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Tax dollars well spent, I say.
Jan 27, 2014 1:51 PM
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JeanLucPicard
Top 6 comments do not address the woman giving dolphins FUCKING HANDJOBS?!?!
MUHAHAHA55
That guy should have all sorts if aids to support disabled children everywhere, I shall call him "Aids man".... on second thought...
OrangutansAndOranges
I really doubt most of this
temujin9
It seems like Guiness should have seen that one coming . . .
Orangehatkidd
Rooster Teeth told me the first one o_o
jrodx88
brrrackobama
[citation needed]
Kayari91
So..did he win the lawsuit?
dsfounis
Link to the protein pronunciation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFR-ADakI-c
ThreeCheers
He looks soo excited to be doing that, hahah.
arnesoai
He is so done....
stupidnickname
this sounds russian
SuperDramaticFusion
Was the CIA behind the dolphin experiment?
KalamazooCircus
(1/2) The dolphin language experiment one is crazy. Basically this lady lived in a half submerged apt with the dolphin, and when the dolphin
KalamazooCircus
(2/2) got all rapey, like they do, the head of the experiment told the lady she had to go along with it. She was really traumatized after.
Imsorrythatwasinappropriate
Yeah but to this day they still exchange cards at Christmas and birthdays.
swoatt
Write up of the first one plus 3 other crazy experiments http://mentalfloss.com/article/26483/4-bizarre-experiments-should-never-be-repeated
Grungeking
You really should have put the first one last.
OverlyOptimisticGuy
Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleuc yllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylg...
OverlyOptimisticGuy
...glutaminylglutaminylserylglutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylglutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserxisoleucine TITIN BITCHES!
CrimsonBlade104
You missed a few thousands of amino acids in the middle there.
phr3k
Hey, Slovenia! (=
DiscoApache
finally found you guys, lp iz gorenjske.
kabastat
Well, Greetings from Slovakia. And now... where are my letters, bitch?
Nephentes
PozdravÄke from Netherlands! :)
Snarknado4
you slovenians got a pretty honorable mention in the wolf of wall street :)
RainbowWallflower
More slovenians?
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RainbowWallflower
YaY! <3 Hai guys :>
idgafWhatMyUsernameIs
Do Slovenians from Canada count? Zivijo :)
crunchycanadian
+1 For not making it 11 facts.
ShospleColupis
yes this.. oh god, this.. I hate 11 image albums.
ComfortablyConfused
I knew the first one from Roosterteeth.
Kitastrophe
The China one isn't actually funny. They put in laws to govern reincarnation in order to gain oppressive government control over Buddhism
Leonir
If reincarnation is real, they probably have no power over it.
Kitastrophe
They've control of who is 'recognized' as a reincarnation. China can install their own leadership. Google the Panchen Lama, it's terrifying
ImmortalAzrael
As far as I know China specifically only banned the Dalai Lama from reincarnating.
weholdthesetruths
The Panchen Lama also has to be approved. They kidnapped a child because he was declared a reincarnation of him w/out approval.
biotechonista
I bet the Dalai Lama is gonna be a rebel and do it anyways. suck it, China.
itsagirlnickel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko Rooster Teeth tells the dolphin story. 10/10 would watch
jrodx88
martialartist322
Half expected this to be posted by Falsefacts.
ReverendAurora
The China one is true but has very real implications. It's all to do with Tibet and the next Dalai Lama.
MosesJackson
This rendering of the mermaid solves the "Mermaid Dilemma."
gfxtony
"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid?! With the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom!"
jadedjaden
I always figured mermaids would have genitals like dolphins do, hidden in little slits on their undersides.
muchted
Oh. You noticed this as well. Hmm.
ReverandNick
You Sir, are a god amongst men. Thank you for bring this to my attention.
jarchy14
she doooo
binarysnapdragon
It was a really dick move on DC part.
ArchitectInTraining
Dat mer-booty
GoThenThereAreOtherWorldsThanThese
I noticed that as well.
brookers
I like how you, me and so many other people immediately thought of this. I like us.
peteysmiles
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/358/6/6/trampy_mermaid_by_tengu2-d4jqyv8.jpg
BloodRaptorX
My only regret is I have but one upvote to give. You are my hero for the day.
