Shame on you, Royal Mail. Not even porn sites do this.
Changing lanes on an empty road? Blinkety blink motherfucker!
.gif only, so no one can hear my girly screams of naked fear
Had to make English breakfast for 5 people and bought exactly 12 tomates for my 24-half-tomato sized pan. HNNNG
it’s a fogie reference but it checks out
Yeah, here’s where I’m gonna take the rest of my LSD tomorrow
Happy New Year from Mordor! (London. The Shard decided to get a light beam to look more like Khazad-Dum)