Definitelyanaccount

68687 pts · March 31, 2014


Something about myself

Saved my marriage

Points 34
Comments 5
Views 1010

For future use...

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 247

Waking up

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 876

Thanos killing arrow?

Points 38
Comments 45
Views 1324

Always has your back

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 474

Manufactured

Points 5
Comments 12
Views 375

Makes me think of all the time I wasted

Points 44
Comments 11
Views 1113

I wonder if realizing this makes me old

Points 15
Comments 10
Views 942

Well I am 28 now but this still holds true.

Points 6450
Comments 684
Views 197679

Not as awkward as today

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 115

I'm not trying to be mean.

Points 0
Comments 8
Views 188

A creative way to encourage road repair.

Points 7
Comments 9
Views 336

Lessons

Points 34
Comments 7
Views 1360

Atleast this is better then responding to a clown call.

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 437

Just in case you can't find a human.

Points 29
Comments 3
Views 156

Eh I don't totally agree with this but it's a bit true

Points 6
Comments 25
Views 37

I did this once but my door was fully open in a studio apartment.

Points 1386
Comments 38
Views 139607

Obey

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 489

You are stupid.

Points 6
Comments 6
Views 344

They aren't Firefly.

Points 22
Comments 13
Views 154

Theory Time

Points 22
Comments 21
Views 11895

Happy Veteran's Day Tomorrow

Points 2651
Comments 371
Views 6372

Letter from President Bush to President Elect Clinton

Points 62
Comments 20
Views 1222

If you need some cuteness

Points 14
Comments 12
Views 637

Are daily carry pictures still a thing?

Points 13
Comments 18
Views 511

It's time to break these out again. Please steal them and use liberally.

Points 78
Comments 30
Views 3045

No one can escape

Points 24
Comments 2
Views 133

This movie is available on this site...

Points 10
Comments 10
Views 719

Random

Points 8
Comments 10
Views 389

Textless versions of the Vanity Fair Covers

Points 64
Comments 20
Views 2234

What I will be doing for the next four hours.

Points 1141
Comments 142
Views 47303

Prediction, This is Han and Leia's son

Points 2
Comments 22
Views 89

And... Here.. We... Go

Points 9
Comments 10
Views 74

Problem solving

Points 2721
Comments 216
Views 139290

First thing I Favorited while sitting in a bath last year.

Points 5274
Comments 489
Views 6745

Who ordered the pets on the left?

Points 18
Comments 12
Views 645

He makes me laugh so hard it feels like there is a metal pipe through my gut.

Points 35
Comments 8
Views 1071

Wallace Carothers was a great man.

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 43

They are posted ten minutes apart. That was a quick snatch and post.

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 241

Kajiit has Wares if you have coin.

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 186

It's only when I'm behind the wheel.

Points 25
Comments 11
Views 105

For Your Inner Asshole

Points 60
Comments 16
Views 1914

Stick Vet Dump

Points 77
Comments 16
Views 2731

Bird person’s big day at Blood Ridge on Glapflap’s third moon against the Gromflomites

Points 2009
Comments 73
Views 106213

It's about money

Points 4
Comments -1
Views 77

For the Marvel fan with very little time.

Points 77
Comments 13
Views 3218

Not a bad back and forth.

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 127

I'm coming up on my first anniversary. And my old coach sent me this.

Points 6
Comments 5
Views 435

And the Darwin award of the day goes too......

Points 186
Comments 50
Views 9046

Small police dump

Points 1320
Comments 90
Views 76655

Has anyone heard anything about this? Google shows nothing.

Points -1
Comments 10
Views 95

These people should be held accountable for their promises.

Points 810
Comments 160
Views 69024

The Truth is always Scarier

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 70

When we overtook them in points

Points 25
Comments 1
Views 156

Those Bastards

Points 1972
Comments 178
Views 5439
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