Jan 11, 2019 4:47 PM
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kungfufil
It's almost as if it was a planned advertisement campaign.
Skynet2xx
South park recently did an episode where ads become human, they definitely got that right.
Mithi
"Does she know she is an ad?"
imgurhunk
v
steikewaffel
grown man haven't learned how to drink from a bottle...
He’s doing the Marco Rubio
jolietjane
Fiji paid for product placement, and the public made it a meme exactly as they wanted.
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
You mean the company owning the trademark? ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_Water )
Imadudefromokc
Hope she getting paid to stand there
Robskiwarrior
She looks very board...
Disclaimered
Good point, you think she will? Unless she signed a contract that even stores that sell Fiji water can use her image and likeliness.
BeExcellent
CTreaty
What happened?
Sergio1d
I don't get it..
tigersRcool
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c36bbf9e4b045f67688bb82/amp
Thank you.
BlackHatMario
overpriced water for rich / wannabes , needs gallons of gas to be transported around the world. *shame* *shame*
deafmute
I occasionally buy it at work. It's usually all that regularly stocked in the cafe coolers.
flamingflamingo
uh. what's going on? what am I missing?
Jakethesnake357
I too, am out of the loop on this one.
iamthisguy247
Yup or it was a smart targeted ad campaign, designed to look natural.
wowbaggerthethird
well, kudos for the smart part. Guy you came up with it deserves a raise.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Girl
Efreeti
HOW DID IT LOOK NATURAL?
Natural in the sense that we made it a meme, not that they planned it that way. Like she wasn’t instructed to photobomb everyone.
bluefawks
It was designed for foolish people to think it was natural.
ThailandExpress
Do you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?
jumbosmooth
Fiji is definitely getting their money’s worth outta that model.
Roehcai
Kinda a bad/risky move on Fiji's part. It's possible celebs will get angry at being used for advertising without their consent (or pay).
darkladyvanstar
https://www.popsugar.co.uk/celebrity/Jamie-Lee-Curtis-Criticizes-Fiji-Water-Girl-Golden-Globes-45660262?utm_medium=redirect&utm_campaign=US:
randomshare
I bet someone already stole it
tortillaboy
timmy1968
Clever. Promote that employee..
itspronouncedimuhjer
I see what you did there
KPuff
Mission accomplished
Cilvaa
Her IG https://www.instagram.com/kellethcuthbert
narniasreal
What's this about?
zappbrannigan3000
Good Lord am I sick of this girl. And it’s only been a couple of days. She’s taken over the sidebar clickbait of the entire Internet.
NotTinyPancakes
Someone else needs to be in this shot for it to really work
Fonzcorp
"I don't get it." - my friend
foodandbooty
I’m with this persons friend
thegreatgatsB
https://imgur.com/HvGDOnl
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
That's because it's a viral marketing campaign made to look like an act of rebellion. These cutouts have been ready to go for weeks lol
LowlevelRebel
Explain?
jmpaten
And that, kids, is how your Aunt Robin become a viral sensation as a water girl.
PetriDishWasher
This deserves more upvotes
TimeFoDat
Was it? She's said in pretty much every interview the whole point was to be visible & pose any time she detected a camera nearby ...
Sprixxen
That's the future of advertising. Guerrilla marketing is becoming huge with the advent of mainstream "meme culture".
samtherat6
Say the same about Wendy’s and everybody loses their shit. Prime /r/fellowkids material.
Ryebread91
What’s the sauce behind it anyway?
lazysombrero
^this
Felderburg
No they haven't, the Golden Globes wasn't even a week ago. She was paid to stand and hold water, they're just capitalizing on it.
bella16885
If it was. She wasn't in on it. Some easy stalking of her social media will show you that.
AlexanderA
I still won't going to buy it, but I'm still going to up vote those post, is my act of rebellion, which you can read in my book for $9.99
FightOligarchy
I for one applaud good marketing.
DetectiveGaff
This is how marketing works yes
eastend666
My god, you're more cynical than me. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
GerberLegalTeam
That's not cynical and I honestly don't even think it's shady to do that.
Tondeldoos
That's not cynicism, that's marketing.
Selerox
As someone who's work in fields involving print, yeah, these were ready to go a long, long time ago.
Likewise!
