My friend just got arrested
I have a newfound respect for strippers
mr. gorbachev, tear down this wall!
MRW watching Milana Vayntrub in "Lesbian Mountain"
Magic Mushrooms
Accurate
Prince Ali to run for new FIFA president
つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE FELIX༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Just when you start to think you are number one.
How I imagine people react when they make it to the front page
Is it... is it evolving?
Someone tore down the Starbucks to make way for a basketball court. This is the live footage.
MRW someone cockily eats an apple in front of me
Oh sure, a zoo will let a monkey feed baby tigers but not me
The media's reaction when a black guy gets shot by the police
Food panda has your back
Our RW we realize JeremyNothHenley catfished all of us with his lottery winning lie
Oh no oh no oh no...
MFW I'm checking to see if the stall is empty or occupied
Never forget
The real reason people riot
Does my cat need to keep his collar on?!
Drake the type of nigga to...
Some perspective
Sorry, I don't remember ordering pancakes
Such ferocious. Much anger. Wow.
I've got a Constance Wu fetish
MRW I got all charges dropped because the cop forgot to read me my Miranda rights
A rose by any other name
Why I love weekends
The guy in the upper left tho
I lost my medical license because...
So fat
I am Battle Geese Lord
MRW the ring pop is laced with LSD
MRW my ex tells me I'll never amount to anything
MRW my partner has a barbed penis
Don't count your shoulder chickens before they hatch
Drake the type of nigga to put the bars back in bar mitzvah
It's all relative, I guess
MRW I pass my exam on Malcolm X by watching the movie instead of reading his autobiography
Not sure if super safe or super slutty
MRW the teacher reads my essays and asks me if I even bothered to read the book
MRW the girl I bring home tells me she's into bondage and wants to hwip me
MRW I get the charges dropped because the cop forgot to read me my Miranda rights
MRW my friends bring me a hooker while we're in thailand
Criminal masterminds
MRW I haven't watched porn in over a month
MRW an ugly girl keeps flirting with me and won't leave me alone at the bar
When you get the youth sucked right out of you by an aging succubus
When she look 15 but that ID say she legal
All the juice