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Jan 16, 2018 9:49 AM
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wurstkaesescenario
1 rule wear shoes without metal.
DidgeryDrew
Mine used to pick up the metal eyelets in my shoes.
thatwoodguy
Used brothers metal detector at a gold claim using old map as guide. Found the old cabin footprint, all coins dating pre 1877 1/?
Horehey360
At least he got to dig a hole.
isetprettygirlsonfire
LOL been there!!! Have to wear steel toed boots at work and use detector. Found my own boot more times than I care to admit, even to myself.
newsguycraigevans
Dig up, stupid.
bonemarrowbiopsy
Pretty solid title. +1.
Drakeoulias
Steel-toe boots
bs13690
Steel-toed boots
Janusha
Then it would go off constantly wouldnt it. Silly joke.
RicheTheBuddha
Hah! That has not happened to me, but it sure could.
FriendlyNeighborhoodLoner
And maybe that's why you shouldn't wear steel capped boots while using a metal detector.
MessiahOfRats
The tool is only as smart as the user.
bsn7071
Who digs that deep for steel? Someone desperately trying to justify their metal detector purchase after finding zero gold rings
randoMarblePilot
Just dig some foot holes into the side and climb out
MrSnowy
That title is gold
waffledick
Is this from The Curse of Oak Island?
TigerlilyOz
Hysterical laughter...
GreenYawgmoth
someBODY once told me
user215438
A story about
thegourdkingpumpkin
Balamory
glitterwank
Oh my God Balamory was the SHIT. I used to love that show. With all the different coloured houses. The pink guy was the best.
bandy600
macaroni
Justyournormalperrycountian
Sand soil, detector says silver 6 inches down , dug down three freaking feet to find a chunk of copper pipe in a chunk of brick wall!!
wurstkaesescenario
Digging a lot of hols for cheap ww2 nazi money.
winsZero
Right, but did you find the silver that was 6 inches down?
DidgeryDrew
What detector were you using?
Justyournormalperrycountian
at pro.....dug a hole just big enough to slide my arm the whole way down. even pinpointed thinking i missed something.
MrSnowy
Its a new one from a company called FalseReadings
FlatDroid
I once tried to fix a metal detector with a steel L bracket glued to the detector head.
easyentropy
i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
80percentlegs
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
Satherian
I ain't the sharpest tool in the ted
TheBlueMuppet
I ain't the charpest lool in the ted
Satherian
I am the cheapest pool in the lead
lCommentInMostlyGIFFormat
Cal1te
Gif didn't actually load right, thought you had just posted 2 dead bodies in a hole.
JChilly
STAN-LEY YEL-NATS
sudokori
I just not realized they were bearded dragons and not actually Benelux trained lizards.
STGxDante
My child hood friend gave me this movie as a birthday present, mind you after it was already on tv. Also the vhs was orange. Only 1 orange
STGxDante
Vhs belongs in this house and it's Good Burger! Haven't seen my friend in 5 years. We lived next to each other.
Andrizzle0159
Rugrats in paris
aehrtl
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/8/8e/Squeeze.jpg/revision/latest/thumbnail-down/width/732/height/487?cb=2012070500243
Campfirebacon
Nope
Hungrypiemonger
that's more than nope.
splungedude
God, that is horrifying
Grumpyzoomer
Im pretty sure that guy actually died there....
enkidomark
A friend of mine is uninformed....
Grumpyzoomer
Its a very long story. Ill find the spaghetti sauce for y'all. Autodots roll out if youd like.
nevergettingoutalive
Why were your boots buried underground?
TheShire
So they keep warm during winter months
doofiTV
WhiteTexan
I dont think that the rest of the comments here realize the logic of this comment
Hokie5
Oh honey...
NotShakespearesSchool
Can't decide if fishing or if the boots buried is really honest....the logic loop hurts. :)
LeBaiton
superdude63
*prolonged exhale*
ConeNipplePerson
This made me blow air out of my nose forcefully. Thank you.
inyourheadunderyourskin
Bad
TotalSmartAss
We've *gotta* be kinfolk
DrSykero
M Night shyamalan: "Because he was buried wearing them" DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
Inappropesmagotes
He was dad all along.