SamTheBook
Thanks for sourcing that.
ROBOT120807
I like it. here's more. http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/012/d/2/lisa_wallpaper_2_of_4_by_shiniez-d4m35ib.jpg
Guyser
And to think I naively thought I was the only one who noticed that.
itsoppositeday
What's wrong with us? That's the first thing I thought, too.
cousteau
I didn't even notice, but I immediately knew what this comment was talking about when I read it and went back to check.
Douglasth
I even forgot about the dolphin that got handjobs...
emptycaloriesandmalecuriosity
You Sir, gave me a good laugh. Here
dentd
This is definitely a mermaid interpretation I can get behind.
TemetNosce000
And in front. Heyyoo!
TemetNosce000
I just heyyoo'd myself :/
MarsPluto
heyooo
Kwaru
You'd have to wouldn't you? Can't spread those.
KateUptonsNipples
HEY NOW
emptycaloriesandmalecuriosity
brindolyn
You're almost as cheeky as the mermaid
BecomeAnAstronaut
SHEEEEEEIIIIT
guzzball
Fucking lucky dolphin..
ILostIt
that dolphin must've been one smooth motherfucker
peridotstar
anyone else wondering what that chain of proposal papers looked like?
BusterKeaton
I actually trust none of this since the 3.5 long video is a god damned FAKE just watch it.
TheNakedMan
Dolphin source: http://mentalfloss.com/article/26483/4-bizarre-experiments-should-never-be-repeated
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Oh, honey... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_word_in_English
RollinUpSolo
wow you are an ass
BusterKeaton
I'm not saying that the word isn't real, I'm saying the video isn't.
guzzball
Stupid fish gets more action from women than I do.
ginghamhummingbird
*whispers* Dolphins aren't fish...
stupidnickname
i'd love to know how it escalated to this point
colourblindchameleon
Probably something to do with the LSD, I'd imagine...
thorbatestogirls
The dolphin was an asshole. http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=26483
StrideWideMan
That's how he got the girls?
chimichangasaremyfetish
That's how assholes get girls, indeed.
DosCadenas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko
OlsonFTW
I knew exactly where this link would take me! RT/RTAA FTW!
PorkBacon
As soon as I saw that first one, my mind went to RTAA and the podcast. Glad to see more Roosterteeth fans on Imgur! :D
ThatGuyYouMetOnTheBus
Wooo!
BloodyStupidJohnson
Has the man in France never heard of curtains ?
faintpremonition
I can see where he's coming from. Nighttime light intrusion is annoying curtains or not.
balkingtowinnie
i sleep in the fucking Day... And my room is completely dark, so, bullshit
faintpremonition
Sounds like you don't have any nighttime light intrusion going on then, huh?
balkingtowinnie
THE SUN, Try to imagine sleeping with The Fucking Sun shinning through. which is why i can't believe some of you guys talking about this
faintpremonition
How is the SUN causing NIGHT TIME light intrusion?
mithgaladh
well Parisian are a special kind a French; Source: I'm French and lived in Paris for 6 months.
Shamorza
I stayed in Paris for 4 days and I think it kinda gave me Paris Syndrome.
LearnedCoward
If he was executed for that, it would be curtains for him.
BloodyStupidJohnson
Tragic.
NotoriousDuchess
Non.
Lepiment
Actually, I get him.Every night from 11 to one there is this rotating searchlight and no curtains can block it. I hate it.
balkingtowinnie
I am kind of amazed at the amount of people that "get him" in these comments, amazed in a "wtf are they thinking" kind of way.
Lepiment
Try it out for a month, you'll get it.
balkingtowinnie
I sleep during the day, and I sleep in a dark room, what Am i? a fucking wizard? Am I capable of magic? or maybe i just have good curtains?
Lepiment
Or maybe you don't have so much light intrusion such as a freaking searchlight flashing right in your face.
cassienova
You'd need a sheet of metal to block all that light, srsly. Curtains, ha.
balkingtowinnie
you just get 2 sets of thick curtains, how fucking hard is this? God, wtf?
Lepiment
Yes. But that was a student room in a dorm, I really couldn't install that kind of thing.
