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RobertDinero013
That's a crocodile
Irishda
When your cat finds you eating cereal
baelaron
Just cause it worked out doesn't mean that's not a very dumb kitty.
jriley154
Like my wife taking the half eaten turkey sandwich from me on Thanksgiving night.
insanemaestro
This pretty much sums up my family's Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners.
zeretiuz
If you don't eat fast - you don't eat!
BigBlueWonder
Multiple predators fighting over fresh meat?
That describes a Jeffrey Epstein Christmas or Thanksgiving.
BL4UPUNKT
Are the crocs teeth jumper cables?
PigsCanJump
"Hey dude... you gonna eat that? "
Allworknoplay82
This is pretty much what happens at our dinner table every night. Asshole cat..
jonbenwaa
How does the cameraman put on pants with balls that big?
jennycone
My guess is a very powerful zoom lense
99% sure you're right, but i like to think there's some dude out there that was just filming this with a flashlight and his iPhone.
and huge, like basketball-size testicles.
slowchromehand
The most dangerous Jenga.
leswithmoore
Serves him right for chewing with his mouth open.
JamesF0790
Truly a brave cat.
DrNighttripper
Well that leopard probably has no other choice. It must be hard trying to stalk your prey with those balls of steel clanking around
tarataqa
E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This gator is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff!
kraeftig
'E's blinkin!
*looks again*
trollingforfun
It tastes better when it’s someone else’s.
ILoveMadKate
That leopard must be HUNGRY!
3whitedogsandme
**Crocodile.
holographicneuron
My partner and French fries.
Thefen
That leopard must clank when he walks!
GoodGuyGonzo
BradBehavior
You zoomed in to. Admit it.
Juggernaughtty
Cheetos cheesy puffs.
Shookie
SmokyDoggg
DarthZartanyus
Gator: I have no fe- *Cat shows up* I have one fear.
MuldoonJP
+1 for Muggsy.
Ijustwanttobememe
I love the slide back into the water! Ha!
Panserclaw
Cat clearly gives no fucks
BearjawsXIII
I feel really bad for that cat, having to crawl around dragging balls that big.
chiefrunswithscissors
Is it weird that I kinda feel bad for the gator?
Deadmanwalkn
Who the fuck is letting that cat sit that close to the gator?
Riouxen
This cat is known as Mugsy, IIRC. He was part of a swamp cat colony at a wildlife refuge. This video was taken yeeeeeeeears ago. Pretty-
-sure Mugsy ended up going to his forever home after showing the alligators who's boss.
HapilyDamaged
the cat.
dullsmile
Someone who didn't want a cat but got stuck taking care of it
CaptainAcorns
Who the fuck is feeding the gator
Video is recorded at a Wildlife Rescue. So, the handlers are feeding it.
Cats go where they go bud. You don't have much say on it. Try to lock one up and he'll fly out next time you open the door
Cats are easily shooed, idk what you're talking about
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
Imagine not evolving for millions of years cuz you're nature's killing machine to be bullied by a cat humans domesticated cuz it was cute.
pigoverthere
As I understand it, cats domesticated themselves
imuglyandimproudd
Cats ain’t cute
Lamplord
I knownyoure ugly and proud but you dont have to tack on stupid as well. (Joking, I normally dont do burns. Sorry.)
ARoseByAnotherUsernameWouldSmellAsSweet
As a dog person, that‘s not true
ialwaysupvoteShibe
And they domesticated us
sombrerohorsewagon
Pretty sure nature’s perfect killing machine is the cute one.
stolie
Yea but they dont eat Disneyland children
SeriousCloud
Tigers, jaguars and leopards are some of the only animals that hunt and eat alligators, crocs and caimans.
Yurets1257
Huh, that's cool. I thought only hippos were fighting crocs.
They can and will kill them but they are herbivores and thus don't eat them
TheInternetDumbass
Yes exactly, that's why it dies when you punch it.
MissAizea
Username checks out
Chalybos
And if you were the same scale to a croc as you are to a cat, it would die from a punch as well.
