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Hmm so the toast post is what goes viral eh? You are an interesting bunch imgur
DeinnsBeans
No thanks to all of the above. What the hell is wrong you people?
Mollythegoose
Pretty sure that cantaloupe is actually salmon
rasmis
I've read a lot of bad human >< hummus comments to find this. +1
FemilyMay
That's a lot of celery.
grobesviech
And an ewww combination
underscoreneckbeard
My son switched from "ants on a log", celery with peanut butter and raisins, to "bees on cheese". A cheese sandwich with raisins on it.
Blinkordeath182
Some of these are difficult. "Steak, braised pork ribs, soufflé. Breakfast toast"
nyquihol
HugosHouseOfHorrors
My daughter used to do that too :)
01111001
omfg perfect
vinnycthatwhoibe
Finally recipes I can make
unearth72
These are all fucking open face sandwiches.
Fachera
As much as I like Kimchi, it is the most antisocial thing u can eat in the AM:dragon breath
radioactivepolarbears
I thought the first one said "Humans." Still thought it looked tasty
ThenameIwant
Imgur has ruined us
suckstoyourauntie
toast + butter. BREAKFAST TOAST
lovestohate
Thank you for saying what I was thinking
TheHornedKing
Cream cheese right after payday
ChrisOfDeadmonton
Op do one for the people who are broke
FHG38261
Those are all too much work for the morning. English muffin toast with butter and a glass of OJ. You're welcome.
MrRandom314159
Where was it, where was it... Eh, close enough.
SirCornelius
BREAKFAST TOAST
smaeflowers
Read it so many times i began hearing it in Peter griffin's voice the way he says road house
nimporte
BREAKFAST + TOAST. BREAKFAST TOAST
AManInATanJacketCarryingADeerskinSuitcaseWhomNoOneCanRemember
Welp, I just came.
0DiVisioN
Egg omelette? A bit redundant no?
thesplashingblumpkins
And omelette was misspelled
ElleKayAre
I spit a chia seed that was stuck in my teeth into the sink and it started growing out of the drain. True story.
dancealittlestranger
Chachachachia!
elik
Avocado, salt, and pepper on toast is amazing, try it.
vamiaka
That's my go-to, plus oregano. My new fav is avocado with everything-bagel seasoning on it - omg.
Chronk
Avocado with salt & pepper is one of my favorite snacks and so simple. I never thought of putting it on toast.
Seven7greens
Avocado, salt, splash of lime and a spoon. Perfect snack.
TheScarletBitch
Try it with cream cheese and slices of avocado. Also works well with bagels. It's heaven.
whatido
EWWW GROSS. Why waste so much toast
retrohellix
Hey, don't forget people don't toast toast, toast toast toast.
PublicClassMiloImplementsPerson
toasts*
fuzzyjew
Rude. You never talk about another mans toast like that.
Troxxas
Who the fuck has the energy to make this in the morning?
ThePelican
People who eat this kind of thing for breakfast, probably.
SenorMacaroni
Where's the Nutella?
TinySupreme
In the garbage where that nasty stuff belongs.
qussow
They're obviously out and resorting to whatever odds and ends are lying around.
Codeindigo
FOUND THE WHITE GIRL
CptAmericasShield
Someone already ate it :/
nimporte
BREAKFAST GHOST.
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
IbukiOnTheScene
SHITTERS CLOGGED
rasmis
In the candy isle.
SomethingWittyIDK
Why don't you just eat a big spoonful of diabeetus.
YoMTVRapz
do you have one for me?
01111001
Nutella has 21 grams of sugar in one single serving size.
BreadyStinellis
Holy shit! I need to read labels. I eat so much nutella!
01111001
Haha, I know, right? I stick to getting my sugar from fruits these days. I try to avoid added sugar like the plague.
YoMTVRapz
You mean 21 grams of orgasm in my mouth.
01111001
I prefer to get my mouth orgasms from blueberries, raspberries, kiwis, and all sorts of other fruits.
retrohellix
"Celery, raisins, and peanut butter..."