ShospleColupis
TIL that in France, it's cheaper to make a bomb than buy curtains.
InhibitedCurve
Comment nailed it.
Sixcoup2
If he's close enough, to be disturbed by the light of the eiffel tower, this guy probably don't care about money.
HandPiano
My first thought:
emptycaloriesandmalecuriosity
Oh I'm stressed! I always upvote Seinfeld. For your viewing pleasure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUvzzEtNevY
sheldolina
They used up all the curtains as white flags.
balkingtowinnie
I sleep during the day,THE DAY! what a fucking stupid idiot. I sleep in total darkness thanks to gluing the curtains to the walls.
soukmania
Don't you are question our madmen logic!
ihavethepower
http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html
ShospleColupis
I've seen that. I love that
Furiou5
That aussie dude is kinda an ass, and will probably be shot at some point. Why didn't he ASK the guy to take the light down?
ihavethepower
He is a dick, but a lot of the people deserve it. In this case, the neighbor was also a dick, but he should have started a different way.
Furiou5
Ya but read on in the blog, the aussie thinks there is no reason to bear proof shit in rural Virginia. Definate bear country.
ihavethepower
I've not really heard of bears here accept on the far west when you get close to the mountains. The Shenandoah area for sure.
stutteringbob
This I actually understand. Those damn street lamps are *bright* sometimes. Unless you have curtains that block out the light from the side.
balkingtowinnie
you need one thick curtain that goes all the way (Not two curtains that break in the middle) And putting it really really close to the wall
ShospleColupis
I like a little bit if light. That way, I won't stumble and stub my toe on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
stutteringbob
I put pressure sensors under the carpet that turn on a little night light as soon as I stand on the floor.
ShospleColupis
As far as good ideas go, that's a damn fine one.
stutteringbob
There really is nothing like sleeping in complete darkness and silence. You wake up and forget where you are...
capslockadvices
WELL, THEY SURRENDER EARLY SO THERE'S A LOT OF EXPLOSIVE LEFTOVER
sabin86
Shots fired?
biotechonista
and they used all their fabric making white flags...
sneVis
*yawn*
AgamemnonsMemes
DON'T YELL, I SURRENDER
LeadBasedPaint
Read your name as Napoleon at first glance, and this got -so- much better.
sphynxia
Found the Frenchman.
faintpremonition
Is that advice, or just an explanation?
capslockadvices
NO, IT'S PATRICK
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
WELL, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT BUTTER !
stutteringbob
There's always that little bit that sneaks in from the side. Easier just to destroy the street lamp once every couple of weeks or so..
AyaElemelon
Tin foil over the inside of the window stops ALL light, I work graveyard and can't tell if it's day outside.
stutteringbob
It's also the most ridiculously horrible thing you can do for heating and cooling of your home, and it makes it very difficult to open again
balkingtowinnie
BULLSHIT, and this is coming from someone who sleeps during the day, so I tell you, You can get TWO sets of curtains and have them closer
stutteringbob
Bullshit back. It's not the center. It's the sides. Unless you want to make the whole thing super close to the wall, you will have leaks.
balkingtowinnie
well..... yeah, that's what I did, my curtains are like stuck to the wall, but they can move too
stutteringbob
That means you can't hang them, but have to staple them. Otherwise, those fuckers are bright when your window is 12ft away.
stutteringbob
.. the city don't do anything like that which would be common sense. Just hang a damn metal screen down and it's solved
youreasmellypiratehooker
I have 2 sets of curtains up in my room. Some of our windows have metal shutters, not sure why, they house came like that.
stutteringbob
I dealt with it years and instead of not having normal curtains, I choose to break the bulb. Damn straight. It could be designed to block..
twinning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I6KAx2ulpw This is a british dude reading the diary that the Dolphin lady kept
DeadlyRicochet
still shocked about this one
MissBrainsford
I came straight to the comment section after seeing that image, I knew there would be a Nerimon fan here somewhere! :)
bathsaltsdinosaur
That "some British dude" is Alex Day!
colourblindchameleon
Who the hell is Alex Day? I'm British and i've never heard of him.
twinning
I know! But most people don't know who he is, so I went with the description of "Some british dude"
LearnedCoward
There's partying hard, and then there's tripping balls on acid and giving a handy to a dolphin.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
The Hangover 4: Miami Beach Blues
TheHappyCanadian
and getting paid for it.