OldSchool90
Anything will die if you punch hard enough
On land
ghengis71
Crocodile
Srcsqwrn
That cat could have just eaten the lizard!
darkoshen
It tastes like chicken, I'm told.
superch1ck3n
croc.exe is not responding
Zambezionis
There are no leopards in America and no alligators in Africa. Crocodile
imafarmer
Well that's a technical statement because a cougar and a jaguar are the same animal. Just different regional
Thegreenestthumb9
No they're not, cougars are Puma concolor, Jaguars are Panthera onca. And the animal in this video is a leopard which is Panthera pardus.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
damn didnt expect the large cat expert in this thread. Fucking shredded bro
Right lol
ReaperCDN
Cougar - Puma Concolor; Jaguar - Panthera onca / Not the same animal, entirely different species. They only relate at the Family level, /1
which by comparison is like saying people and gorillas are the same thing, because we're both Hominidae. Just wanted to point out that /2
while the cats do look vaguely similar in structure, they're so distantly related they couldn't breed with each other. 3/3
Well I learned something today, thanks.
TacticalSpoon
They actually vary quite a bit. Jaguars are in the big cat family with lions and tigers, while cougars are more related to housecats.
Sternfeuer
That's wrong. Cougar/Puma and Jaguar are not the same animal. In fact, the cougar techincally doesn't belong to the "big cats" .
DarthKratos
No they are not, a cougar looks completely different to a jaguar.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
?
So I learned
DisobidientAvacado
but... south america
Florida....Alligators
bigblindguy
Well, the gator must have already ate the majority, cause he is SLEEPY!
TyrannosaurusMex
They must have dated before.
topshelfassistant
Actually think the gator closes its eyes to protect itself
voguemouse
Scaly mofo in a meat coma.
theycallmemrpib
Crocodile!
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
Apparently they can just sit and digest underwater for days without surfacing. My python sometimes naps underwater...
Vaenaemoenen
They don't have gills do they?
Nah. They just have a really efficient cold-blooded system. They basically turn off everything except their stomachs. There's a reason...
they existed before and after the dinosaurs.
NiftyGoblin
probably not able to get it all down and is just chilling letting the first half digest.
CrazyCatDaddy
Well momma said. "Gators are usually angry because they have all dem' teeth!"
PointlessUsername01
I know, cool story bro, but the kid who gave the correct response to this was a high school classmate/baseball teammate of mine.
J0765
Ornery
Greymalum
May have been too cold to stay awake. Being a reptile and temp sensative is hard.
folkscallmehi
*sensitive
ElasticRichard
That or it was turkey he ate.
azriim
I know cause my ex is one.
ProphetOfTheOldOnes
I dated Jess once too.
JustJoshinya9001
That’s a weird way to spell Bridget but I feel you.
Shrodinger13
Y’all got weird names for Marjorie, but I hear she did get around a little bit so no surprise there.
yolohamster3000
This is oddly relatable. Recent ex was a Jess, and I am pretty sure she was a reptilian in disguise.
My Jess was a different girl, tight little redhead with little boobs but a booty for days. Thick thighs save lives.
ShaggieBear
............nenson?
DarthGuacamole
#ihavesex
HornyPolice
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I take it alligator is dead..?
NOT DEAD. NOT DEAD.
stibium
Nah, you can see the eyes open later on when hes tugging on the second bit real hard.
simiotic24
Dat gator dead
bread1
or drunk!
meatskeleton
Nah, very full. You can see the eye open towards the end
yay4me
Caiman?
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
African crocodile/Nile crocodile.
EveryBodyLovesMe
Caiman are much smaller than that
MrNohbdy
The black caiman gets almost 20 feet long.
Whadabout the white ones?
The animal called "white alligator", a.k.a. common caiman is the closest thing to your request. They get about 6 feet in length.
Roelof73
Looks like a crocodile?
sc363
That's what i was thinking.
TheRicM
Pretty sure that's a leopard
TexMexHex
Crocs got pointy snoots. Gators got rounded snoots. Plus the teeth overlay
pretty likely, since there are no alligators in africa (where leopards live)
735824
It's a disguise!
ContagiousPersnapal
It looks like nature's perfect killing machine.
ThatsKilkenny
It is a croc. Alligators and leopards don't live anywhere near each other. Plus the head shape is wrong for both gator species alive today.
MorbidTitties
How about at the zoo?
JayKaySC
Which zoo puts two (apex) predators in the same enclosure?
