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vintagebroad
I come from an age where they injected silicone directly into the breast Fortunately I told them fuck no
yellowgage
Those are much more than 4000cc.
4000cc is just barely bigger than a gallon, so if those hands belong to anyone other than a small child, then the implants are several gallons each.
TheAlteredWitch
Excuse me for a second, but what the fuck is going on with this image?
It's the actual post, inside a useless rounded square which is apparently the post of someone else that didn't even comment anything, with a blue gradient background. Who made this?
beefsteak73
Oh, to have tits with the same displacement as the 1UZFE
SquirrelWithATophat
Reminds me of this scene from Squidbillies where the granny gets breast implants and keeps asking for them to be bigger.
https://youtu.be/skCoiq0zj_E?si=QLG1ApbUeFOhz-tx
stygionabyss2
No morals as long as the customer says that they are changing their body to match their self identity.
redpandabanana
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
an0therthr0waway
redpandabanana
SnakuPlisskin
What about realistic titty monsters?
redpandabanana
NegativeMass
depends on how many boat payments they have left
GIMike1972
You misspelled "YACHT" mate!!!
epithymetic
tclothingw
This
azgrak1
We have laws for everything. 800cc is technically the limit. A surgeon can overfill a saline implant and take it to 1000cc’s. Under special circumstances a mastectomy patient can get over 1400cc’s. For bigger somewhere other than the US will be required.
mikeatike
I know I can't handle 1400cc. https://www.kawasaki.com/en-us/motorcycle/ninja/supersport/ninja-zx-14r?srsltid=AfmBOoqSfp9ionWB-spwdrRJVySh9KswvD-pNekHOjDtOmaetwQvsbwA
BeaverOnFire
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
It's their life. Darwin take the wheel. At this point they will need an interior suspension system though.
Doismellbacon
Motorboat payments?
fartharder
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
Kristi Noems husband bid on them
StarscreamAndHutch
Pyrokneticbeavr
The fucked up thing is those look super fun to play with but they will not make good boobs. I bet implant dodgeball would go hard
MKaiser
Jesus Fucking Christ, whoever gets those must have a spinal column made of titanium
PballQhead
As a chef who regularly uses containers ranging from 2L to 22L, those are not 4L…closer to 10 or 12..
DasBeaker
A doctor with morals and a backbone. Ex of mine got a boob job and her doctor absolutely refused to put implants that were way to disproportioned to her body or could cause huge health issues down the line.
Snoman314
Bullshit that's 4000cc. Those are way bigger than that.
vindik8or
Yeah, closer to 8000. Each. Fucken manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Four litres? That looks about right.
(A bit under a gallon in freedum units.)
Snoman314
What do you mean, lol. They're each wider than the person behind them!
A sphere 0.5m in diameter is over 65L, or 65450cc. I think that's closer to the actual amount. 8000cc would be closer to 25cm diameter.
Snoman314
Oops, got mixed up with @vindik8or's comment. at 4000cc each, that'd be even smaller at less than 20cm. These are clearly at least an order of magnitude more than what's stated.
vindik8or
I missed a significant figure, lol
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Okay, I went back and looked again - I think you’re right.
Jackpot7777777
To Americans: slightly more than a gallon.
manixaist
Don't shame
Mumalot
well well well, look at those puppies.
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW Dogs have 8 tits... I await a corrected image. Thanks.
bronah912360
Well, it did say stolen. Plus, maybe she only had enough to do 2 at a time.
Lutki
This is a schism in the furry community
manixaist
Best I can do with my time today
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW
StrandedonEarth
Cue the “Boob Nazi”
MissivesFromTheTower
Is that something like that soup Nazi, from Seinfeld? But the lines would be "No boob for you!"
StrandedonEarth
Yes, that’s what I was thinking of…
invaderjak
No boob for you, next!
CaldariBob
eppykaze
When the skin wont stretch enough to hold them
HisRoyalMajestyKingV
This wouldn't be their first set of implants; the recipient will already have quite large ones currently. And, typically, with saline implants, they would fill them after insertion.