LearnedCoward
That's just interspecies prostitution
DEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOL
+1 For the last one!!
Greeneyedfox
Ditto
telephonymetadata
They didn't actually make any issues or anything. Essentially, they just drew the kid a picture and mailed it to him.
hawaiicanal89
Hawkeye wears a hearing aid as well.
jrau18
Marvel actually does stuff like that a lot.
aselfdefeatingattitude
His name is Biclops! The first superhero with glasses!
UndercoverDumbledore
But the fact says hearing aid?
heyBA
It's a Simpsons reference.
TheBlackWindHowls
Superman.
JimmyKillsAlot
If you want to go that way Spiderman did too and he is Marvel. They meant the first who actually needs and wears them.
jrau18
When Peter Parker wore glasses, he definitely needed them,
eviscera
Superman doesn't wear glasses, idiot! Only that reporter guy who always writes about him does. They are different people.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Uhh, Superman didn't NEED glasses. He had like 400 types of see betters.
heretohelp
You mean Clark Kent? Clark isn't Superman, he's Superman's attempt to blend in with humans by appearing to be imperfect.
DukePaulAtreides
Time to play "I need a credible source on a whole bunch of these."
InvaderCristi
The last one is true, but that is literally all I'm sure of.
Drougals
Also although suicide was illegal is was not punishable by death and it was in England and Wales not the UK.
emjei
1. The Chinese one about reincarnation is true; they did it to be able to choose the next Dalai Lama. The gov't felt his influence was too
emjei
2. great, so now someone can't claim to be the Dalai Lama in their borders without their permission.
thorbatestogirls
Dolphin handjob source http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=26483
MarsPluto
what a howe
RagingBoner32
I'm sure some bits on some might be exaggerated but I've heard of most of these beforehand that's why I chose these facts.
pack4met
i remember seeing the last one (superhero one) before with sources
mgsrex007
Is roosterteeth an acceptable source for the Dolphin thing?
InboxMeYourAttractiveAsians
Yup... I think
mgsrex007
In that case http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko
bongdaddy69
i've seen most of these on www.kickassfacts.com with sources. but im not about to go find them for you.
TheBraveLittleToasterStrudel
I managed to sit through nearly 15 minutes of the Mermaid documentary before my brain demanded I either change the channel or kill myself
LaspoMC
Whatch out! Don't kill yourself! I heard it's been punished by death...
28maybebaby
One time I was hanging out with a friend and we stumbled upon the mermaid documentary, and he was adamant it was actually real.
CatsPreferBlondes
I'm so embarrassed to say I fell for the documentary. I wanted to believe!
CarienAnn
What's it called and where do I find it? I wanna see how long I can stand it. Lol.
ImaginaryName
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVhYo41FOY8. I had a friend who once linked it on facebook because he thought it was real...
CarienAnn
Thank you!
TheBraveLittleToasterStrudel
Animal Planet, Mermaids: The Body Found
CarienAnn
Thanks a bunch! I intend to giggle the whole way through. Lol.
TheBraveLittleToasterStrudel
It's some top notch speculation and some bottom tier "science"
IfHavingALongUsernameIsCoolConsiderMeMilesDavis
Yeeaahh.....dolphin handjobs? And these embassies...which country does this happen in? Every single one they both have embassies??
swedishsquish
Slovakia and Slovenia are two different countries. They have similar names, so mail goes to the wrong country's embassy sometimes...
nidmorrfun
Regarding the countries it's probably in the context of the European Union, it wouldn't be so hard to do so since borders are open.
Elonth
this really happened. somewhere up on the internet is recordings of the tests.
cosmickittie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-aXHb0h4W8
tremonti
That dolphin one is gonna get saved and redistributed heavily by me regardless. Amazing combination of words, right there.
thorbatestogirls
Jerk off the dolphins : http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=26483
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Thanks, this was the one I was looking for.... for reasons...
boulderhaze
Wow that was a great article. Thanks!!
cosmickittie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-aXHb0h4W8