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Dude have you never had celery with peanut butter inside?
retrohellix
No, sounds gross to be honest.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Not sure if you dislike peanut butter or celery but it's pretty delicious and a staple snack food of kids in US that want to be "healthy"
wildcatkay
DID UR MOM NEVER MAKE U ANTS ON A LOG AS A CHILD http://imgur.com/DlbbXzE
retrohellix
Never, I didn't know it was a thing until recently.
Gnoll
Alternatively, you can use squeeze cheese or cream cheese. It's one of my favorite snacks that we make for thanksgiving. Give it a try.
wildcatkay
:_:
MicroChaotic
Toast.makeText(this, "For the past 3 months this has been the only toast I know", Toast.LENGTH_LONG).show();
thegr8rambino
Error: unhandled exception
thumbpics
Toasts got no exception
underscoreneckbeard
This needs to be a Ryan Gosling Programmer tumblr post.
thegr8rambino
lel
morrissimo
Top kek, fellow code slinger
blaknwhitejungl
When's the app coming out?
LittleMissPracticallyImperfect
Am I the only one who sees stuff like this, or "gourmet" food and thinks "no thanks, I'd rather stick with the usual"?
TastyTastyScience
Do you also have a favorite brand of cheap beer that you drink every day in front of a TV watching reruns of an old show in your underwear?
Gnoll
Nope these all look like they would taste terrible and/or be insanely expensive to even bother having the ingredients on hand.
CheermeupScotty
I'm so sick of recipes with kale, kimchi and chia seeds.. CHIA SEEDS -> BIRD FOOD.
Gnoll
If you like how it tastes, great, but don't feed me that hippy dippy "superfood" bullshit. You can get the same nutrients from regular food.
CheermeupScotty
Exactly!
KingoPants
Basically. Id rather just have egg on toast with some pepper
ThatSociallyAwkwardGuy
It's not even a matter of the usual. People try way too hard to make something novel, so they forget to make it taste good.
csamsh
Yeah where are sausage, egg, and cheese when you need them??? I mean, we're eating breakfast, not pop culture
tamirr
These actually look horribly unbalanced in taste and some would be really hard to eat.
ThatSociallyAwkwardGuy
JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT CELERY YOURE GOING TO BE CHEWING FOREVER
krowonod
First picking up from the floor, when it explodes after first bite, then chewing forever.
SuzetteTheSmoreSchnappsGirl
i dont understand why people eat pomegranate seeds? theyre so unfulfilling!
JessThe2ndBestt
It's a good snack you can eat mindlessly
BitchImCanadian
I eat them on their own, they're tasty and an easy way to occupy yourself while watching TV or something.
shittymalone
it's actually the toast itself that's the odd flavor out in most of these.
TrialOrc
Bacon + Bacon + Beer. Breakfast Toast.
LinRick
I love you fuckers but the bacon schtick is downright annoying at this point
OfficialUsernameChecker
Why do you think it's a schtick? I would eat basin with everything if I wouldn't die in a month
thegr8rambino
Lol basin
OfficialUsernameChecker
Why is my auto cucumber so dumb?
ButYouCanDoJiuJitsu
"A toast! To bacon and bacon." *drinks beer*
longshadow48
you win
tinym0nster
Breakfast toasted*
brethamus
You forgot whiskey but that's okay
TrialOrc
Whiskey is for an after breakfast snack.
brethamus
My bad
thegr8rambino
AHAHAHAHAHHA
sonic745
All these 'breakfast toasts' are missing bacon. +1 for you.
AbzM
http://imgur.com/UAiSGiA
herrbar
and only 35 calories http://www.splittinghairs.org/simpsons-reference/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/vlcsnap-2012-10-24-04h57m35s253.png
ThePowerOf42
Or you want coffe to go with that bacon http://www.likecool.com/Body/Food/Maple%20Bacon%20Coffee%20Beer/Maple-Bacon-Coffee-Beer.jpg
BubberFantasyonline
Bacon bread toast?
TrialOrc
Omg that looks delicious!
craz3d
That's my kinda toast.
ThePowerOf42
A beer brewed with bacon? http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bacon-beer.jpg
TrialOrc
Brb, liquor store.
MotherOfFlagons
underscoreneckbeard
Majestic as fuck.
thegr8rambino
"Here's to feeling good all the time!"