Bartheda
I get the impression that the marketing jerks think we don't know how shameless this is.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Not gonna lie, they look pretty shit for something planned. The white border triggers my OCD hard
KnowerOfNothing
All part of the plan, it's a whole conspiracy to take over the water supply! /s
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
How does it look like rebellion?
QuiteADapperAsshole
I know the girl posed in pics but what rebellion happened?
Cereaza
The idea being that she was photobombing. When in reality, fiji paid for her to be there.
JustDontCare
I see. That makes sense. I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about. But this makes sense. (Goes back under his rock)
So, not an ounce of rebellion. ?
Exactly.
DarthHypno
And all the photos of her. Are credited to Fiji as in they took the damn photos
Ah, I didn't know that bit. Too obvious now.
TheodoreBuckland
Out of the loop guy reporting in, and requesting assistance.
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enterusernamehere25
wait... i saw that post its real? i thought it was photoshopd in.. wonder how much fiji paid them
mirria
They had a lot of liquidity.
sjs260563
fiji water girl photo bombed 2019 golden globes
vorodar
You mean "was deliberately put in the frame by the photographer" rather than "photo bombed".
Appel99
You obviously have a productive life, unlike the rest of us.
yelkcubnwahs
It's a meme
crazywowow
... and follow-up question : nudes?
michelleskala835772
Fiji woman photo bombs almost every photo at the Golden globe awards Google it
rikity
is it photobombed if nobody is taking pictures?
CaffeineManic
Fiji water girl (Kelleth Cuthbert) photo bombed all the stars getting photographed on Golden Globes red carpet. Big win for Fiji.
heywoodjabme
I suspect we will see her golden globes in the future.
LosPer
It was a planned campaign. Everything is for sale, always.
scissortail8
Big win for Kelleth.
MiracleWhoop
It was just advertisement, it was all an advertisement? I thought that was dead obvious?
DougForcett
Because literally everything is fake: https://www.businessinsider.com/fiji-water-girl-strategic-move-by-golden-globes-photographer-2019-1
I like how the article states that this was NOT planned by Fiji, but the photographer decided on the spot. Fiji simply directed the story.
BavarianGuy
Sure every photographer there wanted to shoot unsellable photos for fun...
HenceforthPotato
Was anyone so naive to think the girl "accidentally" photobombed 100's of photos ? Of course it was planned.
MostIndeedlySo
Meanwhile in Finland during the 2018 IAAF World U20 Championships the organizers encouraged people to not drink bottled water but to...
...enjoy the fresh, quite likely the most purest tap water in the world by giving each athlete their own refill bottle that they could...
...refill at the water stations for free.
GreenFox
Was this not immediately obvious to everyone?
Nakeela
Weren’t there a post earlier of some guy doing a troll and photoshopping her everywhere? I don’t know which to believe anymore
kylekindle7
So people watch that shit?
kaoticgirl
I only know about it thanks to to Imgur
khora
No, but the memes.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Woman paid to photobomb as an advertisement. OP posts additional advertisement for company, unsure if OP was paid or just a dupe.
CotterPyke
dupe
godskook
The reason this works is because there's a legitimate third category of people who genuinely think some things are clever.
Kallistocles
What a bunch of losers
Ekad
Well there are numerous posts about Fiji Water now and thousands of people are talking about it, so maybe it is clever?
SnowGameFighter
I think we have gotten to a point where we complain enough online about shit, becoming a part of the advertisement cycle. It is effective.
Dokkanvsoptc
Its been effective for years bud where da fuck were you
"There's no such thing as bad publicity"
thefreestyler
I have never even been close to considering buying Fiji water. Guess I'm not their demographic.
IMakeBooze
I went to Fiji and it’s everywhere. It’s also just plain filtered water.
VigorousButtstuff
They knew what they were doing. In point of fact, a few actors have come out pissed off that they were used to advertise the product.
Actors who have specifically avoided working with them as a sponsor were used as foreground fodder for their product.
LurkingDayly
GreenNotTheColor
WTT24
Can we not post this asshole's face on imgur? Thanks.
jojosburritoadvantages
How is he an asshole? Asking for a friend.
http://time.com/4701304/jontron-jon-jafari-steve-bonnell-immigration-race-youtube/
SirVonLongDong
What's wrong with Jon?
ImakeWine
53% of people in Fiji don't have access to clean water. Fiji water is their number one export. I never buy the stuff.