Telemapus
They add extra skin from the butt. [citation needed]
eppykaze
That doesn't make sense as you need the butt implants to serve as a counter balance when the tits get large enough
Telemapus
Yeah but the butt can often spare it in these situations... honestly I don't understand the psychology of it at all.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
That's the stupidest thing I've seen all day.
Why would you put monster truck tires on a Maserati?
HonHomes
Ok, but I do kiiinda want to see a maserati with monster-truck wheels. It would look pretty funny!
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Ok ok you right, that would be cool, mine was a bad metaphor =p
kimwimgoddess
Best I could do is a Lamborgini
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Exactly the vibe I meant, thank you. If that was a person, you'd wonder who hurt them.
Schaade
Because you can?
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I mean, fair.
sparmek
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cDl5OHllcGFpcm9zaGY3NjQ3MWFjdm5mdGh4azF3YzNwOHUzcjhxdiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/GJpUDHylKoV93guUxZ/200w.webp
FartsSmellBad
There moral obligation starts when the payments end
MrAcurite
Are we sure those aren't actually for something else entirely, and the comment "4000cc breast implants" was made as a joke?
whiskeywonka
As long as a psych Dr signs off on it, then the surgeon has no moral right to say no. His job is literally to do body mods to order. Imagine a Dr who tells a trans person no because they want to go from a flat chest to a B cup or from a HH to a flat chest? And yes I believe a informed and sane adult can decide for themselves this type of thing. Do I agree with 4kcc implants? No, but I wont stop you from doing you.
trinityj1
A doctor has no obligation to perform cosmetic surgery on anyone and can always say no. They should say no to this mostly for safety reasons. And they do, which is why people go to countries with black market or unregulated clinics to do this kind of shit to themselves.
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
There's some murky territory with things like Body Integrity Dysphoria, where people feel an overwhelming urge to get a certain limb amputated (despite no dysfunction of the limb). The ethics of that are... controversial. I can imagine a psychiatrist and a surgeon disagreeing in a case like that, with both having merits to their argument.
whiskeywonka
I absolutely can not see a psychiatrist 'signing off' on the surgery. Sure they might agree that the patient *has* that condition, but the cure isnt having the surgery. That would be a mental illness disqualifying them from being able to select that surgery. My wife had to do 30 hours of therapy and 5 with a psychiatrist to get gastric bypass, so no, i just can not see it. Not a *good* psychiatrist anyhow, im sure there are plenty of quacks and scummy ones around that you can slip a few bucks to
ePluribus
Any woman who wants implants like this, has mental health issues that really need to be addressed first. They aren't "sexy", they WILL cause massive pain for her, including headaches, sore neck, back pain and more.
These are a cry for help, not an enhancement.
Xenarion
There's an argument to be made about any size, mainly about beauty standards and expectations put on women from a young age.
Clockworkdancerobot
I think it is a mistake to frame it this way. Without enough evaluation you can't just lump everyone in this manner. "It's mental illness" is ideologically lazy.
TI99Kitty
I remember reading about a model who got gigantic implants, back in the late '90s. Not only did she have the massive back and neck pain you describe, she couldn't sleep lying on her back. She had to sleep sitting up, otherwise they'd crush the breath out of her.
I read about her again, sometime in the past 10 years, because she'd wound up committing suicide.
brazzy42
You're most likely thinking of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari
TI99Kitty
Maybe? Did she ever do a talk show segment in the US, where she took a shower onstage (while wearing a bathing suit) with an audience member who wanted to shower with her, with his head between her boobs?
B4r4B4d4B45tu
100%. No one who has to deal with macro or gigantomastia would wish this on anyone. Source: I have macromastia
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Gonna need a post to back that up ;)
B4r4B4d4B45tu
Hah, not gonna happen. Not going to let you end up throwing up due to a picture of me, and later demanding compensation for the mental damage. I am FUCKING UGLY (and proud of it!)
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Haha had to try. Thx for being a good sport
B4r4B4d4B45tu
No problem, dude. Have a nice night
justareallylongemailaddress
Bruh....username aside.... bruh.....
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Oh hell it's in good fun. Lighten up
meme2zombie
Just some sexual harassment all in good fun!