ITSTIMETOOILUP
That cigarette is so majestic that it doesn't even need to obey the laws of physics.
JohnBrom
This should be made into a "deal with it" gif
waldekwlad
this needs more points. here have my +1
PhiIIipJFry
None of these look appetising to me
hellion
I thought it was just my hangover. So glad I'm not the only one.
ThatSociallyAwkwardGuy
Reading this post managed to make me less hungry, which is remarkable.
RextonArmos
Some of these would actually ruin my day, and one would put me in the hospital.
BitterLiberalArtsStudent
Which one?
RextonArmos
The one that would put me in the hospital? The banana one I got a pretty violent allergy to them.
garathselbow
You mean you're allergic to scales
RextonArmos
Why yes I'm allergic to scales. I haven't found the alternative in my life yet :(
SomeOldGuy
Yeah they all look really bad to me as well.
HighrockTendales
*looks*
PhiIIipJFry
"this looks" "these look"
HighrockTendales
You used the word 'None' which is a short form of 'Not One
PhiIIipJFry
A common misconception is that none is always singular because it is short for no one. 1/2
PhiIIipJFry
However, it is just as likely to mean not any, implying a plural. 2/2
Krakencrotch
I'd rather take a bayonet to the gut than mix cheese and fruit.
thingssomeonesays
Have you ever tried it?
Krakencrotch
Yes, that's why I said it.
fivefingercuntpunch
Read first one as "Humans, walnut and pomegranate". Not a fan of pomegranate. "Pass."
finallyregistering
I read it as humerus
thatgoodone
I thought that, too. Except I thought it also said walruses.
LurkingSurfer
Humans + Walruses + pomegranate = NOPE! Btw. That's what I read at first and got prepared to laugh my arse off...
ThenameIwant
Imgur has ruined us.
NotACanadian
Soylent Sandwich
Zidlickymyclitsome
I read every. Title then read out breakfast toast like Peter griffin says Roadhouse!
toxcrusadr
Those seeds! Why put seeds on your toast. Pomegranate is good for juice and that's about it.
fivefingercuntpunch
agreed
BenadrylCumberRanch
I love all parts of that toast! But all together makes me v cautious.
Iamwhatthefoxsays
Pomegranate is the fruit of the gods! (I don't actually know, I just really like pomegranate)
youdontknowjac
I was thinking this exactly. I don't understand.
mxjxs91
I came to the comments to see if anyone else thought the same thing about pomegranate being on toast.
katymonsterunderthebed
I actually love eating the seeds!
AnonEmooses
freakin rich people
MySecondAccount
Yeah... people like me just have peanut butter on their toast
JohnBrom
Anybody can travel as long as they have $1k and no debts!
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Gnoll
PSA: I regularly find apples for under $1/lb and bananas around $.70/lb. Buy eggs in bulk, they last a LONG time. Learn to cook and you 1/2
Gnoll
can make a few bucks go a long ass way. 2lb of carrots for $1, 5lb potatos for $2.50, onions just as cheap. Food for DAYS... 2/2
OldSpice
A majority of these items are affordable tho..m minus salmon.
Gnoll
I dunno. Walnuts, pomegranate, fresh basil and Parmesan, agave.. those are kinda up there on the affordable scale to have them all on hand.
OldSpice
And are also very versatile. Ricotta? Apples? Honey? Walnuts? Hells yeh bruh
tanadarko
Dude I doubt any of these cost more than an egg mcmuffin.
nettiebean
That's my unit of measurement for everything. "How much is this?" "About 20 mcmuffins"
tanadarko
Did you know that the big mac is ACTUALLY used as a unit of measurement in socioeconomic statistics? No lie.
nettiebean
I did! I am a psychology student. It's fantastic!
Gnoll
It's so easy to make amazing food with really cheap ingredients. $10 bucks at the store and I can make days worth of food. Not so with McD's
tanadarko
Exactly! People think that eating fast food is cheap but it's not. When ppl ask me financial advice I point at that and drinking made coffee
Gnoll
Hell yeah, and if you spring just a couple bucks for a thing of syrup you can make your own Starbucks style coffee for pennies a glass.
tanadarko
Drinking out is another big money-suck!