When is the wrapping better than the gift? I'll go first.
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Time to turn the heating off.
Bit worried.... I think this hotel wants a swordfight.
They always look at me like I'm some kind of idiot. I mean, I am, but it's just rude.
Merry Christmas one and all x
Ubi illa capra stupri?
Today I learned:
Happy 2nd Birthday to the girls!
If only all rules were this smooth
5 stars, great service - John McEnroe
Muppet Show vibes
The end of a very long search.
Alright mate, no need to brag.
A whole year ago today, these idiots moved in to my house.
Call a bondulance. Bames Nond's having a stronk.
This is a friendly reminder to test your smork alam
The invention of the air friar.
Thank you Santa!
I found Hannibal Lechter's advent calendar
So this is happening...
My cats reaction when it's time to put their Birthday party hats on.
Clever idea for the end slices of potato.
The head of Iceland Tourism watching 30 million Brits cross The Northern Lights off their bucket list for free:
You know what you did.
Sonic Boom Boom
All the winners get to sit up front on the way home, wearing their huge medals.
Great place to eat out. Very clean. 5 stars
When you get bubble bath for Christmas, but live in the city.
Happy Ether
Scenery movement system. London.
It's nice to know Santa gets his fruit
Garlic butter shrimp
Japanese food porn
Upsides.... wait,what?
Shake Your Thang (It's Your Thang)
'Darling I'm gonna repaint the house, any colour preferences?' 'I don't care, you choose'
Look what he's done!
Friday silliness
Apologies.... My head is Swiss cheese
This DIY lark is a piece of cake. Oooh, cake.
My tailor gets to work on the coolest stuff.
My cat keeps trying to kill the sign language lady.
I wake up every day wearing these stupid beautiful earmuffs.
And I'll do it again.
Some poetret for you.
My tailor is working on the King's pantaloons.
Welcome to my OnlyNaans page.
Your move, Chubbychops.
Best thing on TV. We're all rapt.
A handy mnemonic.
The girls are confused by the sheer audacity of the urban big-balled squirrel.
My wrecking crew.