Cayowin
Every zoo designed by Steven Spielberg
MalcomTheIncubus
Could be a wildlife preserve. Still, you’re right, it’s highly unlikely that it’s a zoo or preserve.
nowlater123
How can you tell the difference?
rbudrick
Gators have blunt and rounded snouts, croc snouts are more pointy.
Bugoof
The heads are a slightly different shape
Banjostory
It's interacting with a leopard.
ObiWanKenobitch
The only place in the world outside of zoos crocs and gators coexist is southern Florida. Leopards aren’t there. Hence: crocodile.
bobtheaxolotl
Well, for one, they don't have alligators where leopards live.
ESama
Crocs are pointy and gators are round.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
One has spots, the other is an alligator.
SKIDMARK95
The crocodiles have a more jagged and pronounced toothy (and narrower) maw whereas the alligators have a smoother less toothy mouth.
DocWino
Snout
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
One you see later and the other after a while
ohnonotagain42
dudedude09
Beat me to it +1
Lastcentura
Don't think leopard's and gaters live in the same places
They don’t.
elcheechacabra
Could be a cayman
penguinscience101
Croc
Alligators have shorter, more rounded snouts, crocodiles have longer more pointy snouts.
Flowerlady0
Gator snouts also appear more flattened where as crocodiles are narrower
KHARLOLZ
Crocodiles have a V shaped snout, Alligators have U shaped snouts.
infernopg
huh, i always thought it's the other way around
LickMeSwingers
Well kinda, hard to explain without pictures
smashpro1
Gator snout: U. Croc snout: V. Gharial snout: I.
It is
oldandfat
Plus alligators are not from Africa where leopards are from
Alligators can be found primarily in north America and parts of China
True, but you never know what big cats have been released in Florida...
NinjaCongo
That meat carries a suspicious resemblance to Carole Baskin's first husband dipped in sardine oil.
labmonkey4life
Also true
RobertDinero013
That's a crocodile
Irishda
When your cat finds you eating cereal
baelaron
Just cause it worked out doesn't mean that's not a very dumb kitty.
jriley154
Like my wife taking the half eaten turkey sandwich from me on Thanksgiving night.
insanemaestro
This pretty much sums up my family's Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners.
zeretiuz
If you don't eat fast - you don't eat!
BigBlueWonder
Multiple predators fighting over fresh meat?
insanemaestro
That describes a Jeffrey Epstein Christmas or Thanksgiving.
BL4UPUNKT
Are the crocs teeth jumper cables?
PigsCanJump
"Hey dude... you gonna eat that? "
Allworknoplay82
This is pretty much what happens at our dinner table every night. Asshole cat..
jonbenwaa
How does the cameraman put on pants with balls that big?
jennycone
My guess is a very powerful zoom lense
jonbenwaa
99% sure you're right, but i like to think there's some dude out there that was just filming this with a flashlight and his iPhone.
jonbenwaa
and huge, like basketball-size testicles.
slowchromehand
The most dangerous Jenga.
leswithmoore
Serves him right for chewing with his mouth open.
JamesF0790
Truly a brave cat.
DrNighttripper
Well that leopard probably has no other choice. It must be hard trying to stalk your prey with those balls of steel clanking around
tarataqa
E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This gator is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff!
kraeftig
'E's blinkin!
tarataqa
*looks again*
trollingforfun
It tastes better when it’s someone else’s.
ILoveMadKate
That leopard must be HUNGRY!
3whitedogsandme
**Crocodile.
holographicneuron
My partner and French fries.
Thefen
That leopard must clank when he walks!
GoodGuyGonzo
BradBehavior
You zoomed in to. Admit it.
Juggernaughtty
Cheetos cheesy puffs.
Shookie
SmokyDoggg
DarthZartanyus
Gator: I have no fe- *Cat shows up* I have one fear.
MuldoonJP
+1 for Muggsy.
Ijustwanttobememe
I love the slide back into the water! Ha!
Panserclaw
Cat clearly gives no fucks
BearjawsXIII
I feel really bad for that cat, having to crawl around dragging balls that big.
chiefrunswithscissors
Is it weird that I kinda feel bad for the gator?
Deadmanwalkn
Who the fuck is letting that cat sit that close to the gator?
