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46545 pts · November 8, 2014


"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes."

My friend just got arrested

Points 224
Comments 84
Views 925

I have a newfound respect for strippers

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 12418

mr. gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Points 96
Comments 3
Views 186

MRW watching Milana Vayntrub in "Lesbian Mountain"

Points 43
Comments 10
Views 40249

Magic Mushrooms

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 1367

Accurate

Points 174
Comments 30
Views 83

Prince Ali to run for new FIFA president

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 3077477

つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE FELIX༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Points -7
Comments 1
Views 1699

Just when you start to think you are number one.

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 276

How I imagine people react when they make it to the front page

Points 9
Comments 9
Views 1097

Is it... is it evolving?

Points 4
Comments 13
Views 428

Someone tore down the Starbucks to make way for a basketball court. This is the live footage.

Points 150
Comments 10
Views 799

MRW someone cockily eats an apple in front of me

Points 8
Comments -1
Views 154

Oh sure, a zoo will let a monkey feed baby tigers but not me

Points 66
Comments 22
Views 1051

The media's reaction when a black guy gets shot by the police

Points 28
Comments 15
Views 3414

Food panda has your back

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 205

Our RW we realize JeremyNothHenley catfished all of us with his lottery winning lie

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 382

Oh no oh no oh no...

Points 13
Comments 2
Views 2535

MFW I'm checking to see if the stall is empty or occupied

Points 74
Comments 13
Views 236

Never forget

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 74

The real reason people riot

Points 14
Comments 16
Views 186

Does my cat need to keep his collar on?!

Points 2
Comments 5
Views 698

Drake the type of nigga to...

Points 16
Comments 15
Views 1002

Some perspective

Points 8
Comments 34
Views 3

Sorry, I don't remember ordering pancakes

Points 18
Comments 13
Views 223

Such ferocious. Much anger. Wow.

Points 23
Comments 14
Views 3794

I've got a Constance Wu fetish

Points 23
Comments 4
Views 2903

MRW I got all charges dropped because the cop forgot to read me my Miranda rights

Points 27
Comments 17
Views 417

A rose by any other name

Points 13
Comments 8
Views 5379

Why I love weekends

Points 19
Comments 9
Views 730

The guy in the upper left tho

Points 25
Comments 20
Views 245

I lost my medical license because...

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 236

So fat

Points 11
Comments 8
Views 462

I am Battle Geese Lord

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 1424

MRW the ring pop is laced with LSD

Points 36
Comments 14
Views 3620

MRW my ex tells me I'll never amount to anything

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 460

MRW my partner has a barbed penis

Points 20
Comments 12
Views 6942

Don't count your shoulder chickens before they hatch

Points 105
Comments 12
Views 1841

Drake the type of nigga to put the bars back in bar mitzvah

Points -2
Comments 0
Views 305

It's all relative, I guess

Points 78
Comments 9
Views 106

MRW I pass my exam on Malcolm X by watching the movie instead of reading his autobiography

Points 49
Comments 17
Views 4480

Not sure if super safe or super slutty

Points 17
Comments 27
Views 402

MRW the teacher reads my essays and asks me if I even bothered to read the book

Points 11
Comments 15
Views 272

MRW the girl I bring home tells me she's into bondage and wants to hwip me

Points 25
Comments 22
Views 3103

MRW I get the charges dropped because the cop forgot to read me my Miranda rights

Points 75
Comments 12
Views 371

MRW my friends bring me a hooker while we're in thailand

Points 41
Comments 9
Views 317

Criminal masterminds

Points 14
Comments 5
Views 2106

MRW I haven't watched porn in over a month

Points 375
Comments 41
Views 1953

MRW an ugly girl keeps flirting with me and won't leave me alone at the bar

Points 13
Comments 18
Views 10733

When you get the youth sucked right out of you by an aging succubus

Points 11
Comments 17
Views 445

When she look 15 but that ID say she legal

Points 47
Comments 15
Views 3602

All the juice

Points 11
Comments 10
Views 102
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