Happydaddy
The problem is how do you draw the line. That's the same argument some people use against trans surgery. Even more traditional size ones come with a slew of risks a person has to accept. And what we think is or isn't sexy isn't a valid reason to control someone else. It's a tough situation.
PolitiCat
For trans surgery you currently often need extensive psychological evaluation before you are allowed to. For such drastic changes against any medical reason I would make this also a requirement.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Exactly this. If someone actually wants this, and they are refused because someone else thinks it's too much or that they must not be in a healthy mind to ask for it... that same logic applies in a lot of other places.
bronah912360
I get everyone's argument. Tbh if anyone wants to have any surgery that isn't a necessity should have to go through therapy. Tattoos, one thing. Surgery, another.
There are going to be people out there who have all the money to throw at everything and everyone until they get what they want, but at least inform them of the ramifications it may cause. If they don't want to listen, then I think at that point that's what the waivers are for.
GiveYourBallsATug69
Trans people get a psych eval before getting their surgery. Imo it'd just make sense to have the same thing for cis people who want to alter their bodies. It'll never happen though, it's a money industry that preys on insecure people.
NotObscene
Not all places require something like that for surgeries for trans people. I’d argue that’s the best. It wasn’t long ago that homosexuality was in the DSM. It still creates difficulty in people getting treatment if there isn’t accessible practitioners in the area, even when there is their schedules are often booked insanely far out. Gender can be unique to an individual and dictating who does and doesn’t apply for gender affirming therapy (cis and trans people) is a slippery and dangerous slope.
Xenarion
Honestly, agreed on that. Most of the time it's a result of beauty expectations put on women.
DrOsmium
Speaking as a trans woman myself, and I imagine cis women probably get a similar feeling, so many people will judge you for not being feminine enough that it's tempting to just have giant boobs and have that constant affirmation. It's unhealthy at this degree of course, but sometimes the stress just makes you pause for a sec.
MendoncycleSmith
I straight up love boobs, and this is grotesque.
BeaverOnFire
SploogeMcDuck316
Ratio is more important than outright size imo
LeftRightThere
One per hand is my goal
Rivalyn
These aren't boobs, they're just squishy plastic. Even if you put them inside a person, they'd still be squishy plastic.
SonOfScubaSam
I've had the privilege of touching some big fake boobs on a handful of occasions, and I can say for certain that the ones that are done well are very boob-like.
thebonesofmyancestors
But did they breast boobily?
SonOfScubaSam
I'm pleased to report that they did, and just as well as a natural boob does! 10/10 would recommend.
lostlittletimeonthis
But covered in fleshy nipple
CheeseCoffeeChests
This looks more like 4000. Way more. i just put 4 milk boxes together and thats not even close to these implants.
ePluribus
You're comparing a cubic volume against a "spherical" volume and that makes a HUGE difference to the apparent size. As a test, try pouring a single box of milk into a bag/balloon and compare it to the box - still look like the same volumes?
It's a tricky thing, and likely would stumble more than a few people.
PballQhead
It makes a significant difference, yes, but not THAT much. If I were at work I'd post pics of me holding a square 4L container and a square 12L; these are MUCH closer to 12 than 4
CheeseCoffeeChests
Lets say the women in the background is very slim. then her hip would be about 30cm. These implants are easy the width of her hip so 30cm. Lets treat them like a Spheroid to keep it easy. Diameter of 30cm in X and z direction, 20 in y direction because flattend by own weight. Then you got about 75 000 cc or 75 liters wich sounds more like what we see
Xenarion
Depends on the perspective. It looks to me that the implants are way closer to the camera than the woman.
ePluribus
-hmm- Dammit, you raise an excellent point that proves yours while still accepting the logic of mine.
Feck... OK, you win. These are not only "too big" they are also "stupidly too big" while at the same time also "insanely too big". :D
CheeseCoffeeChests
I am pretty sure that these are either not implants or a prove of concept or durability test for implants that got filled with waaaay more that someone could use to show that they wont rip (Like they do with condoms)
ePluribus
I would tend to agree, except we have already been presented with a 'real-world application' of these by another Imgurian...
joshdlc8888
For reference:
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
BlueDsc
I'm a man and this makes my back hurt.
bronah912360
As a woman whose size is just slightly over what VD carries in store, THIS broke my back in half and I'm more built for that load.