RxNoob
Am I the only one here who doesnt buy it because expensive?
WoefulWombat
I don't buy it because I have a tap in my house.
3timesaday1
Does it actually come from Fiji?
Such STUPID
I mean shiping water across the world in plastic bottles btw
Notcredibleyet
Maybe they should just drink their own water...
JHawke
They would probably love nothing more but no doubt someone just has to be able to say he has more unused 0's on his account instead.
Thanks Captain Bummer.
mrmetaldragon
Bula! Actual Fijian here...ensure you understand the entire problem in fiji and the context before comparing it to your privileged 1st world
Fiji water helps by providing jobs and revenue. In a resource poor country, you do what you gotta do.
majinbuxl
Thousands of great water sources around the world and we drink water from an island clear across the globe and in the middle of the pacific.
One word: Marketing.
mbHogmountain2017
And YOU might drink a wine from FRANCE why? PERSONAL F’KIN PREFERENCE!! Who the f’k are YOU to tell folks what they can & can’t drink??
SarcasticComment
/2 Also, no one is telling you what you can't drink, you dingus. But if you care to find a better alternative, try one closer than Fiji
What % of France lacks access to clean water. Conservatively, 12% of the population of Fiji lacks access to water, you fucking contrarian
Source from 2010 (!!!): https://www.npr.org/2010/12/01/131733493/A-Bottled-Water-Drama-In-Fiji
hisdudenesselduderino
Fucking debbie downer over here...
Everyfootisalegend
Yea, who would dare and pop corporations' ad bubbles? Fuck them people having to drink dirty pisswater, let us keep that shiny wonderworld!
Plus the bottles are square, but my cup holders are round.
koolerthanjinx
That's because they're burrito holders
GoliathSkittles
as someone who has to restock/face up drinks a lot, I wish more drinks were square.
IamTheBestAtDonutEating
Is it bad i just tighten the shit out of it then put it in upside down? They hand them out at work for free so i take 5 home a day.
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Upvote for awareness
how much ui wanna bet it's just the local tap water near the bottling plant
That sounds about right though.
MattHolmberg
https://thedollop.libsyn.com/356-the-resnicks-water-monsters that company is run by truly evil people. If you got a sec listen to this
Hobowithapurpose
Always upvote anything Dollop related.
princessdogface
Yes! Just listened to this. Blew my fucking mind. Love the Dollop!
RogerJones
This. Listened to it. I never knew.
itsthejacket
..
ApolloCread2
The dollop is awesome, this one made me so pissed off though
EnigmaV8
76% of facts on the Internet are made up on-the-fly.
89% actually
Probably true by the time you commented.
pronoun
How brave of you.
KillingTlme
According the water authority responsible for selling Fiji water to other countries.
Isometimesupvotereposts
Oof
CityYeti
Oh, wow, that sucks and very depressing
ThatPug
Well if the article is to be believed that's 12% of Fiji people *don't* have access to clean water, so still very bad but not 53% bad.
RedIronCrown
Well, 12% is way better than 53%.
Oh, I thought the other way around. That's good
12% of 912, 241 is still a lot of people without access to clean drinking water.
orionlpax
tastes like s#!t
UpvoteBuddyJesus
Also power is an issue. What water they have can be rationed. Many people have their own tanks if they can afford them.
OverpricedCrayon
I dont buy it because its dumb to buy water in a plastic bottle.
I don’t drink soda. I drink bottled water. Do you realize how incredibly STUPID your remark sounds to someone who wants convenience too?
Are you really that offended over what I said about a bottle of water? Woooow
Are you really that offended that I like to drink water from bottles? If not, then we’ve got no problem here!
madman604
You're buying a plastic bottle. The water is free.
The water is most definitely NOT FREE! There are machine & energy costs associated with pumping, testing, purifying, ANY bottled water.
Pr3ach3r
Unless the bottle is f`kin huge like 5-10 liters (x10-20 small bottles in water)?
I dont no matter the size, im trying to buy less plastic
SonofAngus
Its super bad for the enviroment too. All that fuel required to remove and ship just the water....
You are soft in the head. Grow the f’k up!!
Because Coke and Pepsi what? They move themselves? What about every other bottled beverage from champagne to beer? Aren’t those bad too?
minipancho94
I think the point is most places have local access to water and it doesn't need to be shipped, Unlike soda which is a commodity.
