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Feb 28, 2024 10:52 PM
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
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Imetyourmonontinder
Shooosh Everyone!!! Tries to say something....
thaGh0stD0g36
Nose candy for all?
TsubakiTragic
I have dreams of being a decent photographer (I know, dreaming) and I saw 38 poses from her that would be worth an image for further review... 42 if you fired when she was picking her nose.
TheDaharMaster
This is like that girl who sells the shit in the the orange boxes
cloverleafbane
How come when she does it it's Impressive but when I do it I'm asked to leave because I'm "frightening the other library patrons"?
umbrellamaker
Poise
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Is she a robot? Wax figurine?
nothingtolurkhere
Once she stopped picking at her nose I figured she'd rip a long fart. It's not like it would come out in the photos.
TheobromineAddict
One of my past girlfriends was an ex ballerina and ex model. That lady was a genius at posing for photography. You absolutely could not take a bad picture of her.
Bytencoder
She's the high-speed model.
Aymondray
Damn, Yo! She’s throwing up gang signs.
emarieshanks28
This has such uncanny valley vibe.
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
What the well dressed nose picker will be wearing this year.
RummageSaleBubbler
It has pockets?
tonehoundsmoser9
Wait until she breaks out "Blue Steel"
trythebleucheese
From her nostrils?! Sounds painful
malachilenomade
anotherIngloriousHandle
can someone interpret those hand signals
not the nose pick but all that shit before and after
Huor
[flicks at camera lens]
fastik1
Yep, AI will take her job soon.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Day took errr jerrbs!
conjuratio
...pose...pose...wipe coke...pose...
JJohnston94
It's fun to pause it and click on random spots on the progress bar.
Hemelsblauw
A lot of those stills are good pictures. Only the ones where she goes to pockets or sitdown are not good.
lovehandlesmessiah
Weird Al delivers: "Gotta Boogie" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkUtweS4aMc
Wonderkin
Asian porn is weird
koops
Modelling job speed run.
DrR5
2074red2074
Tahiti.
saturatedcottonballs
Oh we're twerking? This a twerk-off? I'm down
Musicosity
saturatedcottonballs
No fair. No one can compete with Tina's passion
dataengineer
she can claim to not be a robit but she certainly givers all the robuts all the dataaaaa they neeb.
ChillaAquila
Can you smell toast?
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Lol
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cbjfan
They sound a little congested
dataengineer
naho buht i tyred
firlefranz
https://i0.wp.com/teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/man-invented-autocorrect-died-funny-meme.jpg
Randomice
A dress? With pockets?
Zetor
In this economy?
shivacat
Well, it’s not the US.
HalfPintKatie
Right!!!??? How awesome is that??!!
Folsee
That was my first thought! IT HAS POKITSES!
tzahtman
THE FUTURE IS NOW
UnattendedDeviant
Shows me the underlying skills requirements of professional modeling. I'd be down to silly poses after 4 or 5 of them, due to lack of creativity.
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NotAHugeSpider
One of us! One of us!
LogicDude
This is really, really poorly done ASL
NotAHugeSpider
I've seen worse.
ChillaAquila
I dunno, she talked about your mother quite eloquently
woozle
tiptoeingthru
Deaf here: That guy... so seriously misguided. Him and the hundreds of other ppl like him.
woozle
I am hearing impaired and learning to sign late in life, yeah, I get you
drduffer
It’s actually quite accurate, but just really profane.
ameranthe
I can't tell if she's 22 or 45.
Morg729
33.5
Zeplin
Asian.
blzrdphoto
That’s by design.
JustTryingToHelpDude
Looked it up, seems to be 36
RandAIFlagg
Aes Sedai
MyNameIsDoesNotCompute
The wheel turns.
onepinksheep
It doesn't help that she's modeling clothes aimed at middle aged and older women. IIRC, that's the style that she specializes in.
cdubs703
Yes.
windsmokefograinunite
67 !
ToasterDent
So on average she's 33.5? Am I doing the maths right, ma?
windsmokefograinunite
Okay, but it’s okay to round down for this one so, …
3rdoption
Is she going through a standardized set of poses at high speed? It looks kind of like sign language.
UsualLoser
This is low quality stuff mostly for catalogs. I worked in the industry for 7y and the good expensive stuff is muuuuuch slower. The hand-fu is basically for the photographer who doesn't know what he wants to chose after. Nothing impressive here.
