StrideWideMan

25288 pts ยท July 1, 2013


By the time you read this, I will probably not be dead. I confess that I made several mistakes but none of them are interesting enough to recount. Please delete my browsing history and take some books if you like. Find a woman in Bristol named Julie Shawcross and tell her someone loves her. We don't know each other, but it should brighten up a stranger's day. The diamonds have been hidden in th

You weren't using those organs, were you?

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Oh, there goes Rabbit.

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Write what you know

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The water's fine.

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Hi, Robot!

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We've Disneyfiyed too close to the sun.

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Don't just have your hair cut by anyone...

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Maybe the script wasn't clear

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Roll for perversion

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Apology

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