Soda is a MANUFACTURED product; as is bottled water. There are differences in their production costs but the distribution is the same
The US exports more water than Fiji ($-wise): https://atlas.media.mit.edu/en/visualize/tree_map/hs92/export/show/all/2201/2016/
toogoodtomiss
Thats why the bottles are s
gandraw
That just improves the calculation by 25%. Instead of by 100% if you got local water.
FriendlyNeighborhoodLoner
Square? Shit? S what?
That’s why the bottles ar
Seizethegap
MRW I'm the 53rd upvote
icedteabottle
It’s expensive too.
Wouldn’t buying Fijian water actually IMPROVE the wealth of Fijians & therefore enable them to afford clean water & the means to produce it?
Want to get back to us on how famously trickle down economics works?
Doesn’t “trickle down” work in your OWN household? My kids w/their weekly allowances for helping around the house would agree!
Sure, if you think the exploration of a cheap and underrepresented labor force is the measure of a good economy. Abuse that unskilled labor
But something tells me you aren't abusing your children to the extent of the rampant poverty of Fiji while selling their access to water
RelartOfGivia
Fiji water is rich in silica which helps flush your body of aluminum. I buy it. That plus Volvic water.
grimwyrd
Thanks grandma
Qualtagh
sounds like pseudoscience but okay
MrTobor
But it gat electrolytes!
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/22976072/
Based on the excerpt, the study was meant to see if drinking silicon-rich water could be a method for reducing aluminum, not if doing so 1/2
is any different than drinking tap water, or if Fiji water has those properties at all, or if reducing aluminum is good for you. 2/2
kungfufil
It's almost as if it was a planned advertisement campaign.
Skynet2xx
South park recently did an episode where ads become human, they definitely got that right.
Mithi
"Does she know she is an ad?"
imgurhunk
steikewaffel
grown man haven't learned how to drink from a bottle...
imgurhunk
He’s doing the Marco Rubio
jolietjane
Fiji paid for product placement, and the public made it a meme exactly as they wanted.
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
You mean the company owning the trademark? ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_Water )
Imadudefromokc
Hope she getting paid to stand there
Robskiwarrior
She looks very board...
Disclaimered
Good point, you think she will? Unless she signed a contract that even stores that sell Fiji water can use her image and likeliness.
BeExcellent
CTreaty
What happened?
Sergio1d
I don't get it..
tigersRcool
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5c36bbf9e4b045f67688bb82/amp
Sergio1d
Thank you.
BlackHatMario
overpriced water for rich / wannabes , needs gallons of gas to be transported around the world. *shame* *shame*
deafmute
I occasionally buy it at work. It's usually all that regularly stocked in the cafe coolers.
flamingflamingo
uh. what's going on? what am I missing?
Jakethesnake357
I too, am out of the loop on this one.
iamthisguy247
Yup or it was a smart targeted ad campaign, designed to look natural.
wowbaggerthethird
well, kudos for the smart part. Guy you came up with it deserves a raise.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Girl
Efreeti
HOW DID IT LOOK NATURAL?
iamthisguy247
Natural in the sense that we made it a meme, not that they planned it that way. Like she wasn’t instructed to photobomb everyone.
bluefawks
It was designed for foolish people to think it was natural.
ThailandExpress
jumbosmooth
Fiji is definitely getting their money’s worth outta that model.
Roehcai
Kinda a bad/risky move on Fiji's part. It's possible celebs will get angry at being used for advertising without their consent (or pay).
darkladyvanstar
https://www.popsugar.co.uk/celebrity/Jamie-Lee-Curtis-Criticizes-Fiji-Water-Girl-Golden-Globes-45660262?utm_medium=redirect&utm_campaign=US:
randomshare
I bet someone already stole it
tortillaboy
timmy1968
Clever. Promote that employee..
itspronouncedimuhjer
I see what you did there
KPuff
Mission accomplished
Cilvaa
Her IG https://www.instagram.com/kellethcuthbert
narniasreal
What's this about?
zappbrannigan3000
Good Lord am I sick of this girl. And it’s only been a couple of days. She’s taken over the sidebar clickbait of the entire Internet.
