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Jul 15, 2026 7:47 PM
svardfiska
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DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
A planking minute.
MissDeeMeanor
Try Biopsy Results minute.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
i run intervals; 1 minute run, 1 minute walk. 2 months ago i changed to 1 minute 15 seconds run, 1 minute walk. that extra 15 seconds is longer than a microwave minute.
MoonMoon89
A plank minute.
BosunMark
Treadmill minute = .2 seconds. Microwave minute = 2.4 hours.
usagi2988
Treadmill minute... but it's awfully close.
BobWeAdaBabyEetsAboy
Either way, I’m planning to barf.
usernamesarenotcomments
Sometimes I cheat and go to the toilet during a microwave minute to make it into 10 seconds. I'm doubtful I could do the same on treadmill.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Nope, it's the length of the finish beep at 2:30AM when your wife is unconscious.
seenunseen
Sounds like you already took care of your wife
whiskeywonka
Most microwaves have a method to silence that. Mine its a long hold on the timer button while the door is open. OFC it BEEEEEEPS to signal it has been turned off.
fformulaa
The moment the succulent scent reaches her senses
bippityboppitybuttsex
She thinks frozen white castle is gross tho
fformulaa
Well shit brochacho, lucky you! She single?
bippityboppitybuttsex
Not currently...
fformulaa