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https://apnews.com/article/elon-musk-wisconsin-election-million-dollar-checks-2900f27acc373c9f1661a934f00c0c3d
Jul 14, 2026 9:50 PM
Iblamemyparentstoo
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https://apnews.com/article/elon-musk-wisconsin-election-million-dollar-checks-2900f27acc373c9f1661a934f00c0c3d
tinydog
DHU HAST
FaecalJacksonPollock
Audasity
SirPerfluousOfTheShire
How big of a slap on the wrist will be get, will it leave a mark?
Antifalalalala
But wouldn't the Supreme Court say this is just free speech?
FellaWithUmbrella
So when is this criminal immigrant deported?
BilltheCatisBack
Trump will issue his arrest warrant tomorrow night during his Fair Elections speech, I’m sure.
Aranon1183
I fucking loathe that South African monkey!
terajack2048
With the amount of drugs probably on his boats or in his houses couldn’t they charge drug trafficking then can take all those assets legally.
SeasonedCitizen
Probably, but nothing will happen to him. He'll probably make the guy give him back the mil.
Funkman418
FUCK YES THE PEDOPHILE PIG PROTECTOR AND MAYBE ACCOMPLISH, COULD BE A RESPECTED HUMAN BUT CHOSES HATRED OVER LOVE !!!!
TheFastpaws
Call me when somebody does something about it.
CyberHexx
LOCK HIM UP. NATIONALIZE HIS ASSETS. DEPORT HIM TO EL SALVADOR, PENNILESS AND WITH NO PAPERS.
Alykat06660
You know if they Nationalized his bank account it would go straight into trumps pocket.
AsheLake
Give ownership to the workers.
CyberHexx
It would go into the IRS.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
2 years later? I'm sure his $5k fine will teach him a lesson
RARusk
When it's so bad you can't say "duh" but "dhu".
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Remember that a person with a trillion dollars of wealth giving away one million dollars is equivalent to a person with one hundred thousand dollars of wealth giving away one dime.
Try to wrap your head around a person with so much wealth that giving away a million is as inconvenient as a person with a stable middle-class nest egg seeing a dime on the sidewalk and deciding they don't need to pick it up.
KAPTKipper
More than this. He did more than this.
thornedrose27
Likely???
johnvilnis
We told everyone that as soon as he mentioned he was doing it.
davebarton315101
Did the check bounce?
DianNaoChong
No but it effectively was planned out who would get it and some weird tax dodgy stuff also occurred which might actually make the whole thing legal. But I haven't checked up recently.
66gent
"Likely" LOL
DJOldguy
Only if the guy kept it, and I bet it was a giant con, the guy was a Musk stooge, for sure.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Likely? Cmon now
Blunderwriter
Likely. Never did. Always “likely”. Nothing happens.
D diversity
H heckquity
U unclusion. All the things he’s also against.
iDrawStuff
Wardonk3y
Gee... Ya think?
AdmiralTugmutton
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5967758-donald-trump-primetime-address-election-integrity-voting-machines-midterms/
eronth
Didn't the courts already decide it doesn't count for whatever reason?
BlindPiranha
Water is wet. More at eleven.
EngorgedPhallus
Water isn't wet, it MAKES things wet. But musk is still a giant pile of hot horse shit.
Shovi
Then water makes water wet. So water is wet.
EngorgedPhallus
Unfortunately, no.
Shovi
Fortunately YES!
tuxedobob
Wet
1a: consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)
Are you telling me water doesn’t consist of water?
tuxedobob
And before you ask, https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wet
kirmokum
not to be a jordan peterson about it but it depends on what you mean by "wet" and how pedantic you want to be.
factcheckmate
Like fire is hot
EngorgedPhallus
Fire being hot is a false equivalency. Fire being on fire would be closer.
BlindPiranha
Lol Been waiting for this comment. Yes, the comment was intended as a canned response.