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erbiumyttriumytterbium
Centuries-old technique? Would like to think it is.
CadetOfDeath
TREVOR THE FOOD RANGER!!! https://youtu.be/wT6VpqIPPBc
lemiwynks101
We are noodle folk.
CloakedGoliath
@throwawaynoodle noodles
PrivateNoodles
mrmayortheiv
That's gotta be the most amount of calories you can fit on a table.
RedOnTheHeadFireInTheBed
Looks like Taffy to me
Jermsee
“Arms are weak, Wong’s spaghetti”
PrivateNoodles
Mmmm yes
mirbhavarth
Would it be possible to add this recipe to Khal.com?
Vysh2
Lamien
PrivateNoodles
Aw yeeaasss my pasta!
MichiMikey
I like my ramen extra fisted.
PrivateNoodles
Me too just like the army
JupitersWitch
I'm going for that triple fist.
bread1
ah that triple fisting, ten fingering action. makes my mouth water.
tiptoecoyote
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I'm kinda surprised they don't have the forearms/hands of Popeye.
lemonfluff
There guys must be so strong! This cannot be good for your back!
Nexodaedalus
“Too thick, too thick, too thick... too thick... still too thick... too thick... JUSTRIGHTSTOP!!”
RatoMolhado
As with other foods, I didn't want to know how noodles were made. But here we are, nevertheless...
Buttwiper24
Yeah, we didn't knead to see this.
HiddenSanity
I'm a strong advocate of people knowing what all is involved in food reaching their plate.
RatoMolhado
Me too. And I don't eat noodles. Like the other foods I don't eat, for instance industrial made sausages and pâtés.
Vurmalkin
Same. Hell I try to make everything at least once. Often to horrible results lol, but now we always make our pizzas cause damn that's good.
conMan76
r-Amen!
PrivateNoodles
Nude dulls
3vil3ric
Does he do massage therapy? I'd pay him to do that to my back for an hour. Not the part at the end when he rips off the semi-chub, but ya.
btimup
That's not ramen, but Chinese pulled noodles.
ImNotAnOrange
we were googling videos of this at work just last week, my coworker couldnt figure out the english name so it took a while
WooPigSooie
#WRONG! Ramen is a Japanese word derived from the Chinese word Lamen, which literally means pulled noodle, because it originated in China
TheGreatBlueHeron
When we say "ramen noodles" we are saying "noodle noodles."
ILikeCockyEngineersAndICannotLie
Why do I imagine you wearing a wizard hat?
CantSleepInUnderwear
This is correct.
btimup
Awesome, I always wondered why ramen was in katakana in Japanese. Thanks for sharing!
TaeyeonSG
wrong! its not lamen, its LA MIAN
alsoAzrael
Wrong! It's actually LA BIAN because of the appearance of the noodles. This word migrated to China from the French word "labia."
DragonsHaveArms
拉麵很好
vagimite
Food Ranger is one of my favourite channels. He's such a lovely guy and knowing the language really makes the world a smaller place.
ohthatsgangsta
We're going deep!
vagimite
So much joyyy
MakisDad
alright check it out, its trevor james
vagimite
thumbs up intensifies.
themoreyoutoot
These are Chinese hand pulled Lamian noodles. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamian
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Nekkolombus
Theyre all chingchong to me
PrivateNoodles
YES!
PresidentTrumpsHairpiece
https://media.giphy.com/media/VtSTDOoeHKuVW/giphy.gif
AnalTelescope
Lamian literally means pulled noodles. Chinese hand pulled pulled noodles
RogueArt
For all the effort, they don't look anything special :/ https://cdn.hungryonion.org/original/1X/6f6a1c12898b7d51b7d14626765b8f76a4c175e4.jpg
XLtheGman
different noodle, the one he pulled is thinner than hair. yours cost a dollar for a giant bowl
simicfishcrab
Ramen originated from Chinese lamian. Which is why they sound the same.
themoreyoutoot
Spaghetti also originated in China.
Xeires
Worst hairnets ever
Definitelyanaccount
I was thinking that and imagine the amount of skin cells in those noodles.
HelloToe
QuackDodgers
Boy do I have news for you, we use cow shit to feed the world's vegetables while they grow
yourcomment
And the amount of sweat...
Imdead124
Extra flavor
JCOGIRL
If people all thought like this and actually knew what all was in their food... everyone would starve.
