The Oval Office * The U.S. Supreme Court courtroom * A sitting U.S. president’s inauguration ceremony * The Academy Awards ceremony * The Super Bowl halftime show * The White House Christmas tree lighting ceremony * The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade * The Rose Parade * The Kentucky Derby * The Indianapolis 500 * The Masters Tournament * The Stanley Cup Final * The World Series * The NBA Finals * The Daytona 500 * A NASA space launch
So all places with heavy security? There's your solution, more security personnel for ALL places ALL the time! Or if that's too expensive, perhaps at least gapless camera surveillance?
Specific events, sure. But in general, pretty sure there have been mass shootings at hockey games, races, both car and horse, and other sporting events. They also specifically said golf courses and parades. Just not highly specific golf games or celebratory parades.
These are all *specific* places or events. The question was about *generic* places, otherwise instead of "a park" they'd say "that tiny park between 5th and main they finally opened last week".
You wouldn't say "The Masters Tournament", you'd say "a golf course", which... yeah.
1995 Bronx Shoe Store Shooting: On December 19, 1995, a gunman named Michael Vernon opened fire during a robbery attempt at a crowded shoe store in the Bronx, New York. He killed five people—including a mother, her two young sons, and the store owner's wife—and wounded three others before being captured by police. He was convicted of first-degree murder in 1997
The Hawthorne Hill Equestrian Shooting: If you are thinking of a high-profile shooting within the horse community, you might be remembering the August 2019 incident at a New Jersey dressage training facility. Olympic coach Michael Barisone shot his student Lauren Kanarek during a dispute. He was later found not guilty by reason of insanity, an event documented in a 2026 true crime release
I mean, don't say nothing. There's been attempts of blaming rock music, videogames and violent movies. Oh and obviously minorities. And.. uh.. lots of money spent on "bullet proofing" classrooms and drilling kids on how to not die when shooter comes knocking.. :O
"In our defense, some people made some suggestions and it didn't 100% solve every aspect of human existence, so we decided to table it until we have a plan that does."
The wikipedia page would say, "This page may be incomplete. Please add to the list." /s I thought maybe amusement park, or one of those indoor, kids play places. But then I checked. Fu....
Oligarchs don't have parties at their homes? Isn't the point of having a fuck-off huge house so that you can show it off to the other sociopaths in the greed club?
Not a mass shooting unless multiple people would be injured I guess. Also I have no idea where things like that dinner happen… just hoping people stop missing the dorito in chief
5five3
Was that the ‘Mae Shi’ for background music?
ActionJohnnie
Republicans headquarters
AgamemnonsMemes
When people offer you america, just say no.
IAmGORT
Congress. You can bet your last dollar that if there was a shooting at Congress, you have sensible gun laws within a week.
awesomeoldguy
Buzz…. A shooting occurred at Graceland Cemetery in Racine, Wisconsin, on June 2, 2022, during a mourned funeral service
astrangehop
Dang it I was just thinking that
admiralawesome4213
A gun range?
TJManyon
Gun store?
Uberche
A shooting range?
Atlasraven
Chris Kyle in 2013 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Kyle
IJustWantToMakeAComment
The east wing
or0b0ur0s
Hmmm. I'll take "anywhere the One Percent live and "work" for 100, Alex.
awesomeoldguy
The Oval Office
* The U.S. Supreme Court courtroom
* A sitting U.S. president’s inauguration ceremony
* The Academy Awards ceremony
* The Super Bowl halftime show
* The White House Christmas tree lighting ceremony
* The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
* The Rose Parade
* The Kentucky Derby
* The Indianapolis 500
* The Masters Tournament
* The Stanley Cup Final
* The World Series
* The NBA Finals
* The Daytona 500
* A NASA space launch
TheMuellmann
So all places with heavy security? There's your solution, more security personnel for ALL places ALL the time! Or if that's too expensive, perhaps at least gapless camera surveillance?
Zalm
Specific events, sure. But in general, pretty sure there have been mass shootings at hockey games, races, both car and horse, and other sporting events. They also specifically said golf courses and parades. Just not highly specific golf games or celebratory parades.
LoudBirb
These are all *specific* places or events. The question was about *generic* places, otherwise instead of "a park" they'd say "that tiny park between 5th and main they finally opened last week".
You wouldn't say "The Masters Tournament", you'd say "a golf course", which... yeah.
TheKnifeGuy
all events that cost money to attend not third spaces to enjoy time
Columbus43219
A GOP campaign headquarters? NRA convention?
