When is the wrapping better than the gift? I'll go first.
19
7
1036
This is a friendly reminder to test your smork alam
17
9
726
Title
15
7
641
It's nice to know Santa gets his fruit
10
8
877
Garlic butter shrimp
7
1
811
They always look at me like I'm some kind of idiot. I mean, I am, but it's just rude.
278
15
15342
Bit worried.... I think this hotel wants a swordfight.
57
13
1631
My tailor gets to work on the coolest stuff.
27
1
1455
If only all rules were this smooth
93
14
1363
You can't see it, but she's digging her claws into my feet to maintain balance.
31
8
1099
I found Hannibal Lechter's advent calendar
11
3
443
Clever idea for the end slices of potato.
74
25
1786
Ubi illa capra stupri?
47
1
475
Happy Ether
41
2
296
Scenery movement system. London.
34
6
1475
Best thing on TV. We're all rapt.
15
1
1770
Alright mate, no need to brag.
596
32
40526
Today I learned:
41
6
1581
Great place to eat out. Very clean. 5 stars
29
17
1617
Japanese food porn
502
45
50182
The head of Iceland Tourism watching 30 million Brits cross The Northern Lights off their bucket list for free:
23
8
982
Call a bondulance. Bames Nond's having a stronk.
29
14
1069
You know what you did.
18
9
770
Muppet Show vibes
15
4
1621
And I'll do it again.
21
2
891
All the winners get to sit up front on the way home, wearing their huge medals.
70
11
1829
My wrecking crew.
32
1
894
Sonic Boom Boom
790
86
42687
Some poetret for you.
33
5
1404
Shake Your Thang (It's Your Thang)
922
55
107456
Brian did not know that everyone thought he was a prick.
33
0
1588
My cousin is a teacher, she just received what we are now calling 'The Guilt Trip Cake'
15
5
598
Your move, Chubbychops.
26
3
132
Merry Christmas one and all x
43
2
558
My tailor is working on the King's pantaloons.
25
2
2333
Finally managed to get that song out of my head.
46
8
1815
Upsides.... wait,what?
41
11
2016
'Darling I'm gonna repaint the house, any colour preferences?' 'I don't care, you choose'
34
10
1383
The invention of the air friar.
27
17
1071
This DIY lark is a piece of cake. Oooh, cake.
82
14
465
Anyone want some shoeshi?
9
6
562
A whole year ago today, these idiots moved in to my house.
585
17
44562
Friday silliness
899
86
79020
My cat keeps trying to kill the sign language lady.
9
1
605
Look what he's done!
778
79
75711
Welcome to my OnlyNaans page.
31
10
1141
The girls are confused by the sheer audacity of the urban big-balled squirrel.
73
10
4079
I wake up every day wearing these stupid beautiful earmuffs.
110
3
343
*slaps roof*
1126
34
90479
My cats reaction when it's time to put their Birthday party hats on.
1
0
677
R2D2B or not to be
30
2
1860
When you get bubble bath for Christmas, but live in the city.
1079
166
73862
Apologies.... My head is Swiss cheese
2
6
588
Thank you Santa!
18
2
947
A handy mnemonic.
65
17
577
The end of a very long search.
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296
92307