hurt isn’t necessarily harmful if done with care and consideration.
ThatRaccoonGuy
Right? That's all any of us ask for, internet friend. Should just be common sense.
DesireeOnze
Sadly common sense is not so common
itotallyagreewithwhatyousaid
This is the way
LurkerOfDarkness
Of the Mandalor
JustTryingToHelpDude
This should have been the one and only commandment written in stone.
agonarch
It was on the other tablet.
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
What if I asked if a raccoon had anything to do with it?
QuickGoogleSearch
Think that's a little too personal of a question, no?
assmaster4000
A quick Google search seems to show that it is
ColdestOne
Not only practical, also pleasurable.
shorey66
Well. I mean it's not my thing but you do you bud.
ThisIsRadioNowhere
OmniXBro
While Trump can definitely fuck himself with a cactus due to his words and actions, isn't medical issues a bit of a low blow?
86yourhopes
Nah cause his is self inflicted from drug use.
Eggy1632
I understand where you're coming from. Wanting to be positive and the bigger person. But some people just dont deserve that kindness
PballQhead
1. He brought this on himself, Adderall abuse causes diarrhea (plus nonstop fast food) and 2. In his and his supporters' eyes it's "weak" >
PballQhead
and "unmanly", I mean look at how absolutely bugshit insane he's going over #diaperdon. That, and I've never claimed to be a high-road type.
shartedatmysonsgraduation
I want to upvote ur kindness and compassion. I also want to down vote to indicate “he started it”. I did neither. Good guy op:)
bikeytom
He's in the most powerful job in the world and dumping on everyone from that height. If mocking him makes people feel better then carry on.
ManateemSix
Sadly, President Shithispants being proven to be incontinent is likely to be the thing that wakes up the cult, because that's "weak"
talldrink413
His diaper need is result from years of speed and cocaine use apparently to treat his bone spurs.
DiscoTurtle87
This. His diapers are not because of naturally occurring conditions but HEAVY drug use. He's had diapers since the 90s/early 2000s.
OmniXBro
My gramma had to wear diapers for the last few years of her life. Pretty common among the elderly too, I've heard.
mydogisbetterthanyourdog
And that’s fine. Nothing wrong with needing them. There’s something wrong with using your power to hurt millions of humans and then acting
mydogisbetterthanyourdog
2/ like you are God’s gift to humanity and infallible. You don’t punch down on a joke, but you can punch up.
rainevasquez
No. The answer is no.
ArtfullySane
No. There is no blow low enough for this human shit stain. His lies almost killed my mother.
Kargathia
Never ridicule the powerless. That makes him fair game.
Kordj
I agree. While there's probably no one on the plantet who's feelings I care less about than Trumps, there are probably good people on 1/2
Kordj
Here reading this stuff made to feel pretty shit about having to wear diaper themselves
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Nothing wrong with wearing a diaper but I imagine he would have little hesitation in making fun of those who do. But his stance is silly
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
I appreciate that. But I also hope they can distance themselves from a psychopathic narcissist who has harmed and ruined millions of ppl
ScorBun
I mean, the guy mocked a reporter with a disability at a rally during the lead up to the 2016 election. So no, it's fair game at this point.
ThrowItOnTheFloor
Ahh, so you're aspiring to be like Trump? Got it
bikeytom
My take: the man has screwed so many people by now that if mocking him makes any of those people feel a bit better, then carry on.
ThrowItOnTheFloor
I sympathize fully with that; it's the aspect being mocked that bothers me
saxon2060
Isn't there enough to insult about a self confessed sex-offenser and serial failure without stopping to his level? It wouldn't be cool to >>
saxon2060
*offender
saxon2060
be racist to somebody just because they were an awful racist. Tit for tat is kinda juvenile. Be better than him, it's not difficult.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
There is enough but he’s a petty, vindictive person who has harmed a number of people beyond counting. He gets it all and deserves it.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
I’m very rarely going to say “this guy deserves all the hate and bile we can give” but he’s genuinely evil. He has broken us.
PballQhead
He's utterly obsessed with his image as a healthy, fit, virile paragon of Masculinity. Calling him out for being an obese, bald, weak >
georgejimmydoodle
Yeah. He's cultivated an image of himself as a cross between Ares and Adonis, so puncturing that with these truths is important.
PballQhead
pants-shitting, completely physically unredeeming barely-human is an extremely effective personal & psychological attack. Which he deserves.