UsualLoser
Don't like it as much as you want that's the state of the business. If you think this is editorial stuff then maybe AI is good enough for you :). I can guarantee you that 99% of the shots are not even usable as a stock picture.
sleete
Yep, faster poses less set time, less cost for rentals and other stuff, or more time for other models. There's a video of a guy doing the same thing that gets posted every now and then.
gottodiehappy
And the one time it takes the photographer an extra half-second, he gets so mad lol
malbec
I think she’s having a stronk
ItTookMeAGoodWhileToComeUpWithAUsername
And you can tell that she is doing „eastern“ poses too. Russian, Chinese and Korean models for example pose like that more than western models.
dataengineer
I didn't see any feet... so she can't be *that* good,.
lukebagpiper2
Ah... You're one of those
Maxgaap
Fashion gang signs
stoots24
Lol blink twice if you’re in danger.
paynoattentiontousernames
At first, I thought she was gonna do a robot dance
CaptMinion
She is doing sign language. She is saying "help me! I don't want to do this."
Zunderfeuer
I thought that was what people call ''speed dating'' Just not even half a minute later she looked at her watch two times and was wondering when the fuck I was going to leave.
PlaceHolderTitle
Here she is again with some background info
vegivamp
*handbag yeet*
ChareAndFlaff
Only 120 tpm. The Koreans scoff at such noob numbers. (This is a Starcraft joke)
BanzaiRun
love the bag toss
crimpitdown9001
I know what she is...
Ryebread91
Was gonna say, that is def Asian grandma clothing. Especially the blue coat.
Wikipedo
I can also pull off a range of outfits
Hemelsblauw
Cool.
cptcr
professional model getting paid by the job. she gives them all those poses in a few minutes and doesn't waste anyone's time. that's how models get rehired.
3rdoption
Almost like a weird kind of Tai Chi.
ChillaAquila
A photo bender
TsubakiTragic
I once saw a quote from a model who said (along the lines of) the big payouts received by supermodels are a dream, but doing "knickers and bras" puts food on the table.
hotrodny
I bet this is quite normal in those circles, but I just think it looks weird.
pyroshen
I understand the intent, but why could they really need all those variations in the same outfit and location? They must have got it earlier than that
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
More often than not they just take a crap ton of different photos like this for every outfit and the editor will select from them to choose what is best for the magazine or w/e this is being shot for. These photos are taken way in advance before people actually know what they want or need.
PossiblyNotAGoblin
Most any modelling for a catalogue is like that. They'll take a few hundred pictures for the same outfit same scene and narrow down there to a couple good one that work best. Then they'll change outfit and scene.
RemtonDulyak
Quite normal. My cousin is a professional photographer, and to take one photo of me, we went through 40 shots, then he chose the one that was better.
BornToDoStuff
often they dont know what they need, they just know they want a certain feel or outfit and take like 50 poses in a small area or outfit and pick out what they need later
Snooj
That's the fun thing about photography, you have no idea how it's going to feel during the shoot. I used to work at a photo lab and holy shit, the amount of film burned up to get a couple good shots was astounding. I did a photo shoot for one of the guys working there and dozens of shots over an hour long shoot resulted in one cool photo.
ColleenMarie
I'm interviewing wedding photographers and one guy told me he takes over 100 pictures an hour. For the 5 hours I want him for. I'm like, "I need maybe 30 pictures, tops" he said that's what I'd end up with.
Snooj
And it gets worse the more people you have. Get a group of 10 people posing together and take a dozen snaps right in a row and half of them will be garbage. Someone blinks or looks off to the side for a half second and the shot is ruined.
SomeDetroitGuy
She doesn't pause at anything long enough for someone to take photos though.
shorey66
Look at the flashes
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
She doesn't have to pause. They're using expensive cameras with fast shutter speeds :)
eleanorugby
It kinda seemed like they where taking photos
vegivamp
Oh. Guess all those professional photographers whose flashes are going off all over the place should hire you to teach them their job, then...
Well, either that, or you need some clippy in your life.
Mammamiaitsagonorrhea
When she browses imgur and sees "A pose a day":
kagnub
Megadentron
Oh man I laughed so hard at this!
SlickWithaLimerick
@adorkastock
adorkastock
I wonder if I had a photographer if I could get this good
IntelligentLake
Don't need a photographer to learn, it's about timing. Have a camera take a picture every second til you get it right then speed up.