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Jul 2, 2023 1:47 AM
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nangke
Lately I fantasize about being a billionaire who could totally afford to buy Twitter off Elon for what he put up, but I'd lowball him somewhere in the low hundreds of millions. I'd say, "I'm not actually interested in running Twitter. The brand's so tarnished, I just want to put it to bed and pay off the related debts that you've been racking up for god knows why."
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
I lost any respect the moment he started cashing in on blatant market manipulation via social media.
Jaqdakloun
I don't think about him at all
1chesshiretuna3000
I concur...
Noodlesocks
That line about Elon in Star Trek Discovery has not aged well.. Much like the show mind you.
mastabates72
smellingfartsmakesyoulivelonger
chbarts
Elon has never been an actual engineer.
Alkuam2
MindOverMatt
When you think about it the pack leds would be Trump supporters but then if you think about it some more you realize the pack led are smarter than that they just playe dumber than they actually are which is well known in the newer animated series and the lore and books.
Svartsinn
2010 Maybe this SpaceX thing is cool even for a robber baron turned philanthropist. 2018 lmao he accused a rescue diver of being a pedophile because they vetoed his dumbass untested submersible rescue plan. 2022 "I will abide by the results of this poll" still waiting on that.
DisgruntledFerret
Even now, I see a lot of people being like "this is all part of his plan", and it's like... no, he's lost too much. He's genuinely an idiot.
trinxter
Elonics.
HashMaster9k
Whenever I see that Ol' Musky opens his big fat mouth:
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BeardedWonder82
MisuseOfLiterally
That is so fucking accurate
CrisprCAS
He looks for things to make Twitter go!
GooteMoo
Does he have a big enough helmet for that?
CasualMemeLord
And I read that in pakled fashion too.
RunawaySpoons
Go down the toilet, yeah
wurth
Go profitable... right?
graehall
I made this 8 months ago but today it really came into its own, it's getting used all over twitter
metalrulercid
Content limits!
MrWolfwood
cyno01
Heh, i made this also 8 months ago when he was ordering Tesla engineers to work on Twitter.
RoyalWithChz
This is fucking gold.
mmontour
yoink
melmboundanddown
For real? I saw this all over twitter today before I reached my limit. Good work.
graehall
For real reals, it's nuts how far it's taken off, like this https://twitter.com/ChrisO_wiki/status/1675206977243185154
KamikazeGerbil101
ShimmerinStrider
How big do you think his ego would have been if he actually got willing people to die on Mars for him/In his name?
datphone777365
he has em. ego and wanderlust is a helluva drug.
wazeewa
The fact of the matter is he's ALWAYS been a fucking moron.
HashMaster9k
Zincee
The Paklads, at the very least, were smart enough to trick the Enterprise crew. Musk couldn't even fool his own reflection.
JasonMaggini
Best he could do is convince a bunch of dimwit dudebros that he's their alpha.
alexcoldt
This actually makes a lot of sense, because the Pakled aren't actually stupid. The stupidity is an evolved hunting mechanism so they appear dim witted to their intended prey. They're not as smart as you, but they're just smart enough to know how to ruin your existence. Unless you thinking Elon Musk is a good dude, then they're much smarter than you.
HashMaster9k
ParaBellumOutfitters
like subsaharan persistence hunters they'll endure just longer than your last brain cell then walk up and give you the bonk.
WolfRamX4
Saddest thing about the whole thing is that all he had to do was keep his mouth shut... But nope, had to be the center of attention. And with the spotlights it's radiantly apparent just how much of a fucking imbecile he actually is.
HashMaster9k
DrR5
c64masterrace
Why are you insulting Quark like this?
MaybeFuckYourself
Quark did have a weird code of honor and morality that came through on a few occasions
HashMaster9k
Quark rn:
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yoseiwind
Should have been Brunt, f.c.a.
Freeasabird2015
Oh god no! dont ruin Brunt for me!
MaybeFuckYourself
Brunt ruined himself, then became a kiss ass for Grand Nagus Rom
Elnauriel
And Grand Nagus. oh wait! ACTING Grand Nagus!
Enderstotle
*can relate*
HashMaster9k
Enderstotle
iMcFly
HashMaster9k
Enderstotle
deliberateingestioncankill
All I know is this is a star trek reference. Otherwise full on wooosh
Ryanator50
first pic: Smart and good. Next Picture: smart but selfish. Third picture: moron who was given control of a spaceship.
somnif
1) Brilliant inventor and visionary. 2) Slimy, but brilliant, salesman. 3) Complete moron who only succeeds because others fall for his act
SubsyServy
First one is the eccentric physicist Zefram Cochrane inventor of the warp-drive engine in the year 2063. Second is a Ferengi, who's civilization was built on free enterprise, where earning profit was the sole meaningful goal in life, superseding all other endeavors. Third one is a Pakled; One of the most notable aspects of Pakled is their low intelligence. They are often regarded as one of the least intelligent species in the galaxy.
DatDarthCaedus
The Pakled also steal a bunch of stuff and cobble it together into a barely functioning pile, then use it to blackmail others to steal more stuff.
ballisticks
They're actually a decent threat in Lower Decks, until they blow up their own planet.
DatDarthCaedus
... and Elon is currently a decent thread, but blowing up his own social network (Twitter)... hmm
film888master9
I love Star Wars memes
Comet260
Star Wars is fantasy, not science fiction. Duel me.
MBTerrorKitten
No duh.
ProphetofEntropy
space fantasy.
iRememberLOLcats
Science Fantasy. Like WH40k
Maccabi
Maccabi
Comet260
Indeed.
HashMaster9k
iMcFly
ReelPoop
twitter used to save lives
idiotsonfire
HAHAHAHAAHA NO IT FUCKEN DIDNT
HalapenoPepper
While it has always had issues, it spent a lot of time being the cutting edge for news stories where official channels were either slow to report, biased, or actively engaging in suppression of the truth and was an invaluable tool for activism all over the world. That's all gone to shit though
idiotsonfire
That's a far cry from it actually saving lives though. That's a massively exaggerated claim by that user that requires some pretty extraordinary evidence.
sirava
And that's why people like the Saudis were willing to give Elon money to screw it up.
rsmgod287
How’d he screw it up? I’m curious. I don’t use Twitter
idiotsonfire
Read the fucking news.
koops
Bought it, fired all the engineers that ran important parts. Banned a large number of users (ie journalists) blue tick=money
WarlockSniper
Also, outright bigotry, hate-speech and death threats such as "Hang the left" as a username, saying all transgender people should be executed and that Jan 6 was a legit protest, not to mention all the covid and vaccine disinformation no longer gets moderated.
DrClaww
Ironic enough, I actually believed at one time that Elon was transgender in the first place, I thought he was FTM