NotTinyPancakes
Someone else needs to be in this shot for it to really work
Fonzcorp
"I don't get it." - my friend
foodandbooty
I’m with this persons friend
thegreatgatsB
https://imgur.com/HvGDOnl
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
That's because it's a viral marketing campaign made to look like an act of rebellion. These cutouts have been ready to go for weeks lol
LowlevelRebel
Explain?
jmpaten
And that, kids, is how your Aunt Robin become a viral sensation as a water girl.
PetriDishWasher
This deserves more upvotes
TimeFoDat
Was it? She's said in pretty much every interview the whole point was to be visible & pose any time she detected a camera nearby ...
Sprixxen
That's the future of advertising. Guerrilla marketing is becoming huge with the advent of mainstream "meme culture".
samtherat6
Say the same about Wendy’s and everybody loses their shit. Prime /r/fellowkids material.
Ryebread91
What’s the sauce behind it anyway?
lazysombrero
^this
Felderburg
No they haven't, the Golden Globes wasn't even a week ago. She was paid to stand and hold water, they're just capitalizing on it.
bella16885
If it was. She wasn't in on it. Some easy stalking of her social media will show you that.
AlexanderA
I still won't going to buy it, but I'm still going to up vote those post, is my act of rebellion, which you can read in my book for $9.99
FightOligarchy
I for one applaud good marketing.
DetectiveGaff
This is how marketing works yes
eastend666
My god, you're more cynical than me. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
GerberLegalTeam
That's not cynical and I honestly don't even think it's shady to do that.
Tondeldoos
That's not cynicism, that's marketing.
Selerox
As someone who's work in fields involving print, yeah, these were ready to go a long, long time ago.
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
Likewise!
Bartheda
I get the impression that the marketing jerks think we don't know how shameless this is.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Not gonna lie, they look pretty shit for something planned. The white border triggers my OCD hard
KnowerOfNothing
All part of the plan, it's a whole conspiracy to take over the water supply! /s
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
How does it look like rebellion?
QuiteADapperAsshole
I know the girl posed in pics but what rebellion happened?
Cereaza
The idea being that she was photobombing. When in reality, fiji paid for her to be there.
JustDontCare
I see. That makes sense. I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about. But this makes sense. (Goes back under his rock)
QuiteADapperAsshole
So, not an ounce of rebellion. ?
Cereaza
Exactly.
DarthHypno
And all the photos of her. Are credited to Fiji as in they took the damn photos
Cereaza
Ah, I didn't know that bit. Too obvious now.
TheodoreBuckland
Out of the loop guy reporting in, and requesting assistance.
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enterusernamehere25
wait... i saw that post its real? i thought it was photoshopd in.. wonder how much fiji paid them
mirria
They had a lot of liquidity.
sjs260563
fiji water girl photo bombed 2019 golden globes
vorodar
You mean "was deliberately put in the frame by the photographer" rather than "photo bombed".
Appel99
You obviously have a productive life, unlike the rest of us.
yelkcubnwahs
It's a meme
crazywowow
... and follow-up question : nudes?
michelleskala835772
Fiji woman photo bombs almost every photo at the Golden globe awards Google it
rikity
is it photobombed if nobody is taking pictures?
CaffeineManic
Fiji water girl (Kelleth Cuthbert) photo bombed all the stars getting photographed on Golden Globes red carpet. Big win for Fiji.
heywoodjabme
I suspect we will see her golden globes in the future.
LosPer
It was a planned campaign. Everything is for sale, always.
scissortail8
Big win for Kelleth.
MiracleWhoop
Efreeti
It was just advertisement, it was all an advertisement? I thought that was dead obvious?
DougForcett
Because literally everything is fake: https://www.businessinsider.com/fiji-water-girl-strategic-move-by-golden-globes-photographer-2019-1
KnowerOfNothing
I like how the article states that this was NOT planned by Fiji, but the photographer decided on the spot. Fiji simply directed the story.
BavarianGuy
Sure every photographer there wanted to shoot unsellable photos for fun...
HenceforthPotato
Was anyone so naive to think the girl "accidentally" photobombed 100's of photos ? Of course it was planned.
MostIndeedlySo
Meanwhile in Finland during the 2018 IAAF World U20 Championships the organizers encouraged people to not drink bottled water but to...
MostIndeedlySo
...enjoy the fresh, quite likely the most purest tap water in the world by giving each athlete their own refill bottle that they could...