Riouxen
This cat is known as Mugsy, IIRC. He was part of a swamp cat colony at a wildlife refuge. This video was taken yeeeeeeeears ago. Pretty-
Riouxen
-sure Mugsy ended up going to his forever home after showing the alligators who's boss.
HapilyDamaged
the cat.
dullsmile
Someone who didn't want a cat but got stuck taking care of it
CaptainAcorns
Who the fuck is feeding the gator
Riouxen
Video is recorded at a Wildlife Rescue. So, the handlers are feeding it.
SmokyDoggg
Cats go where they go bud. You don't have much say on it. Try to lock one up and he'll fly out next time you open the door
Deadmanwalkn
Cats are easily shooed, idk what you're talking about
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
Imagine not evolving for millions of years cuz you're nature's killing machine to be bullied by a cat humans domesticated cuz it was cute.
pigoverthere
As I understand it, cats domesticated themselves
imuglyandimproudd
Cats ain’t cute
Lamplord
I knownyoure ugly and proud but you dont have to tack on stupid as well. (Joking, I normally dont do burns. Sorry.)
ARoseByAnotherUsernameWouldSmellAsSweet
As a dog person, that‘s not true
ialwaysupvoteShibe
And they domesticated us
sombrerohorsewagon
Pretty sure nature’s perfect killing machine is the cute one.
stolie
Yea but they dont eat Disneyland children
SeriousCloud
Tigers, jaguars and leopards are some of the only animals that hunt and eat alligators, crocs and caimans.
Yurets1257
Huh, that's cool. I thought only hippos were fighting crocs.
SeriousCloud
They can and will kill them but they are herbivores and thus don't eat them
TheInternetDumbass
Yes exactly, that's why it dies when you punch it.
MissAizea
Username checks out
Chalybos
And if you were the same scale to a croc as you are to a cat, it would die from a punch as well.
OldSchool90
Anything will die if you punch hard enough
SeriousCloud
On land
ghengis71
Crocodile
Srcsqwrn
That cat could have just eaten the lizard!
darkoshen
It tastes like chicken, I'm told.
superch1ck3n
croc.exe is not responding
Zambezionis
There are no leopards in America and no alligators in Africa. Crocodile
imafarmer
Well that's a technical statement because a cougar and a jaguar are the same animal. Just different regional
Thegreenestthumb9
No they're not, cougars are Puma concolor, Jaguars are Panthera onca. And the animal in this video is a leopard which is Panthera pardus.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
damn didnt expect the large cat expert in this thread. Fucking shredded bro
imafarmer
Right lol
ReaperCDN
Cougar - Puma Concolor; Jaguar - Panthera onca / Not the same animal, entirely different species. They only relate at the Family level, /1
ReaperCDN
which by comparison is like saying people and gorillas are the same thing, because we're both Hominidae. Just wanted to point out that /2
ReaperCDN
while the cats do look vaguely similar in structure, they're so distantly related they couldn't breed with each other. 3/3
imafarmer
Well I learned something today, thanks.
TacticalSpoon
They actually vary quite a bit. Jaguars are in the big cat family with lions and tigers, while cougars are more related to housecats.
Sternfeuer
That's wrong. Cougar/Puma and Jaguar are not the same animal. In fact, the cougar techincally doesn't belong to the "big cats" .
DarthKratos
No they are not, a cougar looks completely different to a jaguar.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
Zambezionis
?
imafarmer
So I learned
DisobidientAvacado
but... south america
Zambezionis
Florida....Alligators
bigblindguy
Well, the gator must have already ate the majority, cause he is SLEEPY!
TyrannosaurusMex
They must have dated before.
topshelfassistant
Actually think the gator closes its eyes to protect itself
voguemouse
Scaly mofo in a meat coma.
theycallmemrpib
Crocodile!
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
Apparently they can just sit and digest underwater for days without surfacing. My python sometimes naps underwater...
Vaenaemoenen
They don't have gills do they?
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
Nah. They just have a really efficient cold-blooded system. They basically turn off everything except their stomachs. There's a reason...
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
they existed before and after the dinosaurs.
NiftyGoblin
probably not able to get it all down and is just chilling letting the first half digest.
CrazyCatDaddy
Well momma said. "Gators are usually angry because they have all dem' teeth!"
