I need to buy more halloween candy for tonight..
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Working from home has taught me..
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Creepy old Motel in my home town
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Great concept, terrible in practice.
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You deserve a pat on the back
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Just going to end up in the paper recycling anyway..
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I used my best baby voice, but he still didn't understand.
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Don't bother me while I eat my feast, peasants!
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Found my missing 5 Dollars!
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Personally, I don't believe there is a God but this fresh thinking.
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Standing up after being on the toilet too long looking at memes
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I have good intentions when I buy it, that counts. Right?
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If the women don't find your handsome, they should at least find you handy
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She did leave me mostly orange and yellow Skittles though...
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I'm leaving my job after 7 years.
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Not everything is as it's advertised to be.
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Usually one a day, sometimes two.
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Guys, I think we all need this song right now.
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Everyone is sick, and I'm just sitting here like..
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224
Sometimes being in IT can be heavy on the heart
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Proper form requires me to keep the bar as close to my body as possible.
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Started a new job working night shift.
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As a Single White Canadian Male,
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All you night shift workers
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ATTENTION FELLOW CANADIAN, PLEASE WATCH
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178
Tuesdays and Fridays are the hardest
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I feel like he thinks it's premeditated.
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My body, to my brain.
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"I don't do an exercise unless it's for life saving or ass kicking"
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Some days you're a head, some times you're a behind.
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Why am I like this?
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I don't know why..
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I've just been filling up my own gatorade bottle from the tap?
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Pro Tip: Crop dusting keeps the shame of blame to those unnamed
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425
Looks like I wont be getting this month's payout before the weekend..
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Gonna be a rough one this year me thinks
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Just loud enough so she knows I can hear her...
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6 years of favorites will do that I guess?
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