Another Caturday with His Most Lazy Royal Highness Aubrey I of the PNW!
I play this bird video for Aubrey Kitty’s entertainment… we both agree that the chickadee is saying “see phoebe” and not “cheeseburger”
Pic one features a pussy who lacked the ability to get past the rank of major. Pic two is Aubrey, the very model of a modern major-general!
How Aubrey spent his Caturday, plus I didn’t see happy people so I guess that makes me a pervert!
Aubrey glamour shots… yes, I watered the plants after he jumped down, GEEzus
I like the little song about cleaning the beans
Operation Hardtack code name “Umbrella”, 6/8/1958
Found this on an old device… it still give me a sensible chuckle. But wait! Now includes a meme, a tweet, and a birb!
Just when I thought maybe I’d seen it *almost* all… I see this, and I’m feeling like I have to be hallucinating. Does Junior want to hunt bald eagles?
Miss Mojo loves lounging on daddy when he’s watching TV, he doesn’t know I’m posting this so I trust it will not find the front page :)
Did I miss testicle Tuesday?
I… what? Not parody? This is what happens when you hire an immature 12 year old as web admin
Hmm, I can’t seem to find Aubrey…
Just what in the double-diapered christly fck is up with this asshole’s ass? Plus a sunset photo
Bored, YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNN, still bored - Aubrey, if he had the brain cell
I can’t decide if these creatures are foreign bots, or just incredibly stupid and gullible so-called humans
Insta haul from this morning… love love LOVE nature, especially birbs
Every single time I think “there’s no way it can get weirder”, my brain says “surely you can’t be serious”
At last, someone who understands my pain
The ring of fire was in a bad mood yesterday, especially in Venezuela
Kitty kitty fofitty fee fie fokitty KITTY!
A look behind the tarp… the tangerine twatwaffle’s name is gone
CaturIndependenceDay greetings from Aubrey (plus a speed racer cat vid)
Aubrey tests the water purifier by dipping his paws and tail in (plus the video I mentioned and forgot t’other day)
When I said this was a boring Friday night, I did NOT expect THIS a couple of doors down
“Bitch, please… hand over the treats” - Aubrey, if he had the brain cell (maybe)
What in the hitlerish fuck is going on here?
What drumpf posted vs. what he meant… sigh
Mojo grumbled that I always post pics of Aubrey, so here she is! Bonus cat memes included
This isn’t a walker, it’s a THRONE! - Aubrey, probably
Update on the removal of trump’s name from the Kennedy Center *eyeroll*
They’re sure dragging it out to the last possible second… they’ve been working on it all day
Cats and other cute things, with plenty of cursing and stuff
Spring cleaning dumpity dump
Aubrey the Magnificent demands tribute… or treats
Eostre annual meme dump, with extra blasphemy and a side of beans
My Dr. Jesus memes collection so far
Has this been altered, you think? Cuz if not, then he has no neck, no chin and a weird skull that reminds me of the Neanderthal.
Turkeys gone wiiiiiiiild!
Separation of church and state is apparently dead as the dodo
Everyone feel sorry for billionaires! We’re apparently supposed to THANK them, not tax them… <sad trombone>
Caturday avec M. Aubrey
Caturday means pineapple upside down cat
Israeli settlers… inbred AF.
He has a point
lol my spouse sent this to me
Getting my mom a new walker didn’t turn out like I planned
Oddly satisfying to watch a vid of old shit getting blown up
Easter message from a REAL president
The world’s most vain pedophile dotard proudly shows off his pink, shiny scalp
Seriously, does she practice that wide-eyed “bride of Satan” thing all the time or WHAT? Almost looks like she has bunny eyes.
Just another boring sunset post
Soon
I think I’d prefer the leprechaun for my imaginary date
Caturday with Aubrey, the preferred brainless orange