that humor is on point…

Feb 23, 2026 12:41 AM

tractorist

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Oh, freebeer

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly this is just kinda uncomfortable to me, now.

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

There was a CSI episode where a young woman was trying to get into a club. The security scanned her and it alarmed at her crotch. She replied “I pierced my kitty”

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call BS! He had the right guess! Given the state of women's pockets, keys were an unreasonable answer.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kept setting off airport and court house detectors. They thought something was up my vag and had to wand me every time. I only now, 10 years layer, figured out that surgeons intentionally left 3 artery clips in my groin after my heart ablation.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn’t it just be the zipper and button in the jeans?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John Nolan got tanned

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Save the beautiful girl, save the world

5 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

She looks a lot like Madisson Scott..

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hello my fellow person of culture. I see you dabble in the finer arts...

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks a lot more like Hayden Panettiere...

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

would it detect IUD contraceptives?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By what I can find: Probably not. While the detector can technically find non-ferrous metals, it's less sensitive to those and the IUD only has a very small amount of copper.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had the great vision to say to myself, Heroes season 1 is excellent, I should probably stop here. And I did.

5 months ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

I might have to rewatch that first (and only) season, it's been a minute.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should have listened. "Hey, they have already introduced a hero and a villain with All The Powers, this can only go downhill."

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah season 2 is great as well, but definitely stop there

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Thought we were going to have a Spinal Tap moment.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved her on Malcom in the middle.

5 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Whait... It's Hayden Penettiere? I didn't recognize her with that hairstyle. ^^

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know, right? Rather fuzzy!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda had a thing for her since Heroes

5 months ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 1

Amber Alert was good

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pink power ranger has competition

5 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

She would have made a great pink ranger if they had made a reboot movie in around 2005 that had a darker more serious tone, like what they did with the 2017 movie.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

? Kimberly was like 12 years before heroes

5 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's possible they're talking about one of the, by my count, 14 Pink Rangers that came after Kimberly...but that still doesn't make a lot of sense.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, we’re always talking about Kimberly ;-)

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Key-spot

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or the button on her jeans?

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

have u even watched it? it her keys, she even said so. :>

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Or the zipper. A friend of mine got scaned and his zipper set it off. Without missing a beat he said it was his metal penis. The guard was questioning life for a second before he said it was a metal zipper.

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She's pretty upset that that guy is doing his job and not saying anything.

5 months ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 9

yea, who doesn't take their keys out of the pocket when going through the detector, too.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Union contract, you gotta pay him more if he says a line..

5 months ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

More then 3 words

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Save the cheerleader, save the world!!

5 months ago | Likes 478 Dislikes 3

That's the only comment needed here.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

What a disappointing story resolution.

5 months ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

I stopped watching after the first season

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still enjoyed it. Maybe the could reboot the original and fix it story. We don't talk about the sequel.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The show got royally screwed. Went from such a promising start to floundering with too many plot threads that couldn't be resolved in time after the loss of momentum and change in production schedule from the Writers Strike.

5 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

It seemed like an awesome premise with no actual plot in mind.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was supposed to be an anthology series with an overarching plot connecting things but the show was truncated in length which made the plot a jumbled mess trying to cram in key points.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have fond memories of the first season. Which are largely offset by the other three. 😭

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Three!? I think I stopped watching during season two because the story made no sense anymore

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really great bad guy too

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I forgot the show!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? It was great all the way through. Shame they never made a second season.

5 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Just like how it’s such a pity they never made a sequel to Highlander.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great first season

5 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They didn't have the budget for a good final fight, but otherwise it was awesome!
I like to pretend Alphas season 1 is Heroes season 2. Group is finally together working as a group, ironing out their kinks, etc

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

writers strike fucked that series and it just couldn't bounce back

5 months ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

YHE EXECUTIVES who forced the writers strike fucked that series!!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They wanted to change the cast over every season and NBC said no. They had no plays for the season 1 cast after that arc concluded.

5 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

they also went from a 24 episode season to a 11 episode season abruptly.. Lots of stories ideas unfinished, and suddenly no writers.. Then they tape and cut what they had together for a shorten filming deadline also.

5 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And Journeyman. I was getting into that. Had a decent wrap up nonetheless.
(Yay, Moon Bloodgood!)

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And "Life" (Damien Lewis, Sarah Shahi). Great start but after the strike it wasn't fun anymore.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have the DVDs & there was a whole nuclear weapon person but storyline but because of 9/11 they cut it.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Writers strike didn't fuck up any shows. The spineless strikebreakers and 3rd rate "comrade pig" writerlings who sold out to write for those shows instead fucked it up.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I watched the first season (great!), and about 1/4 the second season. Never finished it.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm EXACTLY the same!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What dhow?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Heroes

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a piece of metal (probably titanium?) inserted the length of my right tibia and it tells me when airport security is worried about something because only sometimes do they crank up the sensitivity of their scanners around here for me to set them off.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

shit, that's a modern version of your arthritis flaring up when it's gonna rain. Excellent.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read this before my coffee and saw labia instead of tibia. Says something about me I guess...

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Titanium is normally what's used for medical stuff. Are you saying the metal detectors go off for it?! Or the full body scanner?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Normal scanners - might be pins apart from the rod which set things off? It's just normally it doesn't, but sometimes (and I think I've had some corroboration of this) they get on an alert and crank up the sensitivity, enough for me to set it off. I've got a pon in my right elbows holding the dead of my radius bone as well but it never sets anything off.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'pin' in my radius bone's head.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's gotta be a sensitivity thing, the only other metal that would get used in the human body is platinum which for obvious reasons wouldn't normally be used lol. Other metals could degrade and cause blood poisoning

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Titanium, I'm told, has a unique property in which it gradually blends with bone.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source?

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bring It on: All or Nothing (2006)

5 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Heroes. Season 1 is good

5 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2nd half of season 2 and all of season 3 SUCKED.

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

4 kinda got good again. You had Darth Maul and T-Bag as the villains.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. That series had so much potential.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Season 4 was the worst of it. I couldn't make it more than a couple of episodes in, it was just... so... so, so, so BAD.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It got so bad. I didn't even bother to watch the rest of season 2.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Did you know there was a 4th season? I just found out when I went to IMDB.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. No, I did not. Might be worth reading the synopsis, but that's probably it.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Writer’s strike. I ‘member.

5 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The writer's strike didn't help, but the issue was it was planned to be a 1 season show. The story had a path and end point, and it did it incredibly well. But it did so well that NBC wanted more, and you saw what they cobbled together trying to make more story.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, killed a few shows. How much money the corpos lost due to killing their own IPs out of greed we may never know.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they always tax write off those and claim they made a ton of money anyway: Bonus PLEEZ!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It did give us Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog but that hardly even things out with all the shows that got axed.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0