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Jun 14, 2020 9:03 AM
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mattdmon84
It’s all in the grind, Grimes.
suckKittenPilot
His dad wasn’t a young college aged woman so he was more than likely very safe.
sosickofthis
That’s probably what pushed him over the edge.
PastaNoose70
So what. My former boss Michael Scott worked with the Scranton Strangler!
OpaquePlacebo
Ted was a narcissist and loved attention. So the dad this person is referring to probably made him feel real good
AtsaMattaForMe
amop
son of sam lived above my uncle’s grandma, called her a bitch and said he’d kill her
Timexican
Is your uncle's grandma not your great grandma?
amop
Uncle through marriage, he’s married to my mom’s sister
Timexican
ah ok. makes sense.
astrid28
Unless your dad looked like his ex girlfriend in some way... I think he was good.
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
Can't remember how many years ago that I first saw this.
joeyecho101
raider111111
My mom met Charles Manson at a party and even tried to pull her from her horse. Later his entourage tried to bring her into the family.
perkegirl
Did he say it Mondee-Bundy? Or Monday-Bunday? The world may never know...
thePawnMower
A lot of Utahns pronounce Monday as "Mundy" Tuesday as "Tuesdy" and so forth.
FilthyRaider
Not if I see you first....
unbelievabledickmonster
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays
boogertown
imgurian425
Mundy-Bundy would’ve been better.
VampireLife
I mean probably not...
Jack9653
Only if he would had dress like a girl.
NinjaPoopy
I think the dad being a dad is what saved him, Bundy liked killing and doing weird shit almost strictly only to women.
baals
Al wasn't so bad
clearlydead
This, serial killers usually have very specific types.
1maGoh12
Serial killers that get caught anyway
ImAFoxButNotReally
Yes, I mean we surely know nothing about the perfect crime because it was perfect.
repoocelad
*perfect crimes
justanothergrill365
Crimes perfect*
soyamin
I'd kill him but he's a dad
UpAloft
And why kill someone who can provide proof of "good caracter" like a work "friend" and bring attention to yourself/area? Dude was prob safe
MYNAMEISBOILER
He's already dad!
Bloodreck
On the next episodes of stories I made on the toilet!
daliamonra
My parents both knew him there as well. At one point my mom was nearly set up with him.
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
So the never ending dad jokes is what actually drove him insane.
kitgunny
Bundy's wasn't much of a "people person" that was Dahmer.
tyron3
Maybe that's what caused Bundy to step up his game?
TedBuckley
I only glanced at this post while I was watching TV. Then thought 'The fuck he say about me? I'm about to fuck a bitch up'
Lastcentura
Didnt Ted prefer killing women
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Lastcentura
I don't believe he did
GoddammitMrNoodle
I think after you kill your first person, you're much less likely to hold back from taking out people who bug you... regardless of gender.
pandro
According to a detective he also liked to "revisit" the bodies to ... errr ... ahem.
Marigo1denSkies
Wash their hair, paint their nails, and play dress up with them?
attofreak
...pay his cumdolences?
flyingmonkeystick
FishHiggins
?
Sasurau
CatShapeShifter
You're going to burn in hell for this comment
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
why did I hear Monday-Bundy with the theme to Happy Days? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsjJSWO6RP4
CharterBoatWhatCharterBoat
It actually may have saved his life.
IAmDaBadMan
It may have been the reason why he killed all of those people.
DorianBlack
Ted was like most other bitch ass serial killers an only targeted surprising thin young women.
Kbantar
Have you ever tried abducting and carrying even a sedentary 200 lb person? It's hard... I hear.
cikkid
Or was fuel on the fire...week after week ..month after month. Every kill screaming "I guess you won't be seeing me Monday!"
DickDastardly404
The fact that he had a dick is probably also a part of it
IAmTheEarlyEvening
That coupled with the fact he wasn't a young, beautiful woman.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Little do you know
VenezuelanDude
Bundy used that pun based frustration every weekend
RedXer
I remember reading Bundy said he never killed anyone he knew for more than 30 minutes because they became human to him.
0atmealcreampie
Or made him angrier and angrier
LaffertyDanie1
I don't know shit about serial killer psychology but I'm definitely picturing him thinking "that goofball was nice to me"
Nalianna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68sRqrZZ6wQ&t=0m10s
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
That’s what she said, Ted
LanceHol
Your dad wasn't a female so wasn't an intended target. He was lucky there. Bundy actually probably liked it.
Ulthirm
-- for those curious, many Utahns and the surrounding region say the day in weekdays more like Dee, so this may have sounded more like
Ulthirm
Mondee-bundy which is better
PinkChaos
Thank you for clearing that up for me!
Mordeths
No...no we don't
MichaelAndersen88
I moved to Provo 14 years ago. The rural accent definitely is "Mondee" in places like Payson.
Ulthirm
Yeah I'm not entirely sure where the other guy is from because I've lived in a variety of places, Ogden, Salt lake, West valley, Tooele,
Ulthirm
Hooper, and others when i was younger that I dont remember the names of.
Ulthirm
And I've heard that accent everywhere.
Ulthirm
I suppose I must not have been living in Utah my entire life then because yes, many do. Similar to Hurrikuhn and American Fark, its not
Ulthirm
a universal Utahn trait but it is indeed part of this region, including Utah.
Mordeths
I've lived all over Utah my entire life and I've never heard anyone say that. Quit making up shit.
Ulthirm
I've lived all over Utah my entire life as well and I hear it every damn day at work, among talks with colleagues, and in common public.