This has to be an SCP

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20

5050

Apparently a fetus is a person until it costs money.

645

99

9437

My little guy has crossed over.

98

8

4261

It's Ham Time

2

1

234

Glory to the Hams

-4

1

152

The full and visible strife of this dreadful war.

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80564

Behold, a sentient loaf of bread.

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2

705