Grammy award-winning theremin player, licensed sex therapist/zeppelin pilot, aerosolized cheese magnate, and inventor of the TastyScrape™ edible tongue scraper. Voluptuary and flâneur of international renown. Currently residing in the Congolese embassy in St. Petersburg due to a delicate legal matter involving an alleged quail egg trafficking ring that I had almost nothing to do with. Please direct all inquiries to my lovely yoga instructor/au pair Analisa who will be acting as my publicist and legal advisor until I can regain access to my bank accounts. Vanessa, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry and I’m ready to give counseling another try. Please don’t sell the catamaran.
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