StrandedonEarth
What Alan Harper would call "Massive Mammary Syndrome," or MMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig9gmNwMJHk
KingMagenta
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyenc3NGEydWlvOXYybHE2YmN1NWcwMTkxbTgyM3Npd3V6cW1lbGU1MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ZEZrt73uxAARaLnjFP/giphy.gif
FreeRangeToast
looks like my uncle toting around his beer-gut
ingridwebb88
Some of it is pron
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
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Nostradamuswaswrong
Shouldn't that be "Tectanicas"?
AutobotPrincess
monoboob
Adsma2002
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aHR0YWFuMHU2NW52Z2Zib2x6bjEwenljbzRwZjFkOHlqN3FxOTRkcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1M9fmo1WAFVK0/200w.webp
Sensiblyinteresting
Mental illness
d3jake
Body dysmorphia? Unhealthy attention-seeking skills.
d3jake
?
DarthGoodguy
!
FoxPesdassi
No matter WHAT it is, you can bet that some fuckers are *into* it, and will pay you money for it.
CheeseCoffeeChests
Its a pillow or something... just google the name.
victalany
HulaJesus
Im more concerned with the "BUT HOW?" Like i know skin stretches but I dont think it stretches that much. Do they do skin grafts to get the extra material? Is it a progressive one like no no you gotta start with these and work your way up to these like ear gauges?
Xenarion
Usually done overtime. Let the skin heal and reform, then increase by a few size. Rinse and repeat.
Cactus21
Pretty sure you gonna have to go through a few sizes to get there. You can get ones that you can add fluid to so you can increase size without surgery. Either way, those are just way too big.
Salticido
I know if you get a mastectomy for breast cancer & choose to do breast reconstruction, they might give you what they aptly call "breast expanders" right after the mastectomy or in a later surgery, and it's exactly what it sounds like. It has a port so that they can fill it repeatedly so that it expands more and more each time, and it stretches out your skin to make room for implants or tissue.
whiskeywonka
There are medical balloons called tissue expanders that are used to slowly stretch the skin before implants are... implanted.
B4r4B4d4B45tu
I have medically diagnosed macromastia and my back hurts. This? This HAS to be some kind of body dysmorphia! Seeing it makes my back worse!
bfmama
The one plus of having breast cancer was choosing complete bi-lateral mastectomy. My back and shoulders have been so much better!
Rkfinecake
I've seen the grooves in the shoulders from the 1 ton bra straps. Awful. 🙁 I think at least for some of the people who do this to themselves, it's temporary and they go back.
Forosnai
I went to high school with a girl who had H cups. And the poor thing loved playing rugby.
I don't think I'd ever seen someone as happy as she seemed after she turned 18 and got her breast reduction done.
comeonjointhejoyride
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZGRqb2kyeTVvY3d2anpqMWE0d3Rvd2NqMjkwOWVpZGxncngwdTJzZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UV4ik7Efi1xN9Z13L0/200w.webp
SirenSinger17
Wasn't there some tennis player that got a breast reduction and immediately went up a hundred ranks or something?
Nonada
I also went to high school with someone with H cups but they were able to get a breast reduction at 16 (she went to Cs)
B4r4B4d4B45tu
I've wanted/needed one for decades. If I ever win the lottery, it's a mastectomy/hysterectomy combo for me!
showmaturepostsandcomments
If you need one... Why not insurance pay for it? Preventative against a disc repair later. Or, American so insurance says fuck you?
B4r4B4d4B45tu
Nope, not USA-ian! And it's mostly because getting authorizations can be hard, plus my salary depends on how many classes I teach
Forosnai
Her family owned/owns a reasonably successful vinyard, so I imagine that helped with affording it, haha. Though I wonder if it'd be covered here, since at that point I think it probably counts as a legitimate quality-of-life concern and not just cosmetic. I never thought to look into it, or ask.
B4r4B4d4B45tu
Ah, I think I can get both with a psychiatry recommendation (my shrink said I should contact a surgeon through my insurance). Luckily, I live in South America, so things aren't too dire here.