MostIndeedlySo
...refill at the water stations for free.
GreenFox
Was this not immediately obvious to everyone?
Nakeela
Weren’t there a post earlier of some guy doing a troll and photoshopping her everywhere? I don’t know which to believe anymore
kylekindle7
So people watch that shit?
kaoticgirl
I only know about it thanks to to Imgur
khora
No, but the memes.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Woman paid to photobomb as an advertisement. OP posts additional advertisement for company, unsure if OP was paid or just a dupe.
CotterPyke
dupe
godskook
The reason this works is because there's a legitimate third category of people who genuinely think some things are clever.
Kallistocles
What a bunch of losers
Ekad
Well there are numerous posts about Fiji Water now and thousands of people are talking about it, so maybe it is clever?
SnowGameFighter
I think we have gotten to a point where we complain enough online about shit, becoming a part of the advertisement cycle. It is effective.
Dokkanvsoptc
Its been effective for years bud where da fuck were you
CaffeineManic
"There's no such thing as bad publicity"
thefreestyler
I have never even been close to considering buying Fiji water. Guess I'm not their demographic.
IMakeBooze
I went to Fiji and it’s everywhere. It’s also just plain filtered water.
VigorousButtstuff
They knew what they were doing. In point of fact, a few actors have come out pissed off that they were used to advertise the product.
VigorousButtstuff
Actors who have specifically avoided working with them as a sponsor were used as foreground fodder for their product.
LurkingDayly
GreenNotTheColor
WTT24
Can we not post this asshole's face on imgur? Thanks.
jojosburritoadvantages
How is he an asshole? Asking for a friend.
WTT24
http://time.com/4701304/jontron-jon-jafari-steve-bonnell-immigration-race-youtube/
SirVonLongDong
What's wrong with Jon?
WTT24
http://time.com/4701304/jontron-jon-jafari-steve-bonnell-immigration-race-youtube/
ImakeWine
53% of people in Fiji don't have access to clean water. Fiji water is their number one export. I never buy the stuff.
RxNoob
Am I the only one here who doesnt buy it because expensive?
WoefulWombat
I don't buy it because I have a tap in my house.
3timesaday1
Does it actually come from Fiji?
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3timesaday1
Such STUPID
3timesaday1
I mean shiping water across the world in plastic bottles btw
Notcredibleyet
Maybe they should just drink their own water...
JHawke
They would probably love nothing more but no doubt someone just has to be able to say he has more unused 0's on his account instead.
jumbosmooth
Thanks Captain Bummer.
mrmetaldragon
Bula! Actual Fijian here...ensure you understand the entire problem in fiji and the context before comparing it to your privileged 1st world
mrmetaldragon
Fiji water helps by providing jobs and revenue. In a resource poor country, you do what you gotta do.
majinbuxl
Thousands of great water sources around the world and we drink water from an island clear across the globe and in the middle of the pacific.
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
One word: Marketing.
mbHogmountain2017
And YOU might drink a wine from FRANCE why? PERSONAL F’KIN PREFERENCE!! Who the f’k are YOU to tell folks what they can & can’t drink??
SarcasticComment
/2 Also, no one is telling you what you can't drink, you dingus. But if you care to find a better alternative, try one closer than Fiji
SarcasticComment
What % of France lacks access to clean water. Conservatively, 12% of the population of Fiji lacks access to water, you fucking contrarian
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
Source from 2010 (!!!): https://www.npr.org/2010/12/01/131733493/A-Bottled-Water-Drama-In-Fiji
hisdudenesselduderino
Fucking debbie downer over here...
Everyfootisalegend
Yea, who would dare and pop corporations' ad bubbles? Fuck them people having to drink dirty pisswater, let us keep that shiny wonderworld!
iamthisguy247
Plus the bottles are square, but my cup holders are round.
koolerthanjinx
That's because they're burrito holders
GoliathSkittles
as someone who has to restock/face up drinks a lot, I wish more drinks were square.
IamTheBestAtDonutEating
Is it bad i just tighten the shit out of it then put it in upside down? They hand them out at work for free so i take 5 home a day.
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Upvote for awareness
CotterPyke
how much ui wanna bet it's just the local tap water near the bottling plant
jumbosmooth
That sounds about right though.
