The Goths are invading the Roman Empire!

Aug 28, 2026 8:06 PM

LogicDude

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Okay actually it was the Visigoths in 410 AD, but I'm good with this more modern version!

This better not unearth anything

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All the right junk in all the right places

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I'm gonna stay behind and hold her back. You go and alert the townsfolk

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Not a goth, just a rather very attractive person (jarvap)

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Pinkchyuwu or owo or something like that.

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZjY2NnlsaTV1ZWs4ajljdWVncXQzMDdxazh2YnFsdGJ5YmlkaGw5ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/12bKigyx6dC7bq/200w.webp How it all started.

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No, this is how it started. At least for me...

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Damn right. Respect the mistress of the night!

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What's the downside?

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In the case of the girl in the post above? She sanewashes a pedo so...

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Ah, lads, not again

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Good Goth that's amazing.

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OK she can have my soul

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This is one of my phone lock screens

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She's dating a pedophile

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Good thing someone is keeping an eye on him!

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I thought the drake thing was just a gameshow? Or are there more pedophiles in play?

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Started as a gameshow but they're still hanging out even after it ended, she's got a post of the two hanging out from a week ago.

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He said he's going to buy her mom a house. Pretty sure he made her earn that house

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*Gagging noises*

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This goth made drake bark

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She looks too old for Drake. You know, over 16.

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I know but it happened

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that is not a problem

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Jaysus.

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Real goths died in 1997.

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I will worship my gothgirl overlords

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Vae victis

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That was earlier.

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And now?

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"Vae victis" was Brennus, a Celtic chieftain who captured Rome some 400 BCE or so. 7-8 centuries before Gothic wars.

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Mommy!

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What is with everyone thirsting for someone that has been hanging with a pedo? You guys really do have the attention span of a goldfish.

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Do you think it's contagious or something?

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right, because THAT'S the number one reason to avoid people who like pedos

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Some people might not know... but there is definitely people that are just looking past her just hanging out with Drake like there is nothing wrong with that.

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Hey now, some of us thought she was overrated before the whole Drake thing.

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That reminds me, I still need to pick a present for my birthday

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Vidi, veni.

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You still gotta vici, but in this context it would be verbally getting her consent

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Vidi, veni, vidi

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Mirabile dictu!

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Great Gabagool!!!

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Duomo di Milano ?

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Appears to be, yes. I didn't know, but looking up the building it matches the background in the pic. Good eye.

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Lungs are overrated anyway

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Just taking up space that could be used for more tiddy.

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Dude. Stop looking at her. She's not worth your time. Look into my eyes. The tits are temporary. The glory of Rome is forever.

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rome is a mere blip in the timeline compared to the existence of tits

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v

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Fine, I'll devote myself to my studies at the Library of Alexandria.


OH WAIT!

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But it would be a lot harder to wank to the colosseum.. I'm not saying impossible, but

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Pfah, the glory of Rome is long gone. Nero and Caligula and many others saw to that.

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Considering Rome fell into ruins long ago, I'm going with the girl.

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yeah, but what if I want my empire invaded a bit?

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Tits might be. Photos less so. I'm gonna be looking at tiddy pics until they roll me into the crematorium.

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And even then... once they flick on the jets, you still have a couple of minutes.

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shut up the goths have sacked rome!

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Also, cause she hangs with and most likely bangs pedophiles.

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Downvoted when she literally has a photo together with Drake posted a week ago, guess some people don't like the truth.

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Probably Mars and his pedo buddies lol.

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Uhhh... What?

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She made Drake bark like a dog on a date and he bought her mom a house. Knowing him, that was probably a tit for tat. Either way, she is tainted goods now.

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Oh, I have no idea who this is. I do not follow celebrities almost at all.

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Welp now you do. Looks don't matter for pedo sanewashers. She is trash.

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