WalrusPhone
They are Muslims, which is why they are wearing those little skullcaps
Xeires
China
irespondwithwhoosh
China has a sizable Muslim population
Xeires
But still have to abide by their health codes
WalrusPhone
Lol, Chinese health codes
aumschmact
This gives me noodle dreams
smashpro1
Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles.
PrivateNoodles
Reminds me when I was in the army
BoYWoNdA1
Ramen is japanese
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
And Pastafarian
PrivateNoodles
So what they're noodles to me
FlexAleks
https://media.giphy.com/media/kmZkFlLY7svxS/giphy.gif
tranimals
why yes i do:
tazednconfused
Aaaaaaand stolen. Thanks! Enjoy your point!
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
I just noticed the stuffed minion
PmMeGifsForSauce
I never understood interpretive dance before, but this speaks to me!
ImRelevent
justwannarunaway
I saw the original video many times in China but I didn’t expect to see it here at user sub..... man China number one
THEClockworkBanana
Noodle bae!?
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
DrunkTyrone
I found my spirit animal
BlankMage
SuperTacticalSandwich
Cotton Candy spirit
agustusgloop
I love this!
vh12372
He's summoning the DEMON! STOP HIM!
SomebodyNameSaysICanEditMyUsernameSoITriedItAndItWorked
But the demon is sweet.
AntennaDibb
noodlebender vs cotton-candybender in a fight, who would win??
SuperTacticalSandwich
I need the source on this
CodeWarrior
God damn, that guy looks happy
ErinFromTheOffice
The last noodle bender
Un0riginalComment
I've got a been noodle...
Danishlmgurian
Once upon a time, Asian culture was sprouting and flourishing, captivating anyone experiencing it...
Danishlmgurian
Then, everything changed when the hamburgers attacked!
TheChappy
Hopefully their hands are clean
fettuccine
who cares lolol that shit dank. but no really
hajimedj
They get cleaned through the kneading process, no worries.
bread1
you do not develop a strong immune system eating clean food brah, gotta start young, only the strong survive!!!
cyno01
If they werent at first they are now. But no, i dont know how youd even do that with gloves without constantly losing them.
bigbrother
rubber dishwashing gloves seem to do fine but I can't imagine doing something like this with gloves on either way.
Hino150
yea you need the 手感 when you touch the dough (sorry for the chinese i couldnt think of an english translation) its the same when bakers use-
bigbrother
feel, according to google.
Hino150
their hands to knead dough. No one really uses gloves here (asia) even when handling raw meat because thats what they would be handling for-
Hino150
the rest of the day.
2222222222
I love when people make this comment. Your food gets touched by bare hands so much all the time its crazy. Sushi, pizza, everywhere...
ownerofafloof
And the more I think about it the more grossed out I get.
2222222222
As long as hands are washed its fine.
ownerofafloof
Not really. We constantly shed skin cells, hair, sweat and skin oils. Regardless of how well washed we are.
2222222222
Yes, but the point is that if the hands are clean you're not going to get sick. Might as well build up your immune system for upcoming WWIII
ownerofafloof
#extraprotein
ownerofafloof
Generally I try not to think about it. This just particularly struck me.
MuKungFu
If movies have taught us anything, these guys are now masters of a strange yet effective form of kungfu
TheSaltyCaptain
Ramen Kenpo
extraordinaryagility
And the bad guy attacks and they knead him in the solar plexus and all of his internal organs explode and blood spurts out of his mouth...
iflyme
Did this gif really knead to be this long?
Whitebeardthepirate
yes it did, and that's not the yeast of it
nrdcosta
They seem to have stretched it out quite a bit.
notalurker777
Yes
StevenAlequin
They stretched it out a bit, didn't they?
StupidGeorgeMichael
I was hoping it was gonna be longer!
Ashboza
No but I'm glad it is dough
Craftyclaw
Buckbeak1486
Oh, sure! Just ramen these puns in my ass like that!
Ashboza
I'm udon now
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
MadMerlyn
It really strings you along.
vh12372
Like noodles! No wait that's not- wai- oh... ARGH FUCK!
stickyourproblemsupyourbum
stillafckingfreak
Oh, you don't like this long gif?
Joemamalina
I mean ... he was making a pun.
bigbrother
1m43s. 19MB. WebM/MP4.
DaringAura
its a movie
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
You have to let the tension rise.
itsphonixs
Kms....
laposheureux
PrivateNoodles
Aw yea
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
Give ya meat a good ol’ rub