PointlessUsername01
I know, cool story bro, but the kid who gave the correct response to this was a high school classmate/baseball teammate of mine.
J0765
Ornery
Greymalum
May have been too cold to stay awake. Being a reptile and temp sensative is hard.
folkscallmehi
*sensitive
ElasticRichard
That or it was turkey he ate.
azriim
Greymalum
I know cause my ex is one.
ProphetOfTheOldOnes
I dated Jess once too.
JustJoshinya9001
That’s a weird way to spell Bridget but I feel you.
Shrodinger13
Y’all got weird names for Marjorie, but I hear she did get around a little bit so no surprise there.
yolohamster3000
This is oddly relatable. Recent ex was a Jess, and I am pretty sure she was a reptilian in disguise.
Greymalum
My Jess was a different girl, tight little redhead with little boobs but a booty for days. Thick thighs save lives.
ShaggieBear
............nenson?
DarthGuacamole
#ihavesex
HornyPolice
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I take it alligator is dead..?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
NOT DEAD. NOT DEAD.
stibium
Nah, you can see the eyes open later on when hes tugging on the second bit real hard.
simiotic24
Dat gator dead
bread1
or drunk!
meatskeleton
Nah, very full. You can see the eye open towards the end
yay4me
Caiman?
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
African crocodile/Nile crocodile.
EveryBodyLovesMe
Caiman are much smaller than that
MrNohbdy
The black caiman gets almost 20 feet long.
EveryBodyLovesMe
Whadabout the white ones?
MrNohbdy
The animal called "white alligator", a.k.a. common caiman is the closest thing to your request. They get about 6 feet in length.
Roelof73
Looks like a crocodile?
sc363
That's what i was thinking.
TheRicM
Pretty sure that's a leopard
TexMexHex
Crocs got pointy snoots. Gators got rounded snoots. Plus the teeth overlay
Sternfeuer
pretty likely, since there are no alligators in africa (where leopards live)
735824
It's a disguise!
ContagiousPersnapal
It looks like nature's perfect killing machine.
ThatsKilkenny
It is a croc. Alligators and leopards don't live anywhere near each other. Plus the head shape is wrong for both gator species alive today.
MorbidTitties
How about at the zoo?
JayKaySC
Which zoo puts two (apex) predators in the same enclosure?
Cayowin
Every zoo designed by Steven Spielberg
MalcomTheIncubus
Could be a wildlife preserve. Still, you’re right, it’s highly unlikely that it’s a zoo or preserve.
nowlater123
How can you tell the difference?
rbudrick
Gators have blunt and rounded snouts, croc snouts are more pointy.
Bugoof
The heads are a slightly different shape
Banjostory
It's interacting with a leopard.
ObiWanKenobitch
The only place in the world outside of zoos crocs and gators coexist is southern Florida. Leopards aren’t there. Hence: crocodile.
bobtheaxolotl
Well, for one, they don't have alligators where leopards live.
ESama
Crocs are pointy and gators are round.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
One has spots, the other is an alligator.
SKIDMARK95
The crocodiles have a more jagged and pronounced toothy (and narrower) maw whereas the alligators have a smoother less toothy mouth.
DocWino
Snout
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
One you see later and the other after a while
ohnonotagain42
dudedude09
Beat me to it +1
Lastcentura
Don't think leopard's and gaters live in the same places
ObiWanKenobitch
They don’t.
elcheechacabra
Could be a cayman
penguinscience101
Croc
Roelof73
Alligators have shorter, more rounded snouts, crocodiles have longer more pointy snouts.
Flowerlady0
Gator snouts also appear more flattened where as crocodiles are narrower
KHARLOLZ
Crocodiles have a V shaped snout, Alligators have U shaped snouts.
infernopg
huh, i always thought it's the other way around
LickMeSwingers
Well kinda, hard to explain without pictures
smashpro1
Gator snout: U. Croc snout: V. Gharial snout: I.
LickMeSwingers
It is
oldandfat
Plus alligators are not from Africa where leopards are from
penguinscience101
Alligators can be found primarily in north America and parts of China
Roelof73
True, but you never know what big cats have been released in Florida...
NinjaCongo
That meat carries a suspicious resemblance to Carole Baskin's first husband dipped in sardine oil.
labmonkey4life
Also true