TacosAreDelicious
Pulse night club in Florida was a horrible tragedy
ProbeGT
An NRA meeting ?
TheGhostofElizabethShue
wolf parade, if’n you were wondering. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mJPP7CbSv8
lowreroll
+1
burningcouchwv
I thank Keeso for turning me onto them. ThanksShoresy
drunkbs
A clobbler shoe repair shop?
awesomeoldguy
Buzz
1995 Bronx Shoe Store Shooting: On December 19, 1995, a gunman named Michael Vernon opened fire during a robbery attempt at a crowded shoe store in the Bronx, New York. He killed five people—including a mother, her two young sons, and the store owner's wife—and wounded three others before being captured by police. He was convicted of first-degree murder in 1997
drunkbs
How about a tack shop?
awesomeoldguy
The Hawthorne Hill Equestrian Shooting: If you are thinking of a high-profile shooting within the horse community, you might be remembering the August 2019 incident at a New Jersey dressage training facility. Olympic coach Michael Barisone shot his student Lauren Kanarek during a dispute. He was later found not guilty by reason of insanity, an event documented in a 2026 true crime release
drunkbs
I honestly forgot what we were talking about.
Uhhjustaskingforafriend
We've tried nothing and ran out of ideas!
thekadeshi
No no. About half of us have tried plenty
Felberin
I mean, don't say nothing. There's been attempts of blaming rock music, videogames and violent movies. Oh and obviously minorities. And.. uh.. lots of money spent on "bullet proofing" classrooms and drilling kids on how to not die when shooter comes knocking.. :O
Draygen
"In our defense, some people made some suggestions and it didn't 100% solve every aspect of human existence, so we decided to table it until we have a plan that does."
Lostedge
Furry convention
CelestialSea
Isn't it only a mass shooting if it happens in a Catholic church on Sunday? Otherwise it's just sparkling murder.
Layinginbed
Treehouse
Halfwise
Mar-a-Lago?
gtollie
Restaurante ?
What kind of woke video is this… if you want French fries go to Europe .. we only sell freedom fries here !
/s
Layinginbed
Mitch McConnells house
Layinginbed
Dairy parlor
oldguyexlurker
The wikipedia page would say, "This page may be incomplete. Please add to the list." /s I thought maybe amusement park, or one of those indoor, kids play places. But then I checked. Fu....
azazyel
Hot air balloon (that'd be awkward)
Atlasraven
2 guys did have a shooting duel from separate hot air balloons.
CaptainYesterday
An outhouse.
solaslunas
in a weird twist of fate : https://fox4kc.com/news/lawrence-man-in-custody-for-shooting-at-the-outhouse/
awesomeoldguy
Well you win.. kinda hard to have a “mass shooting” in an outhouse.. so you get it on a technicality
Level21Magikarp
That was the sight of a bombing.
CaptainYesterday
That thing got bombed so often it was like a usaf test range
whitey211
The home of a billionaire?
YouRadicalizedMe
Should have been number 1. X 1000
BeaverOnFire
Dannyalcatraz
There have been a few mass shootings at mansions that were being used as Air BnB locations: Bath Township, Benedict Canyon, Beverly Crest.
Don’t know the financial strata the owners were in.
Evi1Gav
Manson family Tate murders. The house was owned by millionaires, who today would likely be in the billionaires class.
KillingTlme
Mar-A-lago
thekadeshi
Well it wouldn’t be a mass shooting then
SarcasticComment
Need to get past security
marcellusmartel
Might help the masses though
SerialChickenLover
It could be if we arm the masses
SirBonSama
not with that attitude!
magicrhombus
Maybe if they were having a party with all their other oligarch buddies?
thekadeshi
Then it wouldn’t be at their home! What’s our yardstick here
magicrhombus
Oligarchs don't have parties at their homes? Isn't the point of having a fuck-off huge house so that you can show it off to the other sociopaths in the greed club?
thekadeshi
So then it wouldn’t be a mass shooting, it’d be “terrorism” or “act of war” lol
suggestedCleverUsernameGenerator
The White House?
FrancsTireur
Never thought the movie we'd be hoping to come true would be Olympus has fallen but here we are.
PixelSprite64
snarkybitch
Literally just happened at the correspondence dinner this year. Nobody died tho so im not sure if it count
suggestedCleverUsernameGenerator
Not a mass shooting unless multiple people would be injured I guess. Also I have no idea where things like that dinner happen… just hoping people stop missing the dorito in chief
FellaWithUmbrella
It wasn’t in the White House. It was at the Washington Hilton.
snarkybitch
Oh right because the shooter was a guest there.