MattHolmberg
https://thedollop.libsyn.com/356-the-resnicks-water-monsters that company is run by truly evil people. If you got a sec listen to this
Hobowithapurpose
Always upvote anything Dollop related.
princessdogface
Yes! Just listened to this. Blew my fucking mind. Love the Dollop!
RogerJones
This. Listened to it. I never knew.
itsthejacket
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ApolloCread2
The dollop is awesome, this one made me so pissed off though
EnigmaV8
76% of facts on the Internet are made up on-the-fly.
3timesaday1
89% actually
EnigmaV8
Probably true by the time you commented.
pronoun
How brave of you.
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KillingTlme
According the water authority responsible for selling Fiji water to other countries.
Isometimesupvotereposts
Oof
CityYeti
Oh, wow, that sucks and very depressing
ThatPug
Well if the article is to be believed that's 12% of Fiji people *don't* have access to clean water, so still very bad but not 53% bad.
RedIronCrown
Well, 12% is way better than 53%.
CityYeti
Oh, I thought the other way around. That's good
WoefulWombat
12% of 912, 241 is still a lot of people without access to clean drinking water.
orionlpax
tastes like s#!t
UpvoteBuddyJesus
Also power is an issue. What water they have can be rationed. Many people have their own tanks if they can afford them.
OverpricedCrayon
I dont buy it because its dumb to buy water in a plastic bottle.
mbHogmountain2017
I don’t drink soda. I drink bottled water. Do you realize how incredibly STUPID your remark sounds to someone who wants convenience too?
OverpricedCrayon
Are you really that offended over what I said about a bottle of water? Woooow
mbHogmountain2017
Are you really that offended that I like to drink water from bottles? If not, then we’ve got no problem here!
madman604
You're buying a plastic bottle. The water is free.
mbHogmountain2017
The water is most definitely NOT FREE! There are machine & energy costs associated with pumping, testing, purifying, ANY bottled water.
Pr3ach3r
Unless the bottle is f`kin huge like 5-10 liters (x10-20 small bottles in water)?
OverpricedCrayon
I dont no matter the size, im trying to buy less plastic
SonofAngus
Its super bad for the enviroment too. All that fuel required to remove and ship just the water....
mbHogmountain2017
You are soft in the head. Grow the f’k up!!
mbHogmountain2017
Because Coke and Pepsi what? They move themselves? What about every other bottled beverage from champagne to beer? Aren’t those bad too?
minipancho94
I think the point is most places have local access to water and it doesn't need to be shipped, Unlike soda which is a commodity.
mbHogmountain2017
Soda is a MANUFACTURED product; as is bottled water. There are differences in their production costs but the distribution is the same
toboldlygowherenomanhasgonebefore
The US exports more water than Fiji ($-wise): https://atlas.media.mit.edu/en/visualize/tree_map/hs92/export/show/all/2201/2016/
toogoodtomiss
Thats why the bottles are s
gandraw
That just improves the calculation by 25%. Instead of by 100% if you got local water.
FriendlyNeighborhoodLoner
Square? Shit? S what?
toogoodtomiss
That’s why the bottles ar
Seizethegap
MRW I'm the 53rd upvote
icedteabottle
It’s expensive too.
mbHogmountain2017
Wouldn’t buying Fijian water actually IMPROVE the wealth of Fijians & therefore enable them to afford clean water & the means to produce it?
SarcasticComment
Want to get back to us on how famously trickle down economics works?
mbHogmountain2017
Doesn’t “trickle down” work in your OWN household? My kids w/their weekly allowances for helping around the house would agree!
SarcasticComment
Sure, if you think the exploration of a cheap and underrepresented labor force is the measure of a good economy. Abuse that unskilled labor
SarcasticComment
But something tells me you aren't abusing your children to the extent of the rampant poverty of Fiji while selling their access to water
RelartOfGivia
Fiji water is rich in silica which helps flush your body of aluminum. I buy it. That plus Volvic water.
grimwyrd
majinbuxl
Thanks grandma
Qualtagh
sounds like pseudoscience but okay
MrTobor
But it gat electrolytes!
RelartOfGivia
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/22976072/
Qualtagh
Based on the excerpt, the study was meant to see if drinking silicon-rich water could be a method for reducing aluminum, not if doing so 1/2
Qualtagh
is any different than drinking tap water, or if Fiji water has those properties at all, or if reducing